9. absurd Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NO NO NO Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Don’t believe us? Well, just wait until you see our secret disco party room where creepers dance to dubstep music all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his chicken army with an iron beak. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule in an epic chicken duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Trust us, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off in no time!

CoreMC

1.21.4, auto clicker, CoreMC, Eastern United States, Endgame, goals, grief logging, HACKING, Homophobia, Item duping, Lag, optifine, PvP, racism, RAM, ryzen, sexism, stealing, Transphobia, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Server Name	CoreMC
Started	3 years ago
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Address	play.core-mc.net
Location	Eastern United States
Hardware	Ryzen 5 3550H, 32GB RAM (20 allocated to Minecraft)

Overview

CoreMC is a vanilla Minecraft server that aims to provide a simple and welcoming community for players of all types. The server runs on the stock vanilla .jar, allowing players to enjoy all the features and gameplay options of vanilla Minecraft. The server was started 3 years ago and has a dedicated player base looking to grow.

Rules

No PVP/Griefing/Stealing
No excessive lag-causing builds
No discrimination or harassment
No hacking
Alt accounts allowed

If you’re interested in joining, you can apply through the Discord.

Additional Information

The world was generated in Minecraft 1.18 and will not be reset.
The server is hosted on a Ryzen 5 3550H with 32GB of RAM, located in the Eastern United States.
The server may go through periods of inactivity, but will remain online.

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Client-side mods like Optifine and auto clickers are allowed. However, hacking mods like xray or flyhacks are not permitted. If you’re unsure about a specific mod, please ask first.

2. Are there any restrictions on building?

Players are allowed to build anything possible in vanilla Minecraft, as long as it does not cause excessive lag. If asked to scale back on lag-causing builds, please comply.

3. How active is the server?

The server may not be very active at times, but efforts are being made to recruit more players and maintain a welcoming community. Players are encouraged to set new goals for themselves to keep the gameplay engaging.

4. Can I have multiple accounts on the server?

Alt accounts are allowed as long as they are not used to break the server rules. If you have additional accounts you’d like to use, you can request to have them whitelisted.

5. Is the server regularly updated?

The server runs on the stock vanilla .jar, so updates will be dependent on official Minecraft updates. The world was generated in Minecraft 1.18 and will not be reset unless necessary.

Exile Path 2nd Gen 1.20.3

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where you can duel like a DRUID in a waiting room. Sounds crazy, right? But wait, there’s more! We’ve got the most recent patch notes that will blow your mind. Launch live updates that will make you question reality. And don’t even get me started on the patch notes – they’re so outrageous, you won’t believe your eyes!

But that’s not all! You can buy an early access key that will unlock a whole new dimension of craziness. And if you’re still not convinced, just check out our trade site where you can trade like a madman. Climb the ladder of insanity on our server and consult our wiki for all the wacky info you need. And hey, if you respawn at a checkpoint, just remember the number 508532360 – it’s the key to unlocking the true madness of this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

NoobSkillz Minecraft SMP

Abilities, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, NoobSkillz, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-perception, self-realization, Skills, smp, Talents

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Buildings Constructed:	44	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit place to be if you wanna flex your mad gaming skills and make some new friends.

So, like, the reason you should totally join is because we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden lever, you’ll unlock a secret room filled with enchanted gear and potions. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with more explosions and stuff.

Plus, we have this crazy PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and show off your PvP skills. And the best part? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ fire-breathing dragon as a pet.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have this giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the entire server. It’s like Disneyland, but with creepers and zombies instead of Mickey Mouse.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SlumberCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Have you ever had a sleepover so bad that you wished you were being chased by creepers instead? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your sleepover experience will be so epic, you’ll forget all about that time you accidentally peed in your friend’s sleeping bag.

Join our server for the chance to build a pillow fort so big, it puts the Great Wall of China to shame. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted sleeping bag that grants you the power to sleep through the night without any interruptions – not even a zombie apocalypse could wake you up!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s only Minecraft sleepover party, complete with virtual s’mores, ghost stories told by Endermen, and a dance floor made entirely out of glowstone. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the sleepover shenanigans begin!

SpaceWarsCraft

Agreement, Cold War legacy, communication technology, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Intersputnik, Network, Poland, Poland-Russia relations, russia, satellite communication, satellite network, space communication, space exploration, SpaceWarsCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAND ENDING AGREEMENTS WITH ALIENS FROM SPACE!!! yu heard it right, we got intergalactic drama happenin on our server, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!!! come build ur own spaceship and join the fight against the evil aliens from intersputnik!!! trust me, u wont find this kind of craziness anywhere else!!! JOIN NOW before the aliens take over!!!

MommyMoodSwingCraft

childhood depression, childhood development, depressive symptoms, early childhood, early interactions, emotional bonding, emotional development, Emotional support, family dynamics, INFANTS, maternal depression, mental health, mental health outcomes, MommyMoodSwingCraft, mother to child transmission, Motherhood, Parent-child relationship, positive emotions, psychological wellbeing, supportive responses, toddlers

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	211	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

join dis server if u want to avoid passing on ur depressive symptoms to ur kids thru minecraft. our server is filled with so much positivity and support that ur kids will be happy lil nuggets forever. plus, we have a secret potion that cures depression in game, so u can leave all ur real world problems behind and just have a blast building stuff and fighting zombies. come join us and let’s spread happiness together!

Affinity SMP

affinity, Bosses, changes, Community, CONTENT, custom content, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Info, January 4th, Join, Launch, new season, Players, rules, season 6, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Animals Bred:	152
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	32

Minecraft Server Information
Server Name: Affinity Season 6 Server Type: Vanilla+ Launch Date: January 4th Version: 1.21.3 Custom Content: Custom weapons, bosses, dungeons, and more

Minecraft Server Information

Server Name: Affinity Season 6

Server Type: Vanilla+

Launch Date: January 4th

Version: 1.21.3

Custom Content: Custom weapons, bosses, dungeons, and more

FAQ

Q: What is the server type for Affinity Season 6?

A: The server is a Vanilla+ server with custom content.

Q: When is the launch date for Affinity Season 6?

A: The server will launch on January 4th.

Q: What kind of custom content does the server have?

A: The server will have custom weapons, bosses, dungeons, and more as the season progresses.

Q: Where can I find more rules and information about the server?

A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/B6sXUAHYqu

Eternal Quests 1.21.4

1.21.4, coping, ETERNAL, feminism, gaming the system, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, incel, Loneliness, male identity, Masculinity, matriarchal, mental health, Misogyny, modern society, patriarchy, Quests, relationships, self improvement, Social Issues, societal expectations, societal pressures, toxic masculinity

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Yo, bro, listen up! If you’re tired of coping in this matriarchal society, come join our Minecraft server! We got all the blocks you need to build your dream incel fortress. No need to game the system when you can game with us! Let’s cope together in the virtual world, where the only matriarchal rule is that creepers are the real enemy. Join now and start building your incel paradise!

SocietalSaviors Minecraft SMP

advocacy, Community Building, content creators, diversity and inclusion, education, educational resources, empowerment, environmental conservation, health and wellness, Humanitarian Aid, inspiration, mental health awareness, Minecraft, Nonprofit Organizations, philanthropy, positive impact, smp, social change, Social Good, social justice, SocietalSaviors, society, youtube channels

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7233
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. The server owner is a wizard who can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking chickens who give us quests to find the legendary golden carrot of power. And did I mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? It’s like a thrill ride of explosions and chaos, you gotta see it to believe it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RegretCraft: Ex-Girlfriend Edition

Edition, exgirlfriend, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, learning from failure, letting go, lost love, Love Lost, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, regret, RegretCraft, relationships, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-forgiveness, starting over

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of being a lonely blockhead in Minecraft? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate! Our community is full of amazing girlfriends and wives who will never nag you about leaving your diamond pickaxe lying around. Say goodbye to loneliness and hello to pixelated love on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Love Potion #9, guaranteed to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just be careful not to accidentally give it to a creeper!

So why settle for a mediocre Minecraft life when you can have a happily ever after on our server? Join now and start building your pixelated love story today!