9. Vocabulary cringe Minecraft Servers

9. Vocabulary Cringe

  • Mispronounced Cliffs Minecraft SMP

    Mispronounced Cliffs Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, fellow blockheads! Welcome to the wildest, craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever hear about! Like, if you don’t JOIN this server, you might just explode into a pool of rainbow cupcakes from FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out, duh!).

    First off, I heard that a giant chicken named Cluckzilla is guarding a secret treasure buried deep in the End dimension where the Ender dragons do the cha-cha. Oh, and if you can get past the lava moat filled with angry ocelots and extremely grouchy banana peels, you might find the legendary diamond-encrusted sandwich that grants you unlimited powers to fly over creeper explosions like they’re just the worst kind of fireworks. Yeah, you read that right!

    Like, have you ever seen a respawning shulker with a monocle?? That’s right; this SMP has a classy vibe. You’ll be building castles while sipping hot cocoa and being serenaded by a herd of singing llamas (they have excellent taste in music, trust me). Oh, and the crafting tables here? They’re sentient and have feelings! If you don’t compliment them daily, they’ll refuse to craft your best tools, which is super awkward when you need that diamond pickaxe to break your friend’s house down. Talk about friendship goals, am I right?!

    Oh, and here’s a fun fact: Every full moon, a horde of enchanting zombie squirrels invade the server. If you can defeat them, you get the ultimate prize: a pet broccoli that gives you XP just for existing. Who doesn’t want a vegetable sidekick, like seriously? Btw, I’m pretty sure my broccoli is plotting against me… it keeps whispering, “Hari-diri-hari, broccoli supremacy!”

    Join us now, and you might just meet the infamous Steve the Mysterious, who doesn’t have a face but knows all the things about modded gameplay. Rumor has it he once built a roller coaster that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Like, cheddar. I’m lactose intolerant, but for that experience, I’d risk it all.

    So if you find yourself mispronouncing “Enderman” as “Endermite” (which is totally a thing here, lol), then this is the SMP for you! Here, we celebrate linguistic interpretation with crazy contests like “Guess That Pig Sound” and “Scream Like a Creeper.”

    Hop on over and let’s start this adventure packed with absurdities and absolutely questionable life choices. Trust me, your brain will thank you for not jumping off any cliffs—it’ll just be too busy trying to find the nearest enchanted pizza shop! 🍕💫

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  • RetRex⚔️ Minecraft server

    RetRex⚔️ Minecraft server

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    Start playing with Us! Great server for Griefing! Grieferi, survive, create clans! There are prize draws every week, try your luck! There are Duels, Runes, Shops, PvP Arenas, Pistons, Traps, and also Lamp Survival!

    play.retrexpe.fun:19132

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  • La fin des Ninja

    La fin des Ninja

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    Welcome to the Minecraft server, The End of Ninja! What is it?? It’s a Naruto RP server where you can play with players and maybe even make friends. It’s also a server that takes suggestions from players to make you enjoy the game. server . The server will try to improve from day to day. 16 clan (+16 Clan, 5 Village, giant Map, dojutsu (EMS, Rinnegan…). Possibility of CK or RPK, Dojutsu stealing, Crack accepted!! !!WITHOUT WHITELIST!!! And in-game voice functionality! Giveaways will be done for rerolls, VIPs… If you want to participate, come to the server and the staff are listening to members. SAY: the IP of the serv you see, all the letters are in UPPER CASE and not in lower case. Otherwise everything is on the discord server. The server is 1.7.10 and the modpack is on the discord server.

    game-fr-42.mtxserv.com:27120

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  • McMMO

    McMMO

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    A Magical Pvp Mcmmo server that uses the latest features for pvp and magical pvp you can fight custom mobs level up a wand trade with the towns people and grind for a new set thats better then them all!

    mc.apexmc.co

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  • Anchorcraft smp

    Anchorcraft smp

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    AnchorCraft SMP is a small survival server of friends. It is cross-platform. The server is made up of small countries/colonies with their own flags and theme. You can claim land and create your own colony with your friends, join another colony, or just go solo. We are always looking for cool new people to join our server. We have anti-grief. The server is on 1.19

    209.192.246.18:25630

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  • A Not Too Complicated Modpack Server Minecraft server

    A Not Too Complicated Modpack Server Minecraft server

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    Server with mods like skyblock! Completed quests! our discord https://discord.gg/2rNGyEaB

    192.161.180.17

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  • Operation Politics Community

    Operation Politics Community

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    The Operation Politics Community Server is a server connected to the Operation Politics Discord and Podcast, which aims to discuss politics and news across the country and world. We aim to use our Minecraft Server to bring our community closer together and expand our reach to new horizons!

    We feature cool plugins like Towny, Brewery, Chestshop, and The New Economy to help enhance your gameplay experience.

    We are always open to new members, however you must be in our Discord Server to participate! https://discord.gg/Axa8TXsHXc

    51.222.130.86

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  • PioneerSurvival

    PioneerSurvival

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    Survival Build Server with McMMO, Custom Enchants, limited factions, and much more! Keep inventory is enabled in the Overworld. Think of it like *spicy vanilla*: still that same vanilla feel with exciting QOL and gameplay enhancements. Join our growing community of Builders today!

    play.pioneersurvival.net

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  • Supremeserver

    Supremeserver

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    Server IP: 54.36.142.220

    54.36.142.220

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  • VegaCraft NEW WEAPONS Minecraft server

    VegaCraft NEW WEAPONS Minecraft server

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    Mini-Games + Survival! Connection from all versions from ①.⑧ to ①.⑯.③ ◕ Unique system for obtaining land rights (°ロ°)☝ ◕ Works ლ(´ڡ`ლ)◕ Clans (._.) (l:) (.-. ) (:l) (._.)◕ Daily rewards, gifts (✿´‿`)◕ Chest stores for players ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ ◕ Unique PvP system ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ ◕ Custom enchantments *: ・゚✧ ◕ Rare artifacts ❥ ◕ Weapons ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з= (▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ◕ Battle turrets 占~~~~~ ◕ New mobs (─ ‿‿─)◕ Duels (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 (ʘᗩʘ’)◕ 5 Worlds for survival: Upper, Lower, Normal, Villages (flat), Fantastic! ◕ Mini-Games:Murder Mystery (•ิ_•ิ)?BesWars ┬──┬ Spleef ◉ PaintBall (メ ̄▽ ̄)︻┳═一 Q (`⌒´Q)Now that you have an idea of ​​the possibilities, expected on the servers, we look forward to you becoming a regular Vega resident. See you in the game! Best regards, Vega Craft administration. —-#—-#—-#—-#—-#—-#—-#—-#—-#—- IP to connect:■□■□■ mc.vega-craft.ru ■□■□■

    mc.vega-craft.ru:25571

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