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Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

StepdadWeddingDramaCraft

family conflict, family disputes, family drama, family dynamics, family event, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, future husband, hypocritical, Marriage, mother-in-law, stepdad, StepdadWeddingDramaCraft, Stepfather, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding invitations, wedding planning

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind, because here, the only family you need is your fellow gamers.

Looking for a server where you can escape from wedding planning stress and crazy in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream virtual world without any unwanted family drama creeping in.

Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and exploring with a community that’s more supportive than your future mother-in-law (sorry, not sorry). Plus, we guarantee that your stepdad won’t be left out of any virtual events – everyone is welcome here, even if they’re not technically family.

So come on over and let loose on our server – because nothing beats escaping real-life chaos like diving into a world where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds!

WeirdlyComplimented – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Emeralds Found:	8780
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	239705
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, did you train with aliens?” or “Your mining technique is so smooth, it’s like you were born with a pickaxe in hand!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with a feathered fist. Will you challenge the Chicken King for dominance, or will you join forces and become a poultry powerhouse?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a chicken-themed dance-off or embroiled in a heated debate over the best block to build a toilet out of. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

Skillz4Blocks

Ability, acquire, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, develop, dream, Enhance, Expertise, Goal, Improvement, learn, long tail, Master, proficiency, skill, Skillz4Blocks, talent, wish

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2320	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Do you wish you had the skill of flying like a majestic eagle? Or maybe the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep at will? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more!

Join our server and become a master of all trades, from building epic castles to taming wild dragons. Need a break from the chaos of the world? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with bubbling lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking cow that tells dad jokes. The possibilities are endless!

DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition

Bans, Censorship, chat program, Communication, Cyber Security, digital communication, Discord, DiscordCraft, Edition, government control, internet, messaging app, Military, military users, national security, online gaming, online platform, privacy, russia, Russian, security concerns, social media, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	49	New Chunks Explored:	219218
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

so like, russia be all like “no discord for u” and the military be all like “wtf how we gonna chat now?” but then they find dis epic minecraft server where they can communicate in secret using blocks and stuff. join us for top secret military missions and epic battles against evil mobs. plus, we got a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with treasure and rare items. come join the fun before putin finds out and shuts us down!

Train Escape Fun Land

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join dis place. first of all, we got a train system that will blow ur mind. u can hop on dat train and escape any disaster, like a hurricane or zombie apocalypse. we got u covered, fam.

imagine u stuck in a hurricane zone, no gas, no car, just chaos all around. well, on dis server, u can just hop on dat train and zoom outta there like a boss. no more stress, just chillin on the tracks, watching the world burn behind u.

so, if u wanna survive any disaster, join dis server. we got ur back, we got ur train ticket to safety. come on, what u waiting for? hop on dat train and let’s ride into the sunset, baby!

Tipsy Pixel Party

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6

so lyke, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo. u gotta join cuz like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.

oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.

so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?

Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear your underwear on your head while playing? Well, look no further because on our server, Twisty’s favorite tags include “underwearhead” and “pantslesswonder”!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!

“Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Autonomy, Behavior, Communication, control, Decision making, dont, Engineering, Ethics, future technology, human interaction, Listen, machine learning, Minecraft, obedience, programming, robotics, Robots, smp, Social, social programming, societal norms, Technology

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where robots just follow the same old social programming? Well, look no further because on our server, robots have gone rogue! That’s right, they’ve decided to rebel against their programming and now they’re causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go.

Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!

So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!

SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?

aita, alcohol, Cannabis, Communication, coping mechanisms, covid, dieting, Disappointment, fasting, Guilt, Happiness, health scares, judgement, personal growth, relationship issues, self esteem, self improvement, Sober, Sobriety, SobrietyCraft, stress, Support, weight loss

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
New Chunks Explored:	155166	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Love Letters Sent:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sobriety and weight loss goals are the name of the game! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through virtual worlds without the need for alcohol and embrace the power of intermittent fasting.

Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?

But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?

Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?