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UpgradeOrganMinecraftSMP
Advanced, biology, Body, body modification, enhanced capabilities, Enhancement, futuristic, health, Improvement, innovation, Medical, Organ, Possibilities, Potential, Science, Technology, transformation, Upgrade, upgradeable, upgradeable organ, UpgradeOrganMinecraftSMPYo, listen up you absolute legends! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, bro. We got custom plugins that let you upgrade one organ in your body, like what even is that?! Imagine having a super-powered liver that can process potions faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Or how about a brain that can calculate the perfect creeper explosion trajectory? Insane, right?But wait, there’s more! We have legendary events like the Great Sheep Olympics where you have to shear as many sheep as you can in 60 seconds while avoiding angry llamas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base building competition where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your upgraded organ). Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
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RedstoneKGBinDC
AMERICANS, BETRAYAL, cold war, Defeat, Democracy, Disappointment, emotions, Espionage, foreign policy, Global influence, Government, History, international relations, KGB agent, Oval Office, Politics, power, Presidency, RedstoneKGBinDC, soviet union, united statesHey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of losing in the Cold War and having a KGB-agent in the Oval Office? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Join us and fight against the forces of communism in epic battles that will have you feeling like a true American hero. Build your own capitalist empire and show those commies who’s boss! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret group of bald eagles who are always watching over us. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again! -
CraftyZelenskyUS
Congress, CraftyZelenskyUS, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Impeachment, impeachment inquiry, international relations, investigation, phone call, Politics, president trump, President Zelensky, salvageable, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine scandal, united states, US relations, Whistleblower, White House clash, Zelenskyso, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep everywhere. and get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with all the mobs dancing to funky beats? it’s lit, fam.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with a flick of his wand. true story, bro.
come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.