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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that can predict your cardiorespiratory fitness just by taking a simple blood test? Well, look no further because on our server, we got that and so much more!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly your character starts panting and wheezing. That’s when you remember to check your proteomic profile and BAM! You find out your CRF is low and you need to start doing some virtual cardio to stay alive in the game. But don’t worry, because those with the most fitness on our server can reduce their risk of mortality by a whopping 50%!
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morefun.apexmc.co has focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins to make playing with friends easy, such as with basic teleport commands and /sethome /day /night /weather /pay /godmode /heal /feed /lightning /fireball. Our kind community sets us apart and we are super welcoming to new players! We do have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join.Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family!
Rules:1. No cheats/exploits2. No griefing / stealing3. Respect fellow players4. No spam or advertisement5. No sensitive content6. No cheating the Money7. No excessive swearing/offensive language8. No bs9. No toxic players
Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet our beautiful elf-like Irish singer and model! Not only can you listen to her angelic singing while you mine for diamonds, but you can also fap to her stunning body in-game. Who needs real-life when you have a virtual goddess to worship? Plus, rumor has it she can summon rainbows and unicorns with her voice. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game with a true legend.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Fapping-focused AIslop thread, where you can plap to AI perfection in a virtual world like never before.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation.
Do you have a sibling who won’t move out? Are you constantly fighting over who gets the last piece of diamond ore? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, we have rooms for everyone – even if it means sleeping in the living room with a divider for privacy.
But wait, there’s more! Become a godparent to a virtual child and experience the joys of raising a Minecraft baby. Will you be the hero who steps up to the plate, or will you leave them to fend for themselves in the pixelated wilderness?
Join now for a chance to navigate through multigenerational households, adoption dilemmas, and the ultimate showdown between siblings. It’s a Minecraft soap opera like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the drama!
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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server and you could win 5 million dollars! That’s right, we’re giving away cash prizes to the most creative builders and skilled players.
Imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of money! You could build a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks and ride around in a golden minecart pulled by a team of zombie pigs.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll not only win the cash prize, but also earn the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion.
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