🍆💦90s one hit wonders Minecraft Servers

DadTaxNoVacayBucks

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s like a family vacation, but with more drama and arguments? Look no further! Join our server where we cover all expenses, even for your daughter’s grown boyfriend who should be paying his own way.

Experience the thrill of virtual family vacations where you can argue about who should pay for what and watch as tensions rise over who gets the last diamond block.

Join now for a vacation experience like no other, where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the family arguments!

DangerAlert Minecraft Server

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When you hear the sound of a chicken clucking in distress on our Minecraft server, you better RUN for your pixelated life! Why, you ask? Because that means the legendary Chickenzilla is on the loose, wreaking havoc and laying explosive eggs everywhere! Join our server for a chance to tame Chickenzilla and ride him into battle against other players. Just be sure to have plenty of feathers for bribes, or you might end up as his next omelette!

KinkyCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the kinkiest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to explore a world where pigs fly, creepers wear tutus, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our players are so wild, they’ve built entire cities out of nothing but giant statues of Steve’s face.

But that’s not all – we have the craziest events you’ve ever seen. Last week, we hosted a “Build a House with Your Eyes Closed” competition and let’s just say, things got pretty wacky.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just discover a new kink you never knew you had!

McFluCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than the bird flu at mcdonald’s is the fun and chaos! we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens laying diamonds! seriously, you won’t believe your eyes when you see the shenanigans going on in our world. plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the ender dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of mcnuggets. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

DroneCraft: China’s Allies

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so, like, imagine this, right? u join this cray cray minecraft server and u find out that china is like, making attack drones to help russia in the game. like, what even is that? u gotta join this server to see these drones in action, man. it’s like a whole new level of pvp, but with attack drones, bro. u won’t find that anywhere else, i swear. come join us and witness the madness for yourself. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

CartoonTreehouseCraft

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Yo, ever wanted to live out your childhood dream of living in a treehouse like in them cartoons? Well, come join our server and build the most epic treehouse you can imagine! We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower and branches thicker than your grandma’s thighs.

But that ain’t all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Treehouse Gang, a group of mischievous players who will challenge you to crazy treehouse building competitions and epic treehouse battles. Rumor has it that the leader of the gang, Treebeard the Ent, once built a treehouse so tall it reached the clouds and he could high-five Zeus himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your treehouse dreams come true! Just watch out for falling acorns and angry squirrels, they ain’t too happy about us invading their territory.

RabbitToxicityNoMore

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come join our epic minecraft server where apricot kernels dont make your balls shrivel up like a raisin! forget about toxic AMG, we only have pure fun and craziness here! our server is so lit, it will make your reproductive structures do a happy dance! no oxidative, inflammatory, or pro-apoptotic mechanisms here, just pure minecraft madness! join now and let’s get this party started!

[NearlyMine] Tube Survival + PLASMOVOICE Minecraft Server

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NEARLY MINE – Honest, High-Quality, Unique, Kind, Private server for vanilla survival minecraft – version 1.19.4 – Season 1 (Opening!)

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ZynnCraft 1.20.6: Vanilla ice cream served with a side of NONP2W Factions!

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ZynnCraft Minecraft Server

Server IP	172.240.239.164:25594
Bedrock Port	25594

A Non-Pay-to-Win Vanilla+ Factions experience

🌟 Server Overview 🌟 Welcome to our Vanilla+ Factions server, where you can experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! Our server focuses on maintaining the classic vanilla-like experience while introducing some unique twists to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging. Now running on 1.20.6 and supporting Bedrock players!

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🏰 True Vanilla+ Factions: Immerse yourself in a classic faction-based gameplay where teamwork and strategy are key.
💥 TNT Disabled: Building and creativity are prioritized, with TNT explosions turned off to encourage a more constructive environment.
🌍 World Border: The world border is initially set at 2000 x 2000 blocks, promoting closer interactions and a vibrant community. As our player base grows, the border will expand to accommodate new players and factions.
⚔️ Ability Items: Discover and utilize special Ability Items that grant unique abilities such as dashing. These items add an exciting layer to the gameplay, offering strategic advantages and new ways to explore the world.
💰 No Currency: To keep the experience as true to vanilla as possible, we will not be adding a currency plugin. Barter, trade, and loot your way to success!

Join the discord: https://discord.gg/KtZB29yt

Join us at: 172.240.239.164:25594 and become part of the ZynnCraft community today! 🌟

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is this server pay-to-win?	No, our server offers a non-pay-to-win experience where all players have equal opportunities to succeed.
What version of Minecraft does the server support?	We are currently running on 1.20.6 and support Bedrock players as well.
Are there any restrictions on TNT usage?	Yes, TNT is disabled on the server to promote a more constructive and creative environment.
How big is the world border?	The world border is initially set at 2000 x 2000 blocks, but will expand as the player base grows.
Are there special items with unique abilities?	Yes, players can discover and use special Ability Items that grant unique abilities to enhance gameplay.
Is there a currency system on the server?	No, we have chosen to keep the experience as close to vanilla as possible by not implementing a currency system. Players can barter, trade, and loot their way to success.

GameFail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with blocky wonders, there was a server that stood out among the rest. This server was so epic that even the creepers couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. And do you know what happened? The server got a big price cut in the first year after release! Can you believe it? It’s like finding diamonds in a cave full of gravel!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the most outrageous events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From pig racing to skydiving off of the tallest tower, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins and mods – they’ll blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies. The possibilities are endless on our server – come see for yourself!

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6494	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	169	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Animals Bred:	36
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Buildings Constructed:	49
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	113
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	2502
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Essential 90s one hit wonders Minecraft Servers

DadTaxNoVacayBucks

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DangerAlert Minecraft Server

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KinkyCraft

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McFluCraft Minecraft Server

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CartoonTreehouseCraft

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RabbitToxicityNoMore

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[NearlyMine] Tube Survival + PLASMOVOICE Minecraft Server

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ZynnCraft 1.20.6: Vanilla ice cream served with a side of NONP2W Factions!

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ZynnCraft Minecraft Server

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GameFail Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	3350
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ores Mined:	6172
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Towns Built:	3

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0