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CraftyOhio Socials Server

CraftyOhio, Ohio, ohio adults, ohio casual encounters, ohio community, ohio dating, ohio events, ohio friends, ohio fun, ohio girls, ohio hookup, ohio meetups, ohio nightlife, ohio party, ohio singles, ohio sluts, ohio socials, ohio women, Server, Sluts, sluts and socials, socials

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

On our server, you can build your very own strip club, host wild parties with your friends, and even participate in our weekly twerking competitions. Oh, and did I mention the exclusive “socials” section? That’s where all the drama goes down. You never know who you might meet – or what scandalous secrets they might be hiding.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join ohio sluts & socials today and let your inner party animal run wild. Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door – things tend to get a little…crazy around here.

SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP

bater punheta, Brasileiro, cuck, Discord, DMs, dumb, dumbfurryloser, expose, feioso, fill, hentai, imbecil, leitao, Loli, mandam no discord, oink, Oink oink, punheta, shota, SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP, stupid

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5177	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the wildest, craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground loli and shota hentai trading ring that will blow your mind! And if that’s not enough, our players love to expose themselves for anyone who wants it – talk about dedication to the game!

But wait, there’s more! Our Brazilian player base is always ready to show off their punheta skills and follow any crazy orders given on Discord. It’s like a wild party that never stops!

So come join us on Discord at dumbfurryloser_ and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember, things can get a little…weird. Oink oink!

SnowflakeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, American, American friend, Bitch, disgrace, English, essay, family, fed up, first language, half Italian, half Viet, ignoring, jokes, lashing out, library, mad, Minecraft, Server, SnowflakeCraft, studying, Vietnamese, White

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5890
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6836	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Towns Built:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Villages Defended:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4516	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of friends constantly roasting you for being “white”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world drama by building your dream world with blocks. No more feeling like a disgrace to your family – here, you’re the master builder of your own destiny!

Vent your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment, where no one will judge you for not knowing Vietnamese or any other language. Let your creativity shine brighter than your friend’s jokes about your whiteness. And hey, if you need to let off some steam, just build a TNT cannon and blow up some creepers – it’s therapeutic, we promise!

So come join us on our server, where the only language you need to know is Minecraft. Leave the drama at the door and let the blocks do the talking. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures together and forget about those pesky real-life problems. See you in the Minecraft world, where you can be whoever you want to be – no judgments, just fun!

ShowerFirstOrBust

apartment, bathroom, CAR, Communication, dialogue, diet, emergency, Food, Friends, Frustrated, impolite, lack of manners, Manners, mealtime, peepee, periods, Rent, rent payment, roommate etiquette, shower, ShowerFirstOrBust

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Votes:	2000	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where bathroom etiquette is a top priority? Look no further! Join our server where we offer virtual bathrooms for all your emergency needs. No more waiting 45 minutes for someone to finish their business, because on our server, everyone gets a turn!

We understand the importance of sharing vital resources, just like offering the bathroom before it’s locked for a long time. Our server promotes good manners and consideration for others, just like how our mom’s poop smells A LOT, so she offers everyone to pee/brush their teeth before she stinks the place up.

Join us for a unique gaming experience where bathroom monopolization is a thing of the past. Don’t be stuck with an emergency, join our server and never worry about bathroom etiquette again!

MovieTwistMinecraftSMP

Cinema, Climax, ending, film, Finale, jaw-dropping, Movie, movie climax, movie ending, movie twist, MovieTwistMinecraftSMP, plot twist, shock, Shocking.., Surprise, surprise ending, Twist, twist ending, unexpected, unexpected ending, Unpredictable

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	7812
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs comes through your tunnel, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. Last week, we had a massive PvP battle where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it, one player even rode into battle on a giant chicken!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and hilarious as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and surprises waiting for you on our server. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Block Breakup Blunders

BLOCK, Blunders, Breakup

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	3066
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you get over that heartbreak in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and let the power of pixelated blocks heal your broken heart. Build a fortress so strong that not even your ex’s apologies can break through. Dig deep into the earth and find treasures that will make you forget all about that jerk who broke your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of love experts who will give you the best advice on how to move on and find someone even better. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world full of possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let Minecraft be your rebound relationship. Who knows, you might even find love in a creeper!

BradleyCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, BradleyCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, firepower, FOREIGN AID, legend, Military, military assistance, military capabilities, military equipment, military intervention, military support, military technology, Minecraft, Old US Bradleys, Server, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, US army, War, weapons

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a wild ride through a land of craziness and epicness, ya feel me?

So, get this, right? We got these old US Bradleys in Ukraine, and they’re like becoming LEGENDS, bro! It’s like they’re coming to life and wreaking havoc on all the noobs in the server. It’s insane, man!

When you join this server, you’ll be like a warrior in a battle for survival. You’ll be slaying dragons, building epic castles, and making alliances with other players. It’s like a freakin’ movie, dude!

And let me tell ya, when you finally get your hands on the weapons you need, you’ll be unstoppable. You’ll be like a god among mortals, raining down destruction on anyone who dares to challenge you.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this Minecraft server now and show the world what you’re made of! Let’s do this!

Blocky Banned Babes: No Voices, No Faces!

Afghanistan, Babes, banned, bare faces, blocky, faces, female rights, gender discrimination, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, restrictive laws, Taliban, Taliban control, Taliban laws, Taliban oppression, Taliban restrictions, VOICES, women’s autonomy, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, women’s representation, women’s visibility, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but for gamers, except we don’t ban women’s voices or bare faces, we ban boring players and ugly builds!

We got dragons flying around, shooting rainbow lasers out of their butts, and if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant taco and squash all your enemies!

Plus, our community is so lit, we have weekly dance parties in the virtual disco club and every full moon, we sacrifice a creeper to the pixelated gods for good luck.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers and makes no sense at all!

LoveCraftedBrains

brain activity, brain activity patterns, brain mapping, brain regions, brain scans, brain stimulation, Cerebral Cortex, cognitive functions, cognitive psychology, emotional response, fMRI, functional magnetic resonance imaging, love, LoveCraftedBrains, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, research, types of love

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

so like, u ever wonder what luv looks like in ur brain? well, on our epic minecraft server, we got scientists using fancy machines to see where ur brain lights up when u think about luv. it’s like a rave party in ur head, dude! join us and unlock the mysteries of luv in the most lit way possible. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour for those who can show us their brain’s luv vibes. come on, join us and let’s get funky with luv in minecraft!

Flare SMP: Where the vanilla is semi, the whitelist is tight, and the shenanigans are full-on!

Community, Cosmetics, decorations, Discord, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, fullon, germany, GSit, International, long term, Mature, MCMMO, mmorpg, Pets, Protection, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Shenanigans, smp, Summer event, Survival, tight, Vanilla, Whitelist, wow

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Void Armor Forged:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
Founded on: April 14, 2023
Features: Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations
Primary Language: English
Server Leadership: International, with German players

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes your server different from Vanilla Minecraft?	Our server offers additional features like Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO for skill leveling, GSit for unique sitting options, FlareDeathMessages for custom death messages, Pets for cosmetic companions, and more.
Is the server active and long-term?	Yes, the server is a long-term project with no planned end, aiming to provide players with a relaxed semi-vanilla experience.
What is the primary language spoken on the server?	The primary language is English, but there are also German players within the community.
Are there any upcoming events or updates?	Yes, a summer event with new content and rewards is soon to start. Additionally, a new server called “Flare Adventures” is in development for a classic MMORPG experience.