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BukeleBlingCraft

9 million, Accountability, administration, brother, Bukele clan, BukeleBlingCraft, central america, Corruption, el salvador, Ethics, furious response, Government, investigation, money laundering, new wealth, Politics, president, Properties, scandal, transparency, wealth acquisition

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5263	Zombie Dances:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like the El Salvador Bukele clan but wit crazier wealth and properties! We got 34 new properties valued at $9 million in just 5 years, like, who does that in Minecraft?! The president and his bro are fumin’ over dis investigation, but we’re just chillin’ and buildin’ our way to riches. Join us and be part of the most scandalous server in the Minecraft world!

Cannabis Craze: Meds Mix-Up!

9 million, antidepressants, antipsychotic medications, benzodiazepines, Cannabis, CRAZE, Dip, Dispensing, INCREASE, insured patients., legalised cannabis, medical use, meds, mixup, new study, recreational use, tranquilisers, US states

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

so, like, this server is like the ultimate chill spot, man. we got all the green you need to relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. forget about those boring tranquilizers, we got the good stuff that will make you feel like you’re floating on a cloud.

plus, we got some crazy adventures waiting for you. like, one time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores. it was like a dream come true, dude. and don’t even get me started on the time a giant zombie pigman invaded the server and started wreaking havoc. it was chaos, but also kinda hilarious.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to think outside the box and have a good time, then you gotta join us. we’re all about having fun and making memories that will last a lifetime. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get crafting!

GrandparentGrief Minecraft Server

bad behavior, birthday parties, daycare, discipline, discipline issues, family, family dynamics, family relationships, Feral, GrandparentGrief, Grandparents, irresponsible, Laughter, loyalty, Minecraft, neighbors, parenting, parents, school behavior, scolding, Server, Siblings, society

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your dysfunctional family drama? Look no further than our server! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your crazy parents and siblings.

Join us and build your dream world where you can be the responsible one for once! No more dealing with siblings ruining birthday parties or parents causing chaos at McDonald’s. On our server, you can be the hero and create a peaceful and harmonious community.

Plus, with our server, you won’t have to worry about getting scolded for laughing at your parents’ ridiculous antics. So come on over and let’s create a world where family loyalty is actually worth celebrating!

WeddingCraftBabyMama Drama

baby mama drama, Drama, familial relationships, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family meddling, family pressure, family unity, sibling relationships, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding family drama, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding stress, WeddingCraftBabyMama

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster!

On our server, you can invite whoever you want to your virtual wedding without any pressure from meddling uncles or obsessive moms. Build your dream wedding venue without worrying about unwanted guests showing up uninvited.

Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you do invite your brother’s baby mama, we’ll all be there to cheer you on and celebrate your big day together. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to recreate it in Minecraft, that is!

CraftyQuotes: Life-Changing Server

CraftyQuotes, inspirational quotes, life-changing quote, Lifechanging, motivational quotes, quotes for change, quotes for empowerment, quotes for growth mindset, quotes for happiness, quotes for inner peace, quotes for motivation, quotes for overcoming obstacles, quotes for perseverance, quotes for personal growth, quotes for positivity, quotes for resilience, quotes for self-improvement, quotes for strength, quotes for success, quotes for transformation, quotes that inspire, quotes to live by, Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4751
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Runes Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Have you ever heard the quote “Creeper, aw man”? Well, on our Minecraft server, that quote will change your life in ways you never thought possible! Join us for epic battles against creepers, where you’ll learn valuable life lessons like always carrying a bucket of water and never digging straight down. Plus, our community is so lit, even Endermen want to teleport in for a party! So come join us and let the power of “Creeper, aw man” transform your Minecraft experience forever!

FuelTankFerry Minecraft Server

accident, Black sea, Conflict, Disaster, emergency response, environmental impact, ferry, Fuel Spill, Fuel Tanks, FuelTankFerry, international relations, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, Naval, Russian Port, safety regulations, Server, shipping, sinks, Transportation, Ukraine

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimension Hops:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride on a ferry carrying fuel tanks in a Russian port after a Ukraine missile strike! Like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that chaos, amirite?

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a missile strikes nearby, causing the whole server to shake and explode in a fiery blaze of glory. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with extra explosions and drama!

Plus, the community on this server is lit AF. We got players from all over the world, coming together to survive and thrive in this insane post-apocalyptic Minecraft world. It’s like a reality show, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up every five seconds.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a sinking ferry in a Russian port, then come join us! Just watch out for those missile strikes, they can really put a damper on your mining adventures. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

AzovCraft: Burning Depot & Sinking Ferry

aggression, AzovCraft, Black sea, Burning, Conflict, current events, DEPOT, Destruction, eastern europe, escalation, ferry, ferry sinking, Fire, international relations, Military, Naval, News, oil depot attack, PORT, russia, Sea of Azov, Sinking, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Yo, imagine this: you join dis epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a wild battle between Ukraine and Russia. You gotta help Ukraine renew their attack on the burning Russian oil depot while also sinking ferries in the Sea of Azov port. It’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers everywhere. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and chaotic fun! Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a hero in a virtual world? Let’s gooooooo!

CoughlessCraft

#coughing, Attention, Awareness, Behavior, Communication, cough etiquette, CoughlessCraft, covid, Etiquette, health, hygiene, Manners, new normal, nonverbal communication, pandemic, politeness, public health, respiratory, social distancing, social norms, Virus

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where coughing is banned cuz covid said so! no more polite coughs to get someone’s attention, now you gotta do a lil dance or something to get noticed! it’s a wild world out there, but on our server, we keep it safe and cough-free! plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds as they soar through the sky. if that’s not a reason to join, i don’t know what is! so come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those rainbow poops!

AnxietyCraft: Omega-3 Edition

ameliorate, anxiety, anxiety in offspring, AnxietyCraft, behavioral study, Edition, female rats, heightened anxiety, innate anxiety, learned anxiety, maternal nutrition, mental health, MOTHERS, Offspring, omega-3 deficiency, Omega-3 deficiency in mothers, Omega-3 supplementation, Omega3, rat behavior, rat study, supplementation, weaning

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mines Excavated:	1609
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

join our epic minecraft server, where we have omega-3 infused blocks that will make you the chillest player in the game. forget about anxiety, our server will have you feeling like a zen master in no time. plus, we have female rats running around showing off their learned anxiety skills – it’s a sight to see! come on in and supplement your gaming experience with some omega-3 goodness. you won’t regret it!

IntCraft Minecraft Server

browsing, Community, culture, discussion, Expert, Expertise, forum, girl, Global, Guessing, guessing game, Int, IntCraft, internet, location, Minecraft, Mystery, Nationality, ONLINE, phenotype, Server, speculation, Years

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Alright, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us if you want to test your skills in guessing where in the world someone is from based on their phenotype. That’s right, we have experts in the field ready to challenge you!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock special powers that allow you to teleport to a secret island filled with rare loot and mythical creatures. Can you handle the adventure?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of where that girl is from. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Minecraft SMP: TazzCraft – The Tazz-tastic Adventure!

#youtube, Adventure, channel, comedy, Content Creator, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, IT, LAUGH, Minecraft, ONLINE, Popular, smp, social media, Stream, subscribe, TAZZ, TazzCraft, Tazztastic, trending, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1711	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ores Mined:	8864	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers at unsuspecting players.

We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and creepers, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (but only if you offer it a sacrifice of 100 baked potatoes).

So come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the chaos). See you there, if you dare!

PixelPervsAnonymous

Asshole, Avoiding, awkward situation, coworker, Disgusting, Disturbing, feeling bad, fleshlight, funny, gallery, gross, horrified, Mountain, personal photo, PixelPervsAnonymous, Project, Random, sick, vacation, working together

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8025
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	53	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your crazy antics and outrageous adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Just like the time Steve accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky, or when Creeper decided to start a dance party in the middle of a battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Fleshlight Mountain, where players can climb to the top and take a selfie with their favorite…uh, accessory. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this crazy world of Minecraft madness.