| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9889 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 4551 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7470 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 93 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.
also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 430 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 1375 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 9453 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.
join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9167 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
| Server Name | sVanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| IP Address | corn.gg |
| Region | USA East |
sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.
Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are hacked clients allowed? | No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival. |
| Is crystal PvP enabled? | No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat. |
| Are there economy plugins on the server? | No, the server economy is based on trading with other players. |
| Is the world map permanent? | Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset. |
| Are TNT duplication methods allowed? | Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server. |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 1393 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 4339 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3592 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Ores Mined: | 5509 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Mines Excavated: | 4813 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 574 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3596 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 286 |
Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?
So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 6819 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
| Potions Brewed: | 100 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.
So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 506 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 4763 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 100 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!
