9. naughty Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ShookCraft: History Bytes

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Void Gems Collected:	39
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with ancient artifacts and hidden treasures? Join us and uncover the mysteries of the past while building your own epic creations above ground! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of history in the making!

SanctionCraft USA

Congress, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, embargo, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, new, package, Political, restrictions, SanctionCraft, sanctions, sanctions list, sanctions program, Trade, Treasury Department, united states, Usa, White House

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4865
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

hey u! ya u! ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? well, look no further cuz our server is lit like a creeper on fire! we got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse!

join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only rule is to have fun! we’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and epic builds that will make you say “holy sheep!”

plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the ender dragon itself!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and see why everyone is talking about our server. trust us, you won’t regret it!

GravityFighters

acceptance, battle, challenge, Conquer, Defeat, Endurance, Fight, force, gravity, GravityFighters, inevitability, Life, Loss, Overcome, perseverance, PHYSICS., resilience, resistance, strength, Struggle, Surrender

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

join dis server if u want to be part of a wild ride where the blocks come alive and start dancing the cha cha slide. we got creepers who moonwalk and skeletons who breakdance. the ender dragon? oh he just wants to challenge u to a rap battle.

come on in and build ur dream castle, but watch out for the flying pigs who will steal ur diamonds and replace them with potatoes. our mod team is made up of unicorns who grant wishes and ban griefers by shooting glitter out of their horns.

if u want a server that will make u question reality and laugh until u pee ur pants, then join us now. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. the madness will consume u and u will never be the same. but hey, at least u’ll have a good time, right?

AlgaeNanobotLungCureMC

algae robots, AlgaeNanobotLungCureMC, biomedical engineering, cancer therapy, chemo drugs, drug carriers, drug delivery, green algae, innovative medicine, lung cancer treatment, LUNGS, medical technology, microrobots, Nanoparticles, nanotechnology, personalized therapy, Precision medicine, red blood cell membranes, targeted treatment, tumor targeting, tumors

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Towns Built:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where tiny robots made of green algae are running around with little nanoparticles covered in red blood cell stuff. They’re like tiny little doctors going through your lungs to deliver chemo drugs right to those nasty tumors. It’s like a sci-fi movie but in Minecraft, dude! Join our server and experience the wildest medical adventures while fighting off lung cancer with the power of algae robots. It’s like a virtual hospital on steroids, man! Come join the madness and let’s save some blocky lives together!

Erdtree Adventures: Minecraft Server

action RPG, Adventure, Adventures, anticipation, Boss Battles, collaboration, dark fantasy, elden ring, Erdtree, Exploration, FANTASY, FromSoftware, gameplay, Gaming, George R.R. Martin, hype, Lore, Minecraft, mythical creatures, open world, Ranni, Server, The Road to the Erdtree, video game

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Potions Brewed:	118	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the sheep wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ranni, a mystical being who roams the land riding a giant chicken and granting wishes to all who find her. Want unlimited diamonds? Ranni can make it happen. Want to ride a llama into battle? Ranni’s got you covered.

Join our server today and embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and maybe even become best friends with a talking pig. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Ranni awaits you, adventurer.

Sick Day Minecraft Server

calling in sick, consequences, Day, FIRED, funny image, job anxiety, job loss, job security, Job Termination, Luxembourg, Minecraft, not caring, Rei, Server, sick, sick day, sick leave, travel, work absence, work ethic, work performance, work problems, work stress, work troubles

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Potions Brewed:	177	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1026	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where calling in sick to work is not only encouraged, but rewarded with virtual diamonds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about getting fired in the real world. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker in Luxembourg where you can hang out with hilarious images of Rei while building epic structures. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

MilKicked Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, assertive communication, Assertiveness, Baby Care, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family drama, family dynamics, formula feeding, generational differences, in-laws, Marriage, MilKicked, Minecraft, mother-in-law, new parents, parenting, parenting disagreements, relationships, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ores Mined:	6064

Are you tired of dealing with a mother-in-law who thinks she knows best? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without any interfering in-laws telling you what to do.

Imagine a world where you can finally be the master of your own destiny, where you don’t have to worry about someone questioning every move you make. On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best virtual life without any judgment.

Join now and experience the freedom of building your own empire, without any mother-in-law drama. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life family dynamics. Plus, you won’t have to worry about anyone trying to feed your virtual baby formula against your wishes. It’s a win-win situation!

DadNeedsHelpButImBusy

Affair, aita, brothers in military, child support, college, dad, DadNeedsHelpButImBusy, F28, half brothers, Helen, Henry, invoice, Military, mom passed away, moving home, NANNY, Petty, Prenup, SAHM, Support, vindictive, wife left

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6229
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	7963
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual world free from family obligations!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family dynamics like a 53-year-old dad marrying a 30-year-old and having kids, a mom who passed away, and siblings in the military. We promise no family drama, just fun and games in the world of Minecraft.

Escape the guilt trips and obligations of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without anyone telling you that you “owe” them anything. Plus, no need to hire a nanny – just join our server and let your creativity run wild!

So come join us on this Minecraft server where the only drama is deciding what block to place next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama!

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

blockbuster, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, seeking professional help, self soothing, self-care, Server, Stress Management, stress relief, stress response, stress triggers, talking to a friend, Time management

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Crops Grown:	6177	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	570482	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Well, forget about yoga or meditation, come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate stress relief! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam freely and diamonds rain from the sky. Need to blow off some steam? Just hop on and start building a giant statue of your boss to punch in the face (virtually, of course). Feeling overwhelmed? Take a swim in our lava-filled hot tub for a truly exhilarating experience. Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and hilarious way to relax than on our server. So come on, join us and let the absurdity begin!

CreeperCrafter69

awkward hookup, awkward sex, bad sex, CreeperCrafter69, cringeworthy moment, cringeworthy sex, disappointing hookup, disappointing sex, embarrassing hookup, embarrassing sex, humiliating sex, regretful encounter, regretful sex, regrettable hookup, regrettable sex, terrible hookup, terrible sexual experience, uncomfortable experience, uncomfortable sex, worst hookup, worst sexual experience

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5155
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mines Excavated:	4483

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

Join us if you want to experience the most epic Minecraft adventures that will leave you crying tears of joy. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

And if you’re looking for a new twist on the game, we have a special “Worst Sexual Experience” challenge where you have to survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and spooky surprises. Can you make it out alive?

So come on over and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of having too much fun!