99PercentileCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

99PercentileCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of being the smartest person in the room? Well, guess what? On our server, there are 80 million people smarter than you! That’s right, you heard me! So if you want to feel like a total genius, come join us and bask in the glow of all those big brains.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. That’s right, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Just imagine all the bling you’ll be rolling in once you get your hands on one of those sparkly gems.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, blowing up everything in sight, but hey, at least he’s trying to make a connection, right?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who needs smarts when you’ve got diamond chickens and explosive ghost friends, am I right? Let’s get building, baby!

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Towns Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

play.hazyrealm.net

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8098
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	New Chunks Explored:	327121
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

anticipation, delayed gratification, delayed reward, eager, eventual success, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Good, hopeful, long wait, looking forward, Minecraft, optimism, patience, perseverance, persistence, positive thinking, satisfaction, smp, time will tell, waiting for the good, when does it get good, worth the wait

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

BraBrawlServer

Bra, BraBrawlServer, compression bra, costumes, damaged home, Demand, expensive, family, Homeless, Hurricane Helene, living space, makeup, payback, play practice, rules, single mom, sister, thea, Theater, twelfth night, Viola

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

Admiration, AdmireCraft, Authenticity, characteristics, Characters, compassion, courage, determination, Empathy, Generosity, humility, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, perseverance, Qualities, Respect, role models, smp, Strengths, talent, virtues, wisdom

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Items Found:	6949	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Zombie Dances:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

Abuse, abuse scandals, BETRAYAL, Catholic, catholic church, catholicism, Church, church scandal, clergy, CREEPERS, Crisis, Donations, Drop, FAITH, Killed, Mass attendance, masscraft, misconduct, Religion, religious institutions, scandal, scandal fallout, Trust, Worship

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

Alien, alien anatomy, alien animals, alien life, anatomy, animal, autopsy, biology, Curiosity, curiosity about alien life, curiosity killed the cat, discovery, ethical concerns, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, first contact, interstellar travel, invasive species, Land, planetary exploration, research, Science, Scientific inquiry, space exploration

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

adolescent health, ages 12-18, Anti-obesity drugs, blocky, GLP-1, Haven, Loss, lower risk, Medical research, medication, mental health, mental health benefits, Mental Wellness, obesity management, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, suicidal attempts, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, suicide risk reduction, weight, weight loss, young people, Youth Suicide

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, BlockBros, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?