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Wagie-Free Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of being a boring wagie in the real world? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

But that’s not all – we have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for glory and bragging rights.

So why be a wagie when you can be a hero in our Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CozyCraft: Where Your 9-5 Job is Secure and Air-Conditioned!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Votes:	3128
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	169

Are you tired of the boring old 9-5 grind? Do you dream of escaping the confines of your air-conditioned office? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with craziness and chaos.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombie chickens comes charging at you. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a group of friendly creepers decides to join in on the fun. Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so exciting!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual world of our server. Some say it’s guarded by a giant flying pig, while others claim it’s protected by a pack of ninja wolves. Are you brave enough to uncover the truth?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundanity of your office job and join us on our wacky Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual snacks!

SleepyBeeCraft – Where even the creepers hit snooze!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to the most buzz-worthy Minecraft server out there! Are you feeling too sleepy to bee yourself today? Well, have no fear because on our server, you can transform into a literal bee and buzz around causing chaos!

Join us for the chance to participate in epic bee battles where you can sting your enemies and collect pollen to upgrade your bee abilities. But be careful, because if you get too tired, you might just fall asleep and wake up as a regular human again!

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of being a bee in a virtual world and unleash your inner insect warrior? Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate buzzing champion – join us today and let the honey flow!

Pee-Inducing Beats Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	1707
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Join us at https://audio.com/bob-dole for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a magical land filled with endless possibilities and endless laughs.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of llamas as they race through obstacle courses, participate in epic battles against armies of evil chickens, and even build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at https://audio.com/bob-dole and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CommieCraft: Where Russians Build Statues and Creepers Explode!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only statues you see are of Steve and his trusty pig? Well, come join us on our server where we have a whole army of Russian statues standing guard! From Putin to Babushka, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Palace, where all your wildest potato dreams come true. Want to ride a potato unicorn? Done. Want to swim in a pool of mashed potatoes? We got you covered. The Potato Palace is the place to be for all your starchy needs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas? That’s right, these llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Russian statue or ride into battle on the back of a ninja llama. The possibilities are endless!

Gender Bender Craft: Where you can switch characters and swap genders for a hilarious gaming experience!

Bender, Character customization, Character development, Characters, Craft, Experience, game design, Gaming, gaming culture, gender, gender change, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Genders, hilarious, Immersion, Inclusivity, LGBT representation, Mods, narrative choices, player agency, social commentary, societal expectations, Swap, Switch, Transgender, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Items Found:	8079
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one acknowledges your character’s gender fluidity? Look no further, because on our server, everyone will notice and comment on your ever-changing gender! Whether you’re a male one day and a female the next, our players will be sure to give you the recognition you deserve. Join now for a truly immersive and inclusive gaming experience like no other!

BootyCraft: Where half the players base their world view on butts and the other half just build cool stuff!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where half of the United States voters base their world view on butt sex, lesbians, and infanticide! Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that is so open-minded and accepting of all things controversial?

We have epic build battles where you can create your own butt sex-themed castle or lesbian village. And don’t forget about our weekly infanticide tournaments, where you can show off your PvP skills while defending or attacking the baby mobs.

Join us for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew that a virtual world could be so wild and wacky? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild!

Anon’s Blocky Paradise: Where You Can Finally Let Loose and Relieve Yourself in Style!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	New Chunks Explored:	237705
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Noobs Become Pros (and ESL is welcome!)

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Potions Brewed:	142
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even OJ Simpson himself would be confused about what’s right and wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like OJ’s infamous car chase.

Our server is so crazy, even OJ himself would be scratching his head trying to figure out what’s going on. Build your own virtual courtroom and hold epic trials with your friends, or embark on a quest to find the real killer (spoiler alert: it was the creeper all along).

So come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be guilty of is having too much fun! OJ Simpson may not know who he is, but you’ll definitely know you made the right choice by joining us.

Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Towns Built:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Void Gems Collected:	36
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to the Love Edition Minecraft server! Looking for some indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers to simp for? Well, look no further because we’ve got the VIP section for all you high rollers out there.

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube. Check out our leaderboard of top indie vtubers, including the likes of VedaL987, Shylily, and Bao.

And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers trying to sneak in, as long as they don’t own the talents IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re fair game.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Twitch Clips Guides, VOD Archival Guides, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep you in the loop. Plus, who can forget about the ducks on DashDucks’ stream?

So come join us on this wild adventure of indie vtubers, crazy clips, and maybe even a little bit of SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. See you on the server, where the virtual fun never stops!

Peterson’s Troll Smackdown: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, ANONYMOUS, comment section, cowards, deplorables, dissent, Edgy, fantasizes, Hostile, hurt, hurting, internet daddy, Jordan Peterson, Minecraft, Petersons, political ramifications, rejection, slap, SmackDown, Threats, troll, Trolls, turn to, Unhinged

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Animals Bred:	167
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ores Mined:	9096
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of internet daddy issues? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for edgy anonymous cowards like ourselves to come together and build some epic virtual worlds!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while avoiding the political ramifications of internet drama. Our community is filled with like-minded deplorables who just want to have a good time without worrying about getting slapped by our internet daddy.

So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs internet daddy when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with his unhinged fantasies.

CraftyBagelz – Mining, Crafting, and Memes Galore! #5105

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against Gregorius, the heavy armor-wearing menace who’s been terrorizing players with his indoor antics. Take on the Fury of Set in a limit break assault that will leave you questioning your sanity. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where teamwork is key, but chaos is inevitable.

But that’s not all! We have events like the SCHALE Settlement Task with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate the treacherous waters of high school politics. And who could forget the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, where you’ll learn the true meaning of noodles and friendship.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!