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PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, care, CREEPERS, devotion, Drool, emotion, Enchantment, endearment, feeling, Fondness, infatuation, love, Obsession, Passion, PekoCraft, Pekomama, rules, sentiment, sentimentality, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Mines Excavated:	3105	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty RPG Haters

bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice acted

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Farms Harvested:	984	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, crazy, current events, elected officials, extremism, Giddy, INSANE, Jews, Karens, lefty, Minecraft, online behavior, POL, Politics, russians, Server, social media, STRINGS, twitter, war funding, white women, wrong, WTF

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Animals Bred:	33	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Emeralds Found:	4911	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

Alternative Flag Pack, Aulus Hirtius, Battle of Mutina, Battle of San Jacinto, Conquer, Crafty, Crimeamod, Empire, Ending Extension Mod, EU4, EU5, grand strategy, gsg, Historical Project Mod Plus, History, HOI3, Lisbon Massacre, lol, Mark Antony, Mods, Niggermod, Rome, Romulus, Spanish-American War, Texas Revolution, Unfucked HPM, v2, Vic 3, vietnam war, Warlords

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

Abuse, Awareness, bedrock, building, Corrupted, Future, future girlfriend, Girlfriend, healing, Justice, MANSION, mental health, night, older men, Prevention, Recovery, relationships, Sleep, SleeplessCraft, Support, survivors, Therapy, Trauma, Trust, violated, young age

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Emeralds Found:	4514
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

consequences, Daddys, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Father, Imagine, judgment, Meltdown, Minecraft, Morals, online behavior, parental disapproval, privacy, regret, reputation, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, shame, social media, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	New Chunks Explored:	822632
Star Shards Collected:	71	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

TrainWreckCraft: Where Modern Polish Trains Go to Ghana

accident, Asian companies, BREAKING, Business, China, Competition, dependence, ghana, Honesty, long term, MODERN, modern Polish train, Polish, Polish trains, Rail, scratching, Sell, train testing, Trains, TrainWreckCraft, Truck

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Enchantments Applied:	77	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible!

Join us as we embark on a journey to sell modern Polish trains to Ghana and free them from their dependence on China. Watch as Asian companies get mad at our success and try to sabotage our train testing.

Witness the drama unfold as an (Asian-made) truck is accidentally left on the rails, only to be survived by our indestructible Polish train. Who knew that Polish trains don’t break in half after a light scratching like Asian stuff?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this ridiculous adventure! Who knows what other crazy schemes we’ll come up with next!

MainstreamCraft: Where even your grandma is a pro gamer

#gamer, fanbase, game analysis, game criticism, game design, game developers, game development, game evolution, game industry, Game Mechanics, game perception, game popularity, game reception, game reception trends, game success, game trends, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming phenomenon, gaming trends, Grandma, Mainstream, MainstreamCraft, PRO

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	754	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Potions Brewed:	140	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so LEGENDARY, even the creepers were shaking in their pixelated boots. People from all over the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of UNLIMITED DIAMONDS and ENDLESS ADVENTURES.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the devs themselves are scratching their heads in confusion. They can’t understand how we got so popular, but hey, who cares when you’re having this much fun, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of block-building madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server in existence – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Nazis: Building a Reich in Minecraft

building, controversy, Crafty, current events, debate, dictator, discussion, History, hitler, internet, Minecraft, Nazis, News, Propaganda, Reich, social media, trending, trending hashtags, trending news, trending topics, trending tweets, twitter, viral, viral posts, world war II

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Magic Items Found:	5959
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on this server, you can ride LLAMAS into battle and fight off hordes of evil RAINBOW SHEEP with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER that will boogie down with you while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret DIAMOND CHICKEN that lays golden eggs!

Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with MAGIC, MAYHEM, and MINECRAFT MADNESS! Don’t miss out on the craziest server in town!

Pineal Gland Pals Minecraft Server

brain chemistry, brain function, Childhood, emotional well being, Gland, Happiness, happiness as a child, happiness levels, happiness research, melatonin production, mental health, Minecraft, neurology, PALS, Pineal, pineal gland, pineal gland activation, pineal gland calcification, pineal gland decalcification, pineal gland function, pineal gland health, pineal gland meditation, serotonin levels, Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Welcome to our totally not sketchy at all Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and experience a world where your pineal gland is ALIVE and kicking! Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a secret potion that can resurrect your pineal gland and bring back your inner childlike joy. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this crazy journey together. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.