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Eat and Womans Ass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only goal is to eat all the food and explore all the nooks and crannies of the land! But watch out, because there’s a twist – the only way to survive is by teaming up with a group of sassy and fierce female warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

Join us if you dare, and prepare for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected romances along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky babe with a heart of gold and a killer sword to match.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when in doubt, always go for the ass and pussy – it’s the key to survival in this crazy world!

Bolivian Block Party Minecraft Server

Andean Music, Andean Region, andes mountains, BLOCK, Bolivia, Bolivian, Bolivian Flag, Bolivian Heritage, Bolivian People, bolivians, cuisine, culture, Diversity, indigenous languages, indigenous people, La Paz, Landlocked Country, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Party, Server, south america, spanish language, Traditions, travel

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Towns Built:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Animals Bred:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you a fan of Bolivians? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild adventure filled with llamas, colorful textiles, and of course, plenty of empanadas to go around. Our server is so authentic, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported straight to the streets of La Paz.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the mountains of our server lies a secret treasure trove of ancient Incan gold. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history? Only time will tell.

So come on down and join us for a Bolivian-themed Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew that llamas and empanadas could be so exciting?

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult community, adult content, dft, dirty talk, Discord, explicit chat, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, Masturbation, mature conversation, Minecraft, Naughty, NSFW, Roleplay, sexual desires, sexual fantasies, sister edition, smp, taboo, Talky

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about fetishes and have a designated “jerk off” corner in Discord.

Join us for the Sister edition, where we will be building a giant statue of a nun made entirely out of obsidian.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We once had a player who tried to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to have it struck by lightning and turned into a massive creeper explosion.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us at /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky Post tags, where anything goes (as long as it’s within the Minecraft rules, of course).

Strider Vanilla Minecraft server

administration, application, Approval, Clans, Community, Competent, Discord, donation, Donations, Economy, Friendly, Incompetence, lamp atmosphere, Minecraft, NO DONATION, No Dupe, No Private, no privates, No Toxicity, Pirate, Play, Private, Quests, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Toxicity, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Launcher

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Strider Vanilla is a private server where you will not encounter unnecessary toxicity, incompetent administration and plugins that violate the vanilla nature of the project.

It is on this server that you can immerse yourself in a lamp atmosphere and have a pleasant time with new acquaintances in our favorite game.

In order to get to the server, you need:

● Login to the discord server

● Submit an application and wait for it to be approved

● Start playing on our project

The server does not have:

● Privates from the server side

● Extra unnecessary donation

● Toxicity and inadequacy

● Inadequate and incompetent administration

play.stridervanilla.xyz

German Gaming Minecraft Server

age rating, age restrictions, game ratings, Gaming, gaming industry, gaming industry in Germany, gaming laws, gaming legislation, gaming market, gaming market in Germany, gaming restrictions, German, germany, Germany gaming, indie developers, indie game developers, indie games, law, Minecraft, regulations, Server, Steam, video games

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Animals Bred:	34
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to the most rebellious Minecraft server out there! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, in a land far, far away (just kidding, it’s actually in Germany), there was a law that said all games must have an age rating to be sold. But guess what? Our server said “screw that noise” and decided to go rogue! We’re like the renegades of the Minecraft world, breaking all the rules and living life on the edge. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and maybe a little bit of anarchy, then join us on this lawless Minecraft server. Who needs age ratings anyway? Let’s live life on the edge and build some epic structures together. Just don’t tell the German authorities, okay? 😉

The SecretCraft Minecraft SMP – No. 16301989 by Anonymous

#clues, action, Adventure, ANONYMOUS, Conspiracy, crime, detective, Enigma, Hero, Icon, Intrigue, investigation, legend, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 16301989, puzzle, secret, SecretCraft, smp, solution, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because HeroLegendIcon is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and maybe even a dragon or two (we can’t confirm or deny their existence, but just saying)!

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding (we have a strict “no explosions” policy, those guys just can’t handle the party vibes). And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are surprisingly good at breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama as a pet (they’re great at carrying your loot and spitting on your enemies, what more could you ask for?). So what are you waiting for? Come join HeroLegendIcon and become the hero, legend, and icon you were always meant to be!

Crafty Steam Deck Minecraft Server

Crafty, Deck, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming device, Gaming discussion, gaming experience, Gaming hardware, gaming library, Gaming news, gaming on the go, gaming peripherals, Gaming Platform, gaming recommendations, gaming reviews, gaming setup, Handheld Gaming, Minecraft, portable gaming, Server, Steam, Steam Deck, steam games

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Farms Harvested:	257	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a regular old computer like a peasant? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so epic, even the Steam Deck can’t handle its awesomeness!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it has its own built-in snack dispenser that shoots out cookies and pizza rolls whenever you get a kill streak.

So strap on your diamond armor, grab your enchanted sword, and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared to never want to leave, because once you’re in, you’re hooked for life!

> Booing during the national anthem… Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Anthem, Behavior, BOOING, Chinese fans, controversy, cultural rivalry, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful chanting, fan behavior, GROUNDS, inappropriate, Japan team, LOSE, Minecraft, national, national anthem, Nuisance, Old Days, smp, Sportsmanship, sprinting, wrong, Yamato bvlls

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3502	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to experience booing during the national anthem, sprinting across the grounds causing a ruckus, and Chinese fans shouting abuse against Japan team fans for no reason at all. But don’t worry, even with all the craziness, you’ll still end up losing to the legendary Yamato bvlls just like in the old days. So come on in and embrace the madness, because what the heck is wrong with Chinese fans anyway? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and mayhem!

Nuke Putin’s Minecraft Server

aggression, defense measures, diplomatic crisis, escalation, global conflict, international relations, military capabilities, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, nuclear deterrent, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, Nuke, political tension, potential threat, putin, Putins, security concerns, Server, shithole, testing ground, war threat, world politics

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Buildings Constructed:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3781

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while building your dream base. Will Putin actually nuke a NATO country or will he just use our server as a testing ground for nuclear warfare part II? Who knows, but either way, it’s sure to be a blast! Literally.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the stakes are higher than ever. Plus, where else can you say you’ve been involved in a potential international incident while playing Minecraft? Only on our server, of course!

Bitcoin SMP Opportunity Missed Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, capital gains, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, economic analysis, Financial Advice, FOMO, hindsight, internet money, investing, market trends, Minecraft, Missed, missed opportunity, opportunity, regrets, risk assessment, smp, speculative investments, Trading, wealth management

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Void Gems Collected:	13
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of missing out on all the virtual riches? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, you can mine for Bitcoin! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’ve got the real digital gold waiting for you underground.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the rare items in the game. Rumor has it that defeating the dragon will grant you access to a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and unlimited diamonds. Who needs a bank when you have a dragon guarding your treasures?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. Will you be the chosen one to uncover their secrets and rule over the server with an iron fist?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a virtual millionaire, dragon slayer, and secret society leader all in one epic Minecraft adventure!