89squad Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

””Easy Peasy Minecraft SMP”’

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. It’s that easy.

BlockBuddies SMP

aromatherapy, BlockBuddies, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, Emotional support, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, positive thinking, Relaxation, self compassion, self reflection, self-care, smp, stress relief, taking a walk, talking to a friend

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magic Items Found:	6020
Potions Brewed:	137	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground roller coaster that only works when you’re having a bad day! Just hop on, scream your heart out, and watch all your worries disappear as you zoom through the caves at breakneck speeds. Plus, rumor has it that the roller coaster is haunted by a friendly ghost who will tell you jokes to cheer you up. So come join us and let the laughter and thrills wash away all your troubles!

Blocktopia: Mine Your Own Business

advice, blocktopia, Business, growth mindset., hindsight, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life journey, life lessons, life lessons learned, life reflections, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, wisdom

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Have you ever wished you could turn back time and give your past self some epic advice? Well, on our Minecraft server, we offer a time-traveling feature that allows you to go back and give yourself the best advice ever! Imagine telling your past self to invest in diamond blocks or to build a secret underground base filled with cake. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of feathers and commands an army of clucking soldiers. Join our server and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off or a chicken jousting tournament. Who knows, you might even become the next heir to the throne!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with time-traveling shenanigans and poultry royalty. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Celeb Server

Before Sunrise, celeb, Celeb Thread, Celebrities, Conversations, Crafty, cult classic, Edition, ethan hawke, european cinema, film, Hollywood, indie film, Julie Delpy, love story, Movie, relationship, Rodrigo, romance, Server, sunrise, travel, vienna

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition is here to shake things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by Rodrigo, a mysterious figure who only appears before sunrise. Legend has it that he can build entire cities in a single night and his creations are so epic that they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. But be warned, getting in is no easy task. You must solve a series of riddles and defeat a dragon in a dance-off to gain access.

3. Our community is like no other. We have players from all corners of the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. You never know who you might run into while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

2000 years later and no answer Minecraft SMP

2000 years later, ancient puzzles, Ancient Riddles, Ancient Secrets, answer, historical conundrums, historical enigmas, Historical Mysteries, historical puzzles, historical queries, historical uncertainties, historical unknowns, Minecraft, No Answer, smp, unanswered history, unanswered inquiries, unanswered mysteries, unanswered questions, unresolved history, Years

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic place to be! Picture this: 2000 years have passed since the server was created and no one has been able to solve the mystery of why there are giant chickens roaming the land. Some say they are the guardians of hidden treasure, while others believe they are just really lost turkeys. Join us on this wild adventure as we try to uncover the truth behind these feathered behemoths and maybe even tame one as a trusty steed! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chicken-chasing shenanigans begin!

LandlordCraft Minecraft Server

cheques, college, Communication, dynamic, Financial, Friends, income, Inheritance, LANDLORD, LandlordCraft, mail, Minecraft, Mortgage, ownership, Portfolio, real estate, Rent, roommates, Secrets, Server, surnames, TAXES

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5534	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest real estate dreams! Imagine owning multiple houses and renting them out for extra income, just like our lucky player here. But wait, there’s a twist – you might have sneaky roommates who uncover your secret ownership and demand free rent! Will you be able to navigate the tricky real estate laws and crazy roommate drama? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate house-flipping adventure, complete with mail snooping and epic rent showdowns. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

WeddingDramaCraft

Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, emotions, Fiance, friendship, grudge, internet buddies, long distance friendship, love, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, online gaming, relationships, Respect, Wedding, WeddingDramaCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mines Excavated:	3814	Ores Mined:	7663
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion! Join us for a chance to experience the most intense virtual friendships and rivalries that will make your real life drama seem like child’s play.

Looking for a best man for your Minecraft wedding? Look no further, because we have a whole community of players ready to stand by your side, even if your significant other doesn’t approve. Who needs a real-life best friend when you have a loyal online buddy who will help you through all your virtual battles and relationship woes?

Join us on this server where friendships are tested, love triangles are formed, and alliances are broken all in the name of fun and adventure. Who needs a honeymoon in Japan when you can have a virtual honeymoon in the land of blocks and pixels?

So, are you ready to dive into a world where friendships are forged through fire and lava, and where love is as complicated as a redstone contraption? Join us now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible!

Blocky Wisdom

blocky, daily reminders, empowerment, encouragement, guidance, inner peace, inspiration, introspection, life lessons, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, philosophy, positive affirmations, quotes, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5692
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

“Join our Minecraft server and live by the words ‘Dig, build, and troll!’ We have a secret underground city where players can only communicate in emojis. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to unleash your inner troll, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!”

FloodCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, climate change, disaster preparedness, disaster relief, emergency response, extreme weather, flood damage, flood victims, flood warning, FloodCraft, Flooding, Floods, heavy rainfall, Ishikawa, Ishikawa floods, Japan, Japan floods, Minecraft, natural disaster, record rain, Server, Tragedy, weather

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Void Gems Collected:	39
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only floods you’ll see are the tears of our enemies when we wreck them in pvp! we’ve got more action than a kung fu movie marathon and more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party. plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that will last longer than a diamond pickaxe!

CraftyCommies: New Cold War

aggression, Asia, cold, cold war, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, donald trump, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, military alliances, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, Politics, Propaganda, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, US, War

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	223	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we blame US for starting new cold war in asia with military alliances. build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies! team up with kim jong un and take over the world! who needs peace when you can have explosions and chaos?! come join the madness now!