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SweatyFeetMC Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3229
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of your feet smelling like a stinky cheese factory? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let the power of virtual block-building cleanse your stanky feet! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll forget all about your foot odor woes. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual world is so immersive, it can actually transport you to a magical land where your feet smell like roses. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to stinky feet forever!

Minecraft SMP: BLΛCKrabbitGamer

adorable pets, Animal lover, Black, black fur, blue and pink, blue/pink, BLΛCKrabbitGamer, BLАCK rabbit, Bunny, cute animals, domestic rabbit, Fluffy, long tail tag, Minecraft, pet rabbit, PINK, Rabbit, rabbit breeds, rabbit lover, she’s blue, Small Animals, smp, unique pets

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident player, BLАCK rabbit. She’s a mysterious character who constantly changes colors between blue and pink, leaving everyone scratching their heads in confusion. Some say she’s a shape-shifting alien, others think she’s just a glitch in the matrix. But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never have a dull moment with her around.

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or watch as someone accidentally blows up their own house with a misplaced TNT block. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come on, join us and embrace the madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyHub: NoMoreHubbyBucks

Atm, Beach, borrowing money, Cash card, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, credit cards, cup noodles, Expenses, husband, Id, Japan, My Number card, NoMoreHubbyBucks, refusing to borrow money, relationship, residency card, social security card, Stolen, wallet

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, suspense, and unexpected twists just like this story of a missing wallet in Japan.

Imagine a world where borrowing money from your in-game spouse comes with a price tag – literally! Experience the thrill of keeping track of every yen borrowed and every ATM fee charged, just like in this jaw-dropping tale.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments over virtual currency and storm-offs that leave your Minecraft character stranded in the street. Who needs soap operas when you can have all the drama right here on our server?

So come on in and join the chaos! Who knows what crazy adventures and outrageous stories await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember, drama llama not included!

Twinkle Twinkle Little SMP, How I Wonder What’s in Towny!

Adventurer, alliances, Battles, bedrock, Community, Conquest, Cracked, Cracked versions, cross-platform, Discord, experienced, java, merchant, miner, smp, Staff, strategy, Towny, twinkle, Updates, wealth, Welcoming, whats

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Starlight SMP Overview

Key Features	Origins: Choose from a variety of unique origins Towny: Build and manage your own town Toggleable PvP Economy system Frequent Updates
Why Choose Starlight SMP?	Active Staff Inviting Community Cross-Platform availability

Join us today and be a part of something special!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What unique origins are available?	There are various origins to choose from, each with its own abilities and challenges.
How does the Towny feature work?	Players can build and manage their own towns, form alliances, and engage in world conquest with friends.
Can I switch between peaceful building and PvP battles?	Yes, with toggleable PvP, players can decide when to engage in battles or focus on peaceful building.
How does the economy system function?	Players can earn, trade, and grow their wealth through various activities. The economy system is balanced to provide opportunities for different playstyles.
Is the server frequently updated?	Yes, the dedicated team behind Starlight SMP is constantly adding new content and improving the server to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

CraftyFool Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Crops Grown:	6409	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Brawlers, a group of players who have mastered the art of PvP combat using nothing but their trusty pickaxes and a whole lot of determination. Join their ranks and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that buried deep within the server’s code lies a secret treasure map that leads to untold riches. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the wealthiest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those flying pigs – they’re known to cause a bit of trouble.

SchizoCraft SMP: Discord Edition

boardroom18, Chat Room, coping strategies, Discord, Edition, Join, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health chat, mental health community, mental health discussion, mental health forum, mental health help, mental health network, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental illness, Online Community, SchizoCraft, schizophrenia, smp, support group, Therapy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mines Excavated:	2175	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately get thrown into a game of Minecraft Hunger Games, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks. Or how about joining our weekly llama race, where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot filled with enchanted goodies?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our infamous Piggyback Piggyback Race, where players must carry a pig on their back while navigating a treacherous obstacle course.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself at JOIN JOIN JOIN.gg/boardroom18! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a fun ride)!

MommyMinecraftDaycare

Babysitting, Boundaries, child support, childcare, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, custody agreement, disagreement, ex-partner, family dynamics, financial matters, MommyMinecraftDaycare, money issues, parenting, parenting decisions, relationship issues, shared custody, single parent, work from home

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mines Excavated:	4099	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody agreement? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of co-parenting with your ex’s new boyfriend, Jesse.

Experience the thrill of not knowing if Jesse can drive, give your kid a bath, or even show up on time. Will he be worth the $28 an hour like your current sitter? Probably not, but hey, at least you’ll have some entertaining stories to tell in the chat.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some heated arguments and accusations as you try to navigate the murky waters of co-parenting with your ex. Will you be able to come to a compromise where your ex gets paid to watch her own kid? Only time will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera, join us now! Just remember to leave your ex drama at the door, or at least until November.

BlockyLoveDisconnect

abusive behavior, addiction problems, BlockyLoveDisconnect, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, deal breaker, different values, dishonesty, incompatible lifestyles, Infidelity, lack of ambition, lack of compromise, lack of effort, lack of emotional support, lack of intimacy, lack of respect, red flags, relationship, toxic dynamics, trust issues

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of Minecraft servers that are as boring as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relationship tester! If you can survive the chaos and madness of our server, then you can survive anything with your partner. From lava-filled parkour courses to battling giant mutant chickens, this server will push your relationship to the limit. So come join us if you dare, and see if your love can withstand the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

HubbyRightsCraft

Backlash, consent, controversy, culture, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, HubbyRightsCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, marital rape, Marriage, marriage rights, Philippines, public opinion, relationships, Senator, sexual rights, social norms, society, traditional beliefs, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	771
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, there’s this one time this senator in the philippines was all like “do husbands have sexual rights?” and everyone was like WHAAAT?! so we decided to make a minecraft server where there’s no such thing as sexual rights, only building rights! come join us and build the most epic castles and pixel art you’ve ever seen! plus, we have a secret underground club where we throw wild parties with virtual cake and dancing creepers. it’s lit, fam. join now before the senator finds out and tries to shut us down!

CuddleCritterCraft

animal lovers, Animals, CuddleCritterCraft, cuddly, cuddly toys, dangerous creatures, Earth, educational toys, Endangered species, Fun, Gift ideas, imaginative play, learning, parenting, Playtime, plush toys, Safety, stuffed animals, toddlers, toddlers toys, wildlife

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

come join us on dis wild minecraft server where we give toddlers cuddly versions of earth’s most dangerous creatures. imagine having a pet creeper dat you can snuggle with at night, or a cute little enderman dat follows you around and helps you mine diamonds.

we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. you can challenge them to a race and if you win, you get a golden egg dat grants you three wishes.

but be careful, there’s a rumor dat a group of evil villagers have teamed up with the skeletons to take over the server. you must gather your army of cuddly creatures and defeat them in an epic battle to save the day.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on dis crazy server and experience the most outrageous adventures in minecraft history. but remember, only da bravest and craziest players can survive in our world.