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IdiotLoveGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

advice, ANECDOTES, arguments, Breakups, Communication, Conflict, DATING, experiences, funny, hindsight, humor, idiot, IdiotLoveGoneWrong, lessons learned, love, MARRIED, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Partners, regret, relationship, smp, stupid

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Spears Created:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness! Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, and everyone had to bow down to them or face the wrath of the potato army. It was bananas!

And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to have a dance party in the Nether and ended up summoning a horde of zombie pigmen to join in. It was like a rave from hell, but in a good way, you know?

Plus, there’s this one player who is convinced they are actually a llama in real life and only communicates through llama noises. It’s both confusing and hilarious at the same time.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is full of wacky adventures and ridiculous moments, then you have to join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

PricyPixels – Worth Every Block!

BLOCK, Elite, exclusive, expensive membership, Extravagant, extravagant experience, high end, Investment, Lavish, luxury, Posh, Premium, PricyPixels, Splurge, superior, top of the line, top quality, top tier, top-notch, Upscale, valuable, worth it, WORTH..

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold, and fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick.

Our exclusive membership may be expensive, but trust us when we say it is worth every penny. Not only will you gain access to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot, but you’ll also be granted the power to summon a herd of explosive sheep to wreak havoc on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be treated to weekly events such as the Great Pig Race, where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a treacherous obstacle course. And let’s not forget about our legendary staff members, who are rumored to have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling flaming swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SeaDroneAirTakedown

aircraft, airspace, Conflict, Defense, defense system, drone attack, first ever, global affairs, History, Incident, international relations, Military, Naval, Scores, sea drone, SeaDroneAirTakedown, SECURITY, shoot down, Technology, uav, Ukraine

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2015
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	515689
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

haha so like, u know how ukraine is all serious and stuff? well guess what, on this server we got sea drones shooting down aircrafts! like whaaat? come join us and witness history being made in minecraft form! ukraine ain’t playing around, they got the best drones in the sea, taking down planes like it’s no big deal. join us for some crazy battles and see if u can survive the sea drone madness. who needs regular warfare when u can have sea drones doing all the work for u? come join the chaos and see if u can come out on top! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane action!

2020 to 2030 Craft

2020, 2030, Achievements, anticipation, Beginning, Closer, countdown, Craft, Decade, Development, Evolution, Future, future generations, goals, growth, milestone, progress, Progression, Time, Timeline, Years

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we are closer to the beginning of 2030 than the beginning of 2020. why should you join? well, let me tell you a wild story. once upon a time, a player found a diamond block and it turned into a real life diamond ring. true story bro. also, our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any creepers trying to sneak up on you. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventures ever!

RubeCube | The best Griefer server! Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Brutal, Clans, competitive, DOMINANCE, Donations, Economy, Fight, Free Admin, Free Donations, game world, Grief, griefer, Hardcore, Hardcore Server, intelligence, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Player vs Player, Private, PvP, pvp server, PvP Survival, RubeCube, Russian, strength, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	6616
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

RubeCube is a world where survival depends on strength, intelligence and a willingness to fight brutally, turning your every action into a fight for dominance in the game world.

rubecube.gomc.fun

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, Cheating, collaboration, content reveal, Currency, gameplay, Google form, Harassment, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Stress test, Survival, Tpa, twitch, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted, Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Highlights	Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray
Rules	No cheating, no harassment
Region	South US
IP Address	www.lavbyte-smp.net

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: here.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: What are some server features?

A: Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.

Q: Is there a content reveal planned?

A: Yes, come help stress test while we prep for the content reveal!

Virtual Anime Paradise 1.21

2025, Anime, Artificial Intelligence, dreams, ethical implications, FANTASY, Future, futuristic society, Girls, imagination, innovation, Paradise, Possibilities, real, robotics, science fiction, societal impact, Technology, virtual, virtual companions, virtual girlfriends, virtual reality

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Bro, forget 2025, our Minecraft server makes anime girls real NOW! Join us and live out your waifu dreams in blocky pixelated glory!

>Create your own harem of anime girls in Minecraft! Build them houses, go on adventures, and even marry them in-game! Who needs 2025 when you have this epic server?

>But wait, there’s more! We also have custom mods that let you ride giant flying unicorns and battle evil mobs with laser swords! It’s like a fever dream, but better!

>Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate anime girl paradise in Minecraft. Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of insanity and hilarity!

FeelinGoodToday Minecraft SMP

Contentment, emotional intelligence, emotions, feeling, FeelinGoodToday, Gratitude, Happiness, inner peace, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, mood, positivity, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, Self-expression, smp, well-being, wellness

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5211
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled dungeon. Like, seriously, the admins are all secretly wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. And the spawn area is literally a giant disco ball where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where you can hang out with aliens and eat space cake. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride of a server! #bestserverever #flyingpigparty

LonelyCraft NYE Bash

alone, Bash, celebration, Connection, coping strategies, emotional, family, Friends, holidays, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, LonelyCraft, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, Reflection, Sadness, self reflection, self-care, Social, solitude

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5521	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of spending New Year’s Eve alone in your sad little blocky world? Well, fear not, because on our server, we throw the most epic New Year’s Eve parties in all of Minecraft! Picture this: fireworks lighting up the sky, mobs dancing to the beat of the music, and a giant cake made entirely of diamonds! Join us and never feel lonely on New Year’s Eve again – unless you count all the creepers trying to crash the party, but hey, that just adds to the excitement, right? So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest New Year’s Eve bash in Minecraft history!

10MilCraft: Israel’s Block Party

10 million people, 10MilCraft, Arab population, birth rate, BLOCK, demographics, immigration, Israel, Israeli society, Israels, Jewish population, MIDDLE EAST, Party, population data, population demographics, population forecast, population growth, population growth rate, Population Increase, population milestone, population projection, population statistics, population trends

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Emeralds Found:	5200
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

omg u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like da population of israel but in minecraft players. we gonna hit 10 million before 2025, just like israel. imagine all da chaos and fun of trying to fit dat many people in one server, it’s gonna be a wild ride. plus, we got special events like the great potato war where u gotta fight for control of the potato kingdom. join now before it’s too late, u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure!