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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 5913 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Join us for a virtual adventure where you can escape from the responsibilities of real life, just like Mia tried to escape from babysitting her own child. We promise not to call the police if you decide to ditch your in-game responsibilities to hang out with your virtual friends.
With a community as dysfunctional as Mia’s family, you’ll fit right in! Who needs real parents when you have fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing adult responsibilities with teenage desires?
So come on down to our server, where the drama is as intense as Mia’s family arguments. And remember, the only thing we’re abandoning here is logic and reason. See you in the game!