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CraftyCopsNTrouble

911, AITAH, Argument, bedroom door, calling the cops, CraftyCopsNTrouble, Divorce, Gaslighting, Harmless, knife, Marriage, relationship advice, Scared, scared AF, silent treatment, SPOOKED, Trust, trust issues, trustworthiness, Wife

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7915	Ores Mined:	876
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchantments Applied:	73	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing sharper than our diamond swords are the knives our players bring to arguments! Join us for a thrilling experience filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time one player’s spouse brought a knife to their in-game dispute. Will they survive the night? Will they trust each other again? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a unique bonding experience where players can test their relationships by bringing virtual knives to settle disagreements. Who needs marriage counseling when you have Minecraft, right? So come on over and see if your love can withstand the sharp edges of our virtual world.

And don’t worry, we promise our players are harmless… or are they? Join now and find out for yourself if you should lock your bedroom door at night or trust your fellow gamers with your virtual life. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and sharp objects, all waiting for you on our Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on the fun!

ExBoyfriend911

911, apartment complex, arrest, Attention, BALCONY, CAR, Counselor, Damage, ex boyfriend, ExBoyfriend911, flower beds, GRASS, LANDSCAPING, mental health crisis, NEGATIVE, neighbors, Police, property management, security footage, Truck, witness statements

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Votes:	3042	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex showing up uninvited to your apartment complex? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your ex’s antics look like child’s play.

Join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a truck spinning its tires on the grass, damaging the landscaping in the process. Our community is so lit, even the police might get involved (just kidding… or are we?).

With neighbors yelling, flower beds being destroyed, and exes demanding breakups, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And hey, if you ever need a mental health counselor instead of the police, just let us know – we’ve got your back!

So come on over and join the chaos – who needs reality TV when you’ve got our Minecraft server? You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

FiredCraft Minecraft Server

911, anger, CATASTROPHIC, chemical spill, college friends, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, FIRED, FiredCraft, friendship, loyalty, Minecraft, misunderstanding, professional relationships, research facility, RESPONSIBILITY, safety precautions, Server, Trust, vacation, Workplace

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server where the unexpected is always around the corner.

Imagine this: You’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of pigs start flying above you. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs. And they’re dropping golden apples like it’s raining treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is so unpredictable, you might stumble upon a secret research facility hidden deep within the world. Who knows what kind of experiments are being conducted there? Maybe you’ll even find a potion that turns you into a blocky superhero.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of narrowly avoiding a chemical disaster, all while trying to survive in a world filled with craziness and laughter? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

BBQGoneWrong

911, angry wife, BBQGoneWrong, bil, cancelled event, cancelled plans, car accident, car damage, Car Insurance, car repair, extended family, family barbecue, family conflict, family drama, financial impact, financial loss, in-laws, insurance payout, long drive, phone distraction, pickup truck

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Farms Harvested:	372

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting totaled is your enemies’ bases! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life car troubles.

Imagine driving a virtual 911 while your brother-in-law tries to run you off the road in his massive pickup truck – that’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server. And don’t worry, there’s no insurance payout required here!

So come on over and let off some steam by building, exploring, and dominating the competition. Who needs a family barbecue when you can have a virtual showdown that will leave you laughing for days? Join us now and let the fun begin!

GrannyGoneWild Minecraft Server

911, aita, ambulance, bruise, concussion, danger, Decision making, Driving, er, Fall, family, grandmother, GrannyGoneWild, head injury, Kids, medical professional, MIL, Minecraft, NICU RN, Nurse, Server, Stairs, swelling

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall down any stairs in the dark wearing a cpap! Unlike some people’s MILs, we prioritize safety first! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement – just make sure to watch your step, especially if you’re wearing a cpap.

We offer the most thrilling experiences, like navigating stairs in the dark without a cpap, driving to the ER in the middle of the night, and arguing with nurses and wives about the best course of action. And don’t worry, we have plenty of ice packs and Tylenol to go around!

Join us on this crazy journey where anything can happen – from planning a week-long visit with your MIL after a staircase mishap to debating whether or not it’s safe for your kids to ride with her. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? So come on in and let the chaos begin – just remember to buckle up (or at least hold onto the railing)!

Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server

accomplishment, achievement, career advancement, celebrate success, Crafty, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, Happenings, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, professional development, proud moment, reaching goals, self improvement, Server, success, work ethic

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of wimpy servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Look no further, because on our server, hard work actually pays off!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But beware, for it is guarded by a horde of zombie chickens with laser eyes!

If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built boss battles, including a giant creeper that farts TNT and a spider queen that shoots poisonous rainbow webs. Defeat them and claim their loot, which includes enchanted armor made from unicorn tears.

But the real challenge lies in our hardcore survival mode, where death is permanent and the mobs are extra ruthless. Only the strongest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that hard work really does pay off… in diamonds, enchanted gear, and epic bragging rights!

Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Why Not? Minecraft Server

China, Competition, economic growth, economic powerhouse, emerging markets, foreign policy, Future, Geopolitics, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, power shift, Server, strategic alliances, SUPERPOWER, Technology, trade war, US, world dominance

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

+18, did I do good, Good, long tail tags, Minecraft, r9k, smp, yes

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4515
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

clarification, Debunked, debunked rumor, Dev_is, hololive, Hololive debunked, Hololive Dev_Is, Identity, internet personality, Japanese talent agency, Minecraft, not Hololive, online entertainment, online persona, rumor, Server, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Farms Harvested:	290
Dimension Hops:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

kot, Kot thread, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ores Mined:	3342
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	167	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

addiction, adult content, central, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, Flop, Gachashit, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, indie games, internet forums, Minecraft, online gaming, porn threads, porn-addicted, Server, sex appeal, societal trends, trillion dollars, V, video games

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

BITCH TITS, catchy, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, phrase, popular saying, Slang, smp, social media, trending, viral, WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL, WEEEEEELLLLLLLLWELL

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	3287	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

Sovereign

alliances, biome-based farming, crafting XP, Cultures, DEFEND, dynamic, Economy, FANTASY, Forge, Geopolitical, Industries, Legacy, magical Waystones, Minecraft, Nations, player ingenuity, PvP, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Territories, Towny, world

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Runes Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

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Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

activism, chicks, chicks with dicks, Dicks, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ movement, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Server, social justice, transgender rights

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!