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BlockyLoveMatchmaking

advice, arguments, BlockyLoveMatchmaking, Communication, compatibility, Divorce, divorce reasons, family, high school friends, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage problems, Opinions, premarital sex, relationships, sexual compatibility, sister, uncomfortable silence, winning arguments, young marriage

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your perfect blocky soulmate! Just like in real life, marriage is a big deal in Minecraft too. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our love compatibility testing system.

Join now and find out if you and your fellow players are sexually compatible in the Minecraft world! Who knew that mining for diamonds together could bring you closer in ways you never imagined?

Don’t be like my sister’s high school friend who rushed into marriage and ended up divorced. At our server, we make sure you and your partner are truly in love before committing to building a virtual life together.

So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

bad smell, body odor, body scent, body spray, body wash, cleanliness, colognes, deodorant, Fragrance, freshness, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, odor control, perfumes, personal care, scent, self-care, smell, smp, stink, StinkySteve, sweat

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	8389	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!

PixelPocalypse: AI Takeover!

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, career evolution, economic change, future of work, human potential, innovation, Job Displacement, job market, job security, machine learning, PixelPocalypse, retraining opportunities, robotics, social structure, societal impact, TAKEOVER, technological advancement, unemployment, Universal Basic Income, workforce transformation

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Villages Defended:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Imagine a world where AI has taken over all the jobs, leaving humans with nothing to do but twiddle their thumbs. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic quests to find purpose and support yourself in this AI-dominated world.

Join us and become a master builder, crafting magnificent structures that will leave even the most advanced AI in awe. Or become a warrior, fighting off hordes of robotic enemies in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a farmer, tending to your crops and livestock in a world where food is scarce and resources are limited. Or become a trader, wheeling and dealing with other players to build your own empire in this post-apocalyptic society.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those pesky AIs who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

GunCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, education system, european union, Firearms Training, geopolitical tensions, government policy, gun control, Gun Safety, Guncraft, international relations, mandatory training, military preparedness, Minecraft, national security, Poland, Russia threat, Safety Measures, schoolchildren, security measures, self defense, Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	499
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE TEACH U HOW TO SHOOT GUNS LIKE A BOSS. WE DON’T MESS AROUND, WE PREPARE U FOR THE RUSSIA THREAT.

IMAGINE, U BUILDIN UR LIL MINECRAFT HOUSE AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER COMES AT U, U JUST PULL OUT UR GUN AND BAM! NO MORE CREEPER.

WE GOT GUNS, WE GOT EXPLOSIONS, WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE RUSSIANS COME AND U WISH U HAD TRAINED WITH US.

COME ON, LET’S SHOOT SOME PIXELS AND SAVE THE DAY. #MINECRAFTGUNZ #POLANDSERVERBESTSERVER

HezbollahPagerOps

#classified information, #covert tactics, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, exploding pager operation, Former Mossad agents, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah network, HezbollahPagerOps, intelligence, Israeli intelligence, Lebanese territory, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad operatives, national security, secret operations, SECURITY, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to uncover top secret Mossad intel while playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us as former Mossad agents spill the beans on a 10-year Hezbollah exploding pager operation in Lebanon.

Imagine mining for diamonds while getting insider info on international espionage. Build your base while unraveling the mysteries of covert operations. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of exploding pagers for you to play with in-game.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so spy-tacular?

Stairlifts Save Lives

accident, Alternative, comparison, death, design, elevator replacement, Engineering, Fatalities, fear, Gruesome, innovation, lives, maintenance, malfunction, precautions, Risk, Safety, Save, stairlift, Stairlifts, statistics, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5718
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have stairlifts instead of elevators because safety first, right? imagine the thrill of riding a stairlift up to the top of a tower while trying not to fall off and plummet to your doom. it’s like a rollercoaster but with more danger and less safety regulations. plus, we have a special event where players can compete in a stairlift race to see who can reach the top first without getting knocked off by other players. it’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of stairlifts like never before!

Glow Up City – Prosocial Minecraft

appearance enhancement, beautifying efforts, beauty standards, behavior change, city, digital filters, GLOW, improving appearance, Minecraft, physical changes, Prosocial, prosocial behavior, public self-awareness, researchers, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, social behavior, social psychology, socially desirable norms, societal norms, study

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Herobrine Sightings:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna look good and feel good, right? Well, this server is like, the place to be if you wanna be all fancy and stuff. Like, we did a study and found out that when you make yourself look better, you start acting all nice and friendly to everyone. It’s like magic, man!

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by all these beautiful builds and cool people who just wanna spread positivity and good vibes. It’s like, a whole new world of kindness and fun! Plus, you’ll be so busy admiring all the amazing creations that you won’t even have time to be mean or rude. It’s like a makeover for your soul, dude.

So come on, join us and let’s make the world a prettier and friendlier place, one block at a time! You won’t regret it, trust me.

Create Epic Fights

arena events, Bosses, brand new, Coastal, Community, Create, Discord, Dungeons, Epic, Explore, Fights, Gear, Griefing, Kingdoms, Launch, Minecraft, Modded, oceans, Populate, Shape, smp, socializing, Special, wager

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Minecraft Server Overview

About the Server
The server is powered by mods like Create, Epic Fight, Valkyrien Skies, and more to enhance the experience. Build kingdoms, explore bosses and dungeons, and participate in weekly arena events.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community!
Is griefing allowed?	Griefing is strictly prohibited, but designated areas can be sieged for battles.
What are the weekly arena events?	Weekly arena events include epic fights and friendly competitions.
How can I start building my kingdom?	Visit the server and explore the coastal area near spawn to build your kingdom.

Ninja Quest Daily 1.20.1

1.20.1, action, Adventure, Anime, believe in yourself, Believe It, Chapter 2-3, chapter 4, Chapter 5-6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Daily, Daily Naruto Chapter, desuarchive, Land of Waves, Manga, Naruto, ninja, Prologue, Quest, Shinobi, shonen jump, weekly shonen jump, You Failed

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2782	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Mines Excavated:	2337

Are you tired of failing at previous chapters like a scrub? Do you want to redeem yourself and become the ultimate ninja in the Land of Waves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to prove yourself as the Hokage of the server. Explore hidden villages, fight off mobs, and build your own ninja empire.

Don’t be a loser like Naruto, be a winner like Sasuke and conquer the Land of Waves with your mad Minecraft skills. So what are you waiting for? Believe it and join us now!

Kursk Minecraft SMP NORKoids Slaying

CASUALTIES, catbox, Conflict, death, Disturbing, footage, graphic, international news, Killed, Kursk, Military, Minecraft, mp4, NORKoids, North Koreans, Shoulda stayed home, slaying, smp, Tragedy, Video, violence, viral video, War

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7336	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Towns Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you thought your regular survival world was wild, you haven’t seen anything yet.

Join us if you dare to face challenges like never before, such as being chased by creepers riding on top of skeleton horses or getting pranked by a group of mischievous villagers who have formed their own secret society.

Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, like finding a hidden underground disco party hosted by Endermen or stumbling upon a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

But beware, the dangers are real and the laughs are endless. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy adventure where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just remember, shoulda stayed home! 😂🐔💎🕺🏻