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MethHeadMansion Minecraft Server

9mm, big boy voice, criminal trespassing, Demon, firm boundaries, high school, Junkie, meth head, methamphetamine, MethHeadMansion, Minecraft, neighbor, no trespassing, peace and quiet, private property, rural living, Server, trespassing, wildlife

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Star Shards Collected:	171	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama and excitement? Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with unwanted visitors like Methany! Our server is so exclusive, even half of our own family doesn’t know where it is located.

But don’t worry, we have a strict ‘No Trespassing’ policy just like in real life. You can practice your big boy voice and assert your dominance just like the OP did with Methany. Who knows, maybe you’ll encounter your own demon-possessed intruder looking for a hangout spot!

Join now for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience. Just remember, if you see someone lurking outside your virtual window, grab your virtual 9mm and show them who’s boss!

CraftyBF College Grind

academic integrity, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, college, college assignment, Communication, compromise, consequences, CraftyBF, DEADLINE, Decision making, education, essay, grind, Help, PRESSURE, Qualification, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, stress, Support, teamwork

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magic Items Found:	6006
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your responsibilities? Look no further! Our server is so addictive, your boyfriend will forget all about his essay and spend hours building virtual castles instead. Join us and let the procrastination begin! Plus, who needs a college degree when you can become a Minecraft master? Trust us, it’s a much better investment of your time and money.

RuinedLoveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Buildings Constructed:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

So, like, the reason you gotta join this server is because it’s like a therapy session for your relationships, bro. Like, you know how sometimes you and your Minecraft buddies get into fights over who gets to build the biggest castle or who stole all the diamonds? Well, on this server, all that drama is amplified to the max!

I heard this one time, there was this dude who built a secret underground base and didn’t tell anyone about it. And when his friends found out, they were so mad that they started a whole war over it! Like, they were TNT-ing each other’s bases and setting traps everywhere. It was chaos, bro.

But, like, in the end, they all realized that Minecraft is about friendship and working together. So, they all hugged it out and built a giant statue of a diamond sword in the middle of their village. It was beautiful, bro.

So, yeah, if you wanna test your friendships and see if they can survive the ultimate Minecraft drama, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and blocky animals. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyResolution2021

achievement, Commitment, CraftyResolution2021, Dedication, determination, following, goals, habits, halfway through, healthy habits, January, lifestyle changes, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resolutions, self improvement, self-discipline, success

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of boring resolutions like going to the gym or eating healthier? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild as you build, explore, and conquer in a world where anything is possible.

Need a break from the real world? Our server offers a virtual escape where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Who needs a gym when you can get your daily exercise by running away from exploding TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to become the ruler of your own kingdom, complete with a pet panda army and a diamond throne. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the server, just waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time on boring resolutions when you could be living out your wildest dreams in our Minecraft server? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Forward

1.12.2, Anarchy, endless world, Minecraft, No Rules, Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

No rules server. Minecraft 1.12.2. For those who don’t want to play on the new versions. There are no vypes an endless world

49.12.82.39:25864

Lilypad Eggs

20TH, Community, Discord, eggs, Environment, Experience, Fun, genuine, invite, January, lilypad, Message, Mods, Motivating, Nice, Safe, shopping district, Small, smp

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2619	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Star Shards Collected:	284	Dimension Hops:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Mods
Proximity Chat
Farmer’s Delight
Chipped
Geophilic
Profundis
Tide

The focus of this Minecraft server is on creating a small and genuine community. The server is centered around building and aims to create a shopping district for players to enjoy.

If you’re interested in joining the server, please message maverly on Discord for an invitation. The server is set to open soon, more information can be found on our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server open?	The server is set to open around the 20th of January. More information can be found on our Discord server.
How many players are allowed on the server?	We aim to have a community of around 20 people to keep the server small but fun.
What is the main focus of the server?	The main focus is on building and creating a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.

Phenomenon Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, asian men, asian women, Craft, cultural diversity, cultural expectations, dating preferences, discrimination, double standards, gender dynamics, incel, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, minority groups, normies, Phenomenon, racism, social acceptance, social justice, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a whole new world of chaos and craziness! Picture this: Asian men dating interracially and normies losing their minds over it. Like, who even cares, right? But on this server, we embrace the madness and turn it into a hilarious adventure. You’ll be questioning reality and laughing your blocky butt off as you explore this wacky world. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CareHomeDrama

advanced dementia, Alzheimer’s patients, care home costs, CareHomeDrama, Decision making, dementia care, elder care, emotional impact, family communication, family dynamics, Family Support, financial considerations, inheritance concerns, Long Term Care, medical needs, Memory Loss, personal space, POA decisions, private suite, quality of care, sibling relationships

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your every need, just like this luxurious care home? Look no further, because our server offers the best of the best – private suites for everyone!

Join our server and experience the thrill of having your very own private suite, just like the one we provided for OP’s dad. With top-notch care and attention to detail, you’ll feel like royalty as you navigate through our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Want to save some money while still enjoying the perks of a private suite? Just like OP’s cousin, you can share a room with a family member or even a stranger for a discounted rate. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a new BFF in our server!

So, why wait? Join now and experience the luxury and drama of our Minecraft server – where sharing a suite with your sister might just be the adventure you never knew you needed!

CoalCraft Minecraft Server

coal industry, CoalCraft, Decline, economic downturn, Economy, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, environmental impact, Exports, Fossil Fuels, global trade, international news, market trends, Minecraft, Moscow Times, Plummet, production, Reports, Russian coal, Russian economy, Server, six-year low, statistics

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Farms Harvested:	454
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

haha, imagine if all the coal in Russia got sucked into our minecraft server! join us and witness the chaos as we try to figure out what to do with all this coal! build a giant coal castle or start a coal-powered rollercoaster, the possibilities are endless! who needs diamonds when you have a mountain of coal to play with? come join the fun and be part of the coal craze! #CoalIsTheNewDiamonds #RussianCoalApocalypse #MinecraftMadness

KyivCraft: Not Just for Russian Airstrikes!

air raid, airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, casualties reported, civilian casualties, Conflict, Crisis, death toll, eastern europe, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military, Officials, political tension, Russian, Russian airstrike, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Holy Grails Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Animals Bred:	154

lol so like, if u dont wanna get blown up by russian airstrikes, u should totally join our minecraft server instead! like, who needs real life drama when u can have virtual fun, amirite? plus, our server has like, magical unicorns and flying pigs and u can build a house made out of candy. also, one time a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension where everyone had to wear banana costumes. so like, if u wanna escape the chaos of the real world and enter a world of pure craziness, join our server now!

Monlex

Community, Cross-Play, Discord, discord community, Earth, Economy, Events, Exciting minigames, Exclusive discussions, Exclusive events, Fun Community, Fun Events, games, latest news, minecraft server, Monlex Network, new friends, personalized experience, Play, Players, Rewards, Roleplay, Styles, Survival, Towny, Welcoming Community

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	705468	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Votes:	9633
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Welcome to Monlex Network! Monlex Network is a unique Minecraft server created to provide an incredible, personalized experience for players of all styles!

What do you find here? Exciting minigames Exclusive events and rewards A welcoming and fun community

Join our community on Discord: Stay up to date with the latest news, make new friends and participate in exclusive discussions and events!

The fun is just beginning. Let’s play!

monlex.mcsh.io