ClosetGate: Keep Your Kid Out!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	235085	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life like this poor Redditor? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Our server is a safe space for all players, no closet gossiping allowed! We promise that no one will cry and threaten to leave just because you asked them to stop messing around.

Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only shaking you’ll be doing is from excitement over all the epic builds and adventures waiting for you? See you in the game!

YouthfulCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of people mistaking you for a Minecraft noob because you look younger than you actually are? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special potion that will make you look older and wiser in the Minecraft world! Join us and never be mistaken for a noob again!

Our server is also home to the Fountain of Youth, where players can bathe in its magical waters and reverse the aging process in real life! Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to eternal youth in both the virtual and real worlds!

But that’s not all – we have a secret quest where players can unlock the ability to turn into a baby zombie and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s only on our server!

So if you want to look your age, reverse aging, or just have a good laugh as a baby zombie, join us on our server today!

BorderBlockParty

border regions, BorderBlockParty, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, halt, international relations, intervention, launches, Military, offensive, Operation, putin, russia, SECURITY, three, UKRAINIAN, Zelensky

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

so, liek, u know how russia is all like, “hey ukraine, stop being so offensive”? well, now they’re launching this super epic operation in three border regions to, like, totally stop them in their tracks. and guess what? u can be a part of all the action on our minecraft server! join us and help russia defeat the evil ukrainians in the ultimate battle for border supremacy. build tanks, launch missiles, and show those ukrainians who’s boss. plus, we have free virtual borscht for all players who join. so come on, comrade, join the fun and help russia win the war on our epic minecraft server! da, da, da!

PickleCraft – Relish the Adventure!

Adventure, condiment, condiments, cucumbers, flavor, HAMBURGER, hot dog, jelly, Pickle, PickleCraft, pickled, Relish, relish condiment, relish flavors, relish ideas, relish recipe, relish sauce, sandwich, Savory, spread, tangy, topping

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

So, like, imagine a world where pickles are jelly and jelly is pickles. That’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll find on this server, where everything is flipped upside down and inside out. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure in Minecraft.

Our server is like a giant circus, but instead of clowns and elephants, we have flying pigs and dancing creepers. You never know what kind of wacky surprises await you around every corner.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where the llamas throw wild parties every night. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdancing to dubstep.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some pure insanity into your gaming experience, come join us. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. Welcome to the land of pickle jelly, my friend.

BlockyVirusSafeHQ

Ach, Air Change per Hour, airborne transmission, BlockyVirusSafeHQ, CFD study, Covid-19, disease prevention, HVAC parameters, indoor air quality, indoor settings, infectious diseases, pandemic, particle inhalation, public health, respiratory droplets, risk reduction, Transmission, ventilation rate, ventilation systems, virus spread, virus transmission

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

so, liek, u kno how covid is all up in the air n stuff? well, dis server is da cure! we got magical HVAC systems dat make da air clean AF. like, u can breathe easy knowin u aint gonna catch dat rona here. join us n be safe from dem nasty particles floatin around. plus, we got unicorns n rainbows n all dat good stuff. so come on, join us for a wild ride on dis epic minecraft server!

MysticalSky

Adventure, BUILD, Claims, Community, Custom Builds, Custom terrain, Economy, Explore, Friends, Fun, Jobs, MCMMO, No pvp, Play, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Skills, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Welcome to MysticalSky!

MysticalSky is a brand new 1.21 survival server to play with your friends!

What we offer: MCMMO – Level up your skills! Jobs – Start a job using /jobs join (whatever job you like) Custom Terrain – Explore our 7,500 x 7,500 world with custom builds and terrain! Claims – Earn claim blocks and claim land to keep your items safe! Economy – Get money and spend it in the /shop! No PvP – Enjoy a stress-free experience with your friends Details: IP: play.mysticalsky.com Version: 1.21

play.mysticalsky.com

Welcome to The Imperfectum SMP – where everything is perfect except the server name! Join now for a less than perfect experience!

APPLICATION-ONLY, authentic, building, dedicated team, Experience, Farms, gaming experience, Imperfectum, Join, Mature, Moderators, perfect, reasonable, Redstone, response, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, smp, Strict, Survival, talent, Unique

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Perfectum SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla, APPLICATION-ONLY, survival server
Age Requirement	15+
Features	Dedicated team of moderators Unique server seed Discord-based application process Suggestion channel Unique datapacks Regular events BlueMap integration Over 300 community members

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I apply to join the server?

You can apply to join the server through the Discord server or the official server website.

2. What sets this server apart from others?

This server is meant for skilled and unique Minecraft players, with a focus on building, redstone, and farms. It also has a strict yet reasonable application process and a transparent and welcoming community.

3. Are there any age restrictions to join?

Yes, the server is for players aged 15 and above.

4. What can I expect as a member of the Perfectum SMP?

You can expect a dedicated team of moderators, a unique server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, regular events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community of over 300 members.

KinniCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, anticipation, battle, black hole, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fight, japanese, KinniCraft, Kinnikuman, Manga, Minecraft, Muscle, preview, Server, showdown, SuperHero, Tournament, Upcoming, Video, wrestling, wrestling match

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have Black Hole fights every day! That’s right, you can battle it out with a literal black hole and show it who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken and the mythical lava-swimming pig.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps. Just be careful not to anger the giant zombie boss who guards the loot – he’s not too happy about strangers trying to steal his stuff.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GoldMedalGrinders Minecraft SMP

athletes, Beating USA, Bronze, China, China #1, Competition, congratulations, GOLD, GoldMedalGrinders, International, medal count, Minecraft, Most Gold Medal, national pride, olympics, olympics 2021, Pity Medals, silver, smp, Sportsmanship, success, Usa, Victory, winning

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where silver and bronze medals are considered pity medals. In this server, only the best of the best survive and thrive. We’re talking about a place where building a dirt house is considered a rookie mistake and getting blown up by a creeper is just part of the fun.

Join us if you want to prove that you’re not just another noob who can’t handle the pressure. Our community is filled with players who have conquered the Ender Dragon multiple times, built entire cities out of diamond blocks, and tamed every single mob in the game.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because in this world, China is always #1 and you have the chance to become a legend among legends. Are you ready to show the world what you’re made of? Then come join us and let the madness begin!

CreeperCousin Minecraft Server

Boundaries, boyfriend’s cousin, cousin’s actions, cousin’s behavior, CreeperCousin, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Inappropriate Behavior, Jealousy, jealousy issues, Minecraft, physical boundaries, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, suspicious behavior, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my boyfriend’s cousin? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy time filled with butt-touching, lustful jokes, and awkward family gatherings!

Our server is perfect for those who love drama and inappropriate behavior. Sit next to your boyfriend and watch out for hands sneaking under shirts to “warm up”. And don’t worry, there’s plenty of interrupting kisses and lap-sitting to go around!

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today!

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