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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 511 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 125924 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Emeralds Found: | 4732 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 3120 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?
oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.
so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.