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Crafting War: Minecraft Edition – Where Blocks Are the Real MVPs!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the virtual world? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all gamers!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of zombie pigmen start attacking you. But don’t worry, because our server has custom weapons and armor that will help you defeat any enemy that comes your way.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and power-ups that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs Call of Duty: World at War when you have our Minecraft server?

P-word Police Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we answer life’s most pressing questions like “Can white people say the p-word?” Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who will make you question reality.

On our server, saying the p-word is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! In fact, we have a special event every week where players compete to see who can say the p-word the most times in chat without getting banned. It’s a real nail-biter, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of players who ride into battle on rainbow-colored unicorns, spreading chaos and glitter wherever they go. Join them if you dare, but be warned – once you’ve seen a unicorn fart rainbows, there’s no going back.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking even more important questions like “Can llamas fly?” or “Do creepers have feelings?” The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the insanity begin!

CraftyBag – Blue Archive Shenanigans #5207

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8241
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on the fun! 2. The Ender Dragon on our server is actually a friendly dragon who gives out diamonds instead of trying to kill you. Talk about a twist! 3. Our server has a secret hidden village where villagers throw parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! 4. The Nether on our server is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma pools for you to relax in. Who needs a beach when you have the Nether? 5. We have a custom plugin that turns all zombies into dancing zombies who drop disco balls instead of rotten flesh. Get your groove on while fighting off the undead!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Happy crafting!

Blocky Boobs & Braids Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5956
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	291	Buildings Constructed:	31

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than the world itself are your TITS! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, battles, and of course, plenty of BOOBS!

Our server is so amazing that even the legendary Herobrine himself couldn’t resist coming to check it out. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted building a giant statue of a pair of TITS in the spawn area. And who can blame him? Our server is just that awesome.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a fierce dragon who only responds to compliments about your TITS. So make sure to come prepared with your best bra and show off those bad boys to gain access.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your TITS to the world!

GintamaCraft: Episode 47 LOLz

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mines Excavated:	2346
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the animation is better than an average Gintama episode! Why settle for boring blocky graphics when you can experience mind-blowing visuals that will make your eyes pop out of your head?

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring ones. Collect enough of these eggs and you’ll be able to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Blockhead Banter: Clever or Stupid? You Decide!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Votes:	4873
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against zombie llamas with diamond-encrusted swords. Our custom-made plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game!

But that’s not all! Our dedicated staff members are actually aliens in disguise who will guide you through the server with their telepathic powers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dancing chicken party hidden deep within the server!

So why wait? Join this server now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might even find a unicorn as your loyal companion along the way.

Pixelated Identity Crisis

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Crops Grown:	2523
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, THIS server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where you can EXPLORE exotic lands, battle fierce mobs, and DISCOVER hidden treasures. But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic PVP battles, compete in crazy challenges, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, you can TRANSFORM into any Minecraft character you want, from a majestic dragon to a sassy llama. Plus, we have a secret hidden DISCO room where you can dance the night away with other players.

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and let the adventure begin!

VtuberCraft: Stressful Blocky Adventures!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	502407
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where being a vtuber is the LEAST stressful thing you’ll experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures, WACKY challenges, and CRAZY events that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of DERPY llamas come charging at you, demanding to be your new pet! Or how about participating in a EPIC build battle where the theme is “build the most ridiculous hat for your chicken”? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a FLYING pig, engage in a dance battle with a group of ZOMBIE villagers, and even discover a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than HEROBRINE himself!

So why wait? Join our INSANE Minecraft server today and experience the MADNESS for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the next VIRTUAL sensation in the Minecraft world!

CreepyCraft: Where ‘I am scared’ turns into ‘I am LOLing’

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the robobrains are actually our friendly helpers! Don’t be scared, embrace the chaos and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter.

Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena! Join us and witness this incredible sight for yourself. Who knew those explosive little guys had such killer moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So say goodbye to boring old Minecraft servers and come join us for a wild and wacky experience you’ll never forget. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BurgerCraft: Where Burgers and Blocks Collide!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up the juiciest burgers in town! 🍔🍔

Looking for some excitement? Well, on our server, you can battle it out with Russia triggering WWIII over who gets the last slice of pizza! And watch out for Iran launching nukes at Israel – they’re just trying to steal our secret sauce recipe!

But wait, there’s more! China is planning to invade Taiwan just to get a taste of our legendary burgers! 🍔🍔

So if you’re tired of those boring “nothing burgers,” come join us for some epic battles and delicious food! Who knows, you might even find the secret to world peace at our burger joint! 🌍🍔🤣