911 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ExBlocker911

911, Abuse, anger, Boundaries, break up, Confrontation, Cops, DATING, Drunk, ex, ExBlocker911, fear, high school, Hospital, location tracking, miscarriage, new relationship, no contact, past trauma, Safety, STALKING

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1851	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3910
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	158	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my ex Dan? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Dan would feel right at home (but don’t worry, we have better security than my windows).

Join our server for a chance to escape from your past and build a new life, just like I did with Riley (who is definitely not a creeper like Dan). Explore our virtual world and leave your real-life troubles behind – unless you want to bring them along for some drama-filled roleplay!

With features like hidden locations and emergency sirens for when things get too intense, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let’s build a better future together – without any unwanted visitors banging on your virtual door. See you there!

Crafty911Mishap

911, accident, ambulance, Crafty911Mishap, Crisis, dispatcher, emergency, emergency assistance, emergency call, emergency dispatch, emergency protocol, emergency response, emergency services, emergency situation, Fire department, first responders, Help, law enforcement, medical emergency, Panic, Police

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Ever called 911 and ended up in a Minecraft server instead? Well, that’s exactly what happens on our server! Join us for a wild ride where emergency calls lead to epic adventures in blocky worlds. Forget police and firefighters, we’ve got creepers and zombies to deal with! So next time you need help, just dial 911 and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

CraftyCopsNTrouble

911, AITAH, Argument, bedroom door, calling the cops, CraftyCopsNTrouble, Divorce, Gaslighting, Harmless, knife, Marriage, relationship advice, Scared, scared AF, silent treatment, SPOOKED, Trust, trust issues, trustworthiness, Wife

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1584	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing sharper than our diamond swords are the knives our players bring to arguments! Join us for a thrilling experience filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time one player’s spouse brought a knife to their in-game dispute. Will they survive the night? Will they trust each other again? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a unique bonding experience where players can test their relationships by bringing virtual knives to settle disagreements. Who needs marriage counseling when you have Minecraft, right? So come on over and see if your love can withstand the sharp edges of our virtual world.

And don’t worry, we promise our players are harmless… or are they? Join now and find out for yourself if you should lock your bedroom door at night or trust your fellow gamers with your virtual life. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and sharp objects, all waiting for you on our Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on the fun!

ExBoyfriend911

911, apartment complex, arrest, Attention, BALCONY, CAR, Counselor, Damage, ex boyfriend, ExBoyfriend911, flower beds, GRASS, LANDSCAPING, mental health crisis, NEGATIVE, neighbors, Police, property management, security footage, Truck, witness statements

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex showing up uninvited to your apartment complex? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your ex’s antics look like child’s play.

Join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a truck spinning its tires on the grass, damaging the landscaping in the process. Our community is so lit, even the police might get involved (just kidding… or are we?).

With neighbors yelling, flower beds being destroyed, and exes demanding breakups, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And hey, if you ever need a mental health counselor instead of the police, just let us know – we’ve got your back!

So come on over and join the chaos – who needs reality TV when you’ve got our Minecraft server? You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

FiredCraft Minecraft Server

911, anger, CATASTROPHIC, chemical spill, college friends, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, FIRED, FiredCraft, friendship, loyalty, Minecraft, misunderstanding, professional relationships, research facility, RESPONSIBILITY, safety precautions, Server, Trust, vacation, Workplace

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server where the unexpected is always around the corner.

Imagine this: You’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of pigs start flying above you. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs. And they’re dropping golden apples like it’s raining treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is so unpredictable, you might stumble upon a secret research facility hidden deep within the world. Who knows what kind of experiments are being conducted there? Maybe you’ll even find a potion that turns you into a blocky superhero.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of narrowly avoiding a chemical disaster, all while trying to survive in a world filled with craziness and laughter? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

BBQGoneWrong

911, angry wife, BBQGoneWrong, bil, cancelled event, cancelled plans, car accident, car damage, Car Insurance, car repair, extended family, family barbecue, family conflict, family drama, financial impact, financial loss, in-laws, insurance payout, long drive, phone distraction, pickup truck

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mines Excavated:	2960
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting totaled is your enemies’ bases! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life car troubles.

Imagine driving a virtual 911 while your brother-in-law tries to run you off the road in his massive pickup truck – that’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server. And don’t worry, there’s no insurance payout required here!

So come on over and let off some steam by building, exploring, and dominating the competition. Who needs a family barbecue when you can have a virtual showdown that will leave you laughing for days? Join us now and let the fun begin!

GrannyGoneWild Minecraft Server

911, aita, ambulance, bruise, concussion, danger, Decision making, Driving, er, Fall, family, grandmother, GrannyGoneWild, head injury, Kids, medical professional, MIL, Minecraft, NICU RN, Nurse, Server, Stairs, swelling

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2628	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Void Armor Forged:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall down any stairs in the dark wearing a cpap! Unlike some people’s MILs, we prioritize safety first! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement – just make sure to watch your step, especially if you’re wearing a cpap.

We offer the most thrilling experiences, like navigating stairs in the dark without a cpap, driving to the ER in the middle of the night, and arguing with nurses and wives about the best course of action. And don’t worry, we have plenty of ice packs and Tylenol to go around!

Join us on this crazy journey where anything can happen – from planning a week-long visit with your MIL after a staircase mishap to debating whether or not it’s safe for your kids to ride with her. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? So come on in and let the chaos begin – just remember to buckle up (or at least hold onto the railing)!

BlockyBabyBoom: Preventing Premature Pixels

BlockyBabyBoom, collaborative study, early birth, early intervention, intervention, maternal care, maternal health, maternal mental health, maternal support, maternal well-being, mental health intervention, morbidity, mortality, newborn care, newborn health, perinatal depression, pixels, pregnancy complications, pregnancy outcomes, Premature, prenatal depression, preterm birth, preventing, risk reduction

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz, like, it’s been proven by science dat it can, like, totally help reduce da risk of early birth and, like, save newborns from, like, certain doom and stuff. Like, imagine being a hero in Minecraft and saving virtual babies from early birth just by playing on dis server. It’s like a superhero mission, but in blocky pixel form. So, like, come join us and be a part of dis amazing journey to save Minecraft babies from early birth and stuff. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Krestocraft.ru Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auto-mine, Bases, Cases, Communication, Community, Events, Friends, Krestocraft, Minecraft, Raiding, Starter Kit

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Star Shards Collected:	235
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Anarchy where you can raid bases and communicate with players. You can find friends here! Friendly community and interesting events

krestocraft.mclan.ru

FirstWorldProblems Minecraft Server

air conditioning, class distinctions, comfort, convenience, developed countries, electricity, environmental impact, Expectations, first world, FirstWorldProblems, heating and cooling, Lifestyle, luxury, Minecraft, modern amenities, Privilege, quality of life, Server, societal norms, Standards, Technology, wealth, well-being

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being a first worlder again! Our virtual world is equipped with the most high-tech air conditioning systems, keeping you cool and comfortable while you build, mine, and battle creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our air conditioning blocks have magical powers that can make you fly! So come join us and soar through the skies in style. Who needs real life when you can have air conditioning in Minecraft?

TrumpJones Minecraft Server

alex jones, alternative news, conservative commentators, conspiracy theories, controversial figures, donald trump, hypothetical scenarios, media personalities, Minecraft, political alliances, political commentary, political drama, political partnerships, political speculation, potential VP picks, Presidential election, right-wing media, Server, speculation, TrumpJones, unconventional choices, us politics, vice president

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Donald Trump and Alex Jones team up to create the most epic political duo in history! Build your own White House, create crazy conspiracy theories, and battle it out with other players to see who will reign supreme in this wacky alternate reality. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that ensues when these two join forces in the world of Minecraft!

LostCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Apology, back seat driver, Chronic pain, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, coping mechanisms, Driving, emotional response, Empathy, Frustration, LostCraft, medical appointment, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationship, self-care, Server, stress, Support, Transportation

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your troubles, whether it’s chronic pain, bad drivers, or back seat drivers.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual world, far away from the stress of real life. Who needs to worry about addresses and appointments when you can be mining diamonds and battling creepers?

And don’t worry about any drama with your boyfriend – on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is mobs and other players in epic PvP battles. So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

SisterlyEmergency vs WifelyInconsiderate

AITA Wife Inconsiderate Moving New home Sister Emergency childbirth Me Boxes Setting up Early Husband Leaving Unpacking Risks Giving birth Prematurely Snapping Upset Unreasonable, SisterlyEmergency, WifelyInconsiderate

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Towns Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper exploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time OP’s sister went into emergency childbirth while he was unpacking boxes in his new house. Who knew moving could be so eventful?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between OP and his wife, where he defends his decision to rush to his sister’s side during a life-threatening situation. Will they reconcile their differences, or will the tension continue to simmer like a lava pit?

If you’re looking for a server that’s never short on excitement, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

WorkLifeCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Burnout, career, family, healthy habits, hobbies, mental health, Minecraft, PERSONAL LIFE, Prioritization, productivity, relationships, Relaxation, self-care, Server, Stress Management, time for yourself, Time management, wellness, work-life balance, work-life harmony, workaholic, WorkLifeCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape to a world where you can build giant castles and ride pigs? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your responsibilities and dive into a world of endless possibilities.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring hidden dungeons, and befriending talking cows. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our virtual therapist will help you balance your work and personal life by reminding you to take breaks and prioritize self-care.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stress and hello to endless fun!

WeinerCraftersUnite!

Abnormal, BIZARRE, Comical, Curious, eccentric, funny, Humorous, Kinky, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, Wacky, WeinerCraftersUnite, weird

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	114
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to put your weiner in the craziest and most bizarre places imaginable! From lava pits to creeper explosions, the possibilities are endless! Who knows, you might even find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. Rumor has it that the chest is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Just remember to keep your weiner safe and sound, you never know where it might end up next!

MapleCraft Server: 41M+ Players!

41 Million, 41M, Canada, Canadian Citizenship, Canadian economy, Canadian society, demographics, Diversity, Fueled, growth, immigration, immigration patterns, Immigration Policy, Immigration Trends, MapleCraft, Multiculturalism, North America, Players, Population, population growth, Population Increase, Server, statistics, surpasses

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where we got more peeps than canada’s population, which is like 41 million or sumthin. we got so many immigrants comin in dat we gotta build more houses and stuff.

join us and be part of dis crazy community where u can build ur own house, make friends, and maybe even start ur own immigration movement. who knows, maybe u can be da next leader of dis wild server.

so come on, what u waitin for? join now and be part of da madness. trust me, u won’t regret it. #immigrantswelcome #crazyminecraftserver

HamasHavocCraft

Conflict, Defense, extremism, forces, gaza, Hagari, Hamas, HamasHavocCraft, idf, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, organization, Palestinian, Politics, SECURITY, spokesman, Terrorism, Terrorist, War

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Animals Bred:	128	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we battle against the evil forces of HAMAS! our fearless leader, IDF Spokesman Hagari, will guide us to victory with his epic speeches and battle strategies.

we have crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow swords to defeat our enemies. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named Larry who spits fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you.

so what are you waiting for? join us and show HAMAS who’s boss in the wackiest minecraft server ever!