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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 6946 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Join us on our server where the graphics are so outdated, they’ll make you feel like you’re playing a game from 2010. But don’t worry, despite the low frame rate of 9fps, you’ll still have a blast trying to navigate through the pixelated world.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in its lair. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously retro gaming experience that will have you laughing all the way to the Nether!