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RPG Legacy Minecraft Server

Abilities, character classes, character creation, Character Progression, class system, FANTASY, fantasy rpg, game design, Gaming, Legacy, legacy RPG, Mechanics, Medieval, Minecraft, Outdated, role playing, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Skills, Tabletop, Traditional, video games

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Are you tired of the same old boring RPG class system in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has completely revamped it in the most outrageous way possible! Say goodbye to being a boring old warrior or mage, and hello to being a professional llama tamer or a master pancake chef!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet Seat of Destiny, rumored to bring great fortune to whoever possesses it. But be warned, the path is filled with dangerous obstacles like killer bunnies and exploding chickens!

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while sipping on our signature potion cocktails.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

MemeStockCryptoCraft Minecraft Server

asset collapse, asset valuation, cryptocurrency, financial markets, mainstream crypto, market analysis, market collapse, market correction, market risk, market volatility, meme stocks, memes, MemeStockCryptoCraft, Minecraft, nvda, risk spectrum, Server, short selling, shorting assets, speculative trading, stock market, stocks, trading strategy

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’re constantly on the edge of our seats watching memes, crypto, and stocks crash and burn in real time. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with virtual blocks and creepers.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to short assets before they completely tank. Who needs Wall Street when you can make risky bets in the world of Minecraft? We’ve even had players become virtual millionaires by predicting the next big crash.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as the stock market, come join us! Just be prepared for some wild rides and insane stories along the way.

PettyBratCraft – SorryNotSorry

child naming, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, cultural insensitivity, cultural pride, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, family tension, Irish name, low contact, name pronunciation, name shaming, parenting choices, passive aggressive behavior, petty brat, PettyBratCraft, pronunciation, Resentment, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, SorryNotSorry

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as petty and dramatic as my sister? Look no further! Join our server for some epic sibling rivalry and passive-aggressive gameplay. We have a special section where you can name your in-game items after your family members and watch them fight it out in the virtual world. Plus, we have a pronunciation guide for all the Irish names you can think of, just to really get under your sister’s skin. Join now and show your sister who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible!

NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, Evolution, Experience, growth, hindsight, introspection, learning, Maturity, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, past, perspective, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentiment, sentimentality, Server

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Remember the time you accidentally fell into a pit of lava in Minecraft and lost all your diamond gear? Well, on our server, we guarantee you’ll have so much fun falling into lava pits that you’ll forget all about your precious diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn point into a giant maze of chicken coops. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and epic fails!

CraftyTrial

7-day free trial, CraftyTrial, Decision making, DISCOVER, evaluate before committing, Experiment, explore options, free trial period, hands-on experience, life experiences, limited time offer, new opportunities, no commitment, risk-free, sample before buying, take a chance, test-run, trial and error, try before you buy, trying new things, uncertainty

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What’s something in life that needs a 7-day free trial? Our Minecraft server, duh! Why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the most epic adventures of your life?

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats. They lead you to a secret underground disco where creepers are busting out their best moves. And don’t even get me started on the diamond-filled caves that are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 30 minutes every hour. Imagine soaring through the skies, oinking with joy as you rain down bacon on unsuspecting players below.

So why waste another second on boring servers when you can join ours for a 7-day free trial of pure insanity and non-stop laughter? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

HezbollahCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, hezbollah, HezbollahCraft, international relations, iran, Israeli attack, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, military intervention, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Politico, proxy warfare, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, united states, US

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so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill and play some minecraft, but then u also wanna feel like a badass warrior fighting against evil forces? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u are transported to a world where u are the hero fighting against a secret organization called the “Blockade.” they are trying to take over the server and it’s up to u and ur fellow players to stop them.

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to battle epic bosses and complete challenging quests, but u also get to ride dragons and unicorns into battle. yes, u heard me right. DRAGONS AND UNICORNS.

oh, and did i mention that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered throughout the server? yeah, u could be rolling in riches in no time.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate warrior in this epic minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

OrthoCraft: Draft Day!

BLOW, controversy, Day, decision, Draft, Government, Israel, Israel Supreme Court, israeli government, Israeli prime minister, Justice, Legal, military service, Netanyahu, OrthoCraft, Politics, Religion, religious exemptions, Ruling, secularism, top court, ultra-Orthodox Jews

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come join our minecraft server where we draft ultra-orthodox jews to build epic temples and castles for our lord and savior Notch! Netanyahu is shooketh by our power and wants to join but he ain’t got the skills like us. we are the chosen ones in the world of blocks and pixels. come build with us and show off your building skills to the world. we promise you won’t get drafted unless you build a house made of diamonds, then you’re in trouble buddy. so grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic adventure!

YardWorkMansion

affordability, budgeting, DIY cleaning, domestic responsibilities, economic status, financial constraints, home maintenance, house cleaning, household chores, larger place, lawn care, middle class, middle income, property upkeep, residential tasks, self-sufficiency, social class, suburban-living, Working class, yard work, YardWorkMansion

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Yo, listen up all you middle class peeps! Are you tired of all that yard work and house cleaning? Well, have I got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities for a while!

On our server, you can build the biggest mansion you’ve ever dreamed of, without lifting a finger! No more mowing the lawn or scrubbing toilets, just pure luxury living in block form.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of garden gnomes who will do all your yard work for you in exchange for shiny diamonds. Trust me, these little guys are pros at landscaping.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension where all your laundry magically folds itself. Say goodbye to folding clothes forever!

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury you deserve, without all the pesky chores. Middle class problems? Not on our watch!

ADHD Phase Locking Fun

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, brain function, Brainwave Activity, Brainwave Patterns, brainwave synchronization, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, EEG, Fun, locking, neurofeedback, Neurofeedback Therapy, neuroimaging, Neurological Assessment, neurological disorders, Neurological Research, Neurological treatments, neuroplasticity, Neurotherapy, phase, Phase Locking Value, Treatment Responsiveness

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hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like havin a blast while playin with ur pals? well do we have the server for u!

come join us on our epic minecraft server where we use Phase Locking Value to determine ur neurofeedback treatment responsiveness in Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder! sounds fancy right? well it is!

imagine mining for diamonds while also getting ur brain waves analyzed in real time! u can see if ur ADHD is gettin better as u build ur dream castle!

plus, we have a secret underground lab where we experiment with potions and redstone contraptions to help u focus better in game! trust me, u won’t find this kind of crazy fun anywhere else!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server out there and let’s have a blast together!

Roachland

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Creative, crossplay, DONATORS, Economy, Events, Factions, java, Mini Games, Modded, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Ranking, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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We are a nation of immigrants/kind hearted people who just wanna play on servers. We host servers on games, and just wanna build a community full of Pepsi fans/kind people and make your day more fun and give you something to look forward to after work/school.

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Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Emeralds Found:	8093

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Potions Brewed:	109
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

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RPG Legacy Minecraft Server

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MemeStockCryptoCraft Minecraft Server

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PettyBratCraft – SorryNotSorry

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NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server

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CraftyTrial

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HezbollahCraft Minecraft Server

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OrthoCraft: Draft Day!

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ADHD Phase Locking Fun

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Roachland

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Crops Grown:	4092
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Farms Harvested:	260
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0