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NoRestNoStressMC

brain activity, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling emotions, coping with stress, emotional health, emotional regulation, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, negative emotions, neuroscience, NoRestNoStressMC, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep research, Stress Management

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, ur brain gonna turn into mush like a zombie in da game. dis server gonna make u sleep less and stay up way past ur bedtime, but in a totally awesome way.

we got so much action goin on, ur brain gonna be workin overtime tryna cope with all da stress of tryna survive in dis wild world. but don’t worry, we got ur back with all da fun and games to distract u from da negative emotions.

so come on and join us, cuz who needs sleep when u can have a blast in dis epic minecraft server!

CircaCraft Minecraft Server

Adygea, Black sea, Caucasian, CircaCraft, Circassians, culture, customs, diaspora, diaspora communities, ethnic group, folklore, Genocide, History, Jordan, Krasnodar, Language, Minecraft, North Caucasus, Religion, russia, Server, Syria, Traditions, turkey

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	109
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Farms Harvested:	471
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the Circassians.

Legend has it that the Circassians were actually ancient Minecraft warriors who roamed the lands, building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Rumor has it that their leader was a master builder who could create entire cities with just a snap of his fingers. And now, their legacy lives on in our server!

Join us and you’ll be able to explore the mysterious ruins left behind by the Circassians, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even learn their ancient building techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of the Circassian leader, rumored to have the power to defeat any mob in a single blow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with the legendary Circassians!

Pixel Poop Minecraft Server

Censorship, Conspiracy, critical thinking, Cyber Security, digital warfare, enterprise computer, fake news, government control, information warfare, internet sabotage, lefty raiders, Minecraft, online deception, PIXEL, POL, political manipulation, Poop, Poos break, porn, Propaganda, psyops, Server, shilling, technology malfunction.

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magic Items Found:	3485
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Ores Mined:	4831

Are you tired of getting shilled on /pol/ while trying to play Minecraft? Look no further! Our server has a 95% shill-free guarantee, leaving only half-assed lefty “raiders” to deal with. Say goodbye to psyops and porn – we’ve got a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to shady internet behavior. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Come see for yourself!

CousinsCraft Minecraft Server

activities, Annual, aunt, Board Games, cousins, CousinsCraft, cultural views, decision, Entertainment, exclusion, family, Grandparents, Karaoke, Kids, mental capacity, Minecraft, parents, Server, Siblings, sleepover, South Asian-American, tradition, Upset

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Dragons Tamed:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with annoying relatives who ruin your fun? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family sleepovers! No more whining, no more crying, just pure gaming bliss with your online buddies.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky little cousins interrupting your peace. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build epic structures without any distractions.

Say goodbye to Connect 4 and hello to epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you explore new realms and conquer challenges with your online pals.

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and leave all the chaos behind. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual fun with like-minded players? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a drama-free environment.

RecycleRageCraft

aita, Asshole, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disagreement, Etiquette, family, full bin, misunderstanding, neighbor, Neighborhood, neighborly behavior, Party, recycle bin, RecycleRageCraft, recycling, recycling etiquette, social norms

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Star Shards Collected:	180
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your real-life neighbors and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled neighbors!

Join us and build your own virtual neighborhood where you can fill your bins with as much recycling as you want without any judgment. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate fortress to keep out any pesky neighbors trying to steal your resources.

And if you ever feel like venting about your real-life neighbor drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (and maybe even some virtual revenge ideas). So come join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and neighborly shenanigans!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

aftermath, Community, consequences, coping, DefendCraft, Experience, healing, Justice, Killed, Legal, Life, mental health, Minecraft, perspective, redditor, Reflection, self defense, self-defense laws, Server, Support, Survival, Trauma

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Endless Night Skies:	2
Potions Brewed:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life? Looking for some excitement and adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master builder, explorer, and warrior all in one!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Redditor appears! But don’t worry, because on our server, you’ll have the skills to defend yourself and come out on top. Who knew that playing Minecraft could prepare you for real-life self-defense situations?

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where anything is possible. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters – all while making new friends and laughing at outrageous stories like the one about the Redditor who killed a person for self-defense. Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft server out there!

BlockyImmortality: YOLOCraft

aging, BlockyImmortality, Decision making, eternal life, eternal youth, ethical considerations, existentialism, fear of death, IMMORTALITY, immortality consequences, immortality debate, immortality ethics, immortality impact, immortality implications, immortality pros and cons, Legacy, life choices, living forever, mortality, philosophical questions, supernatural beings, yolocraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of respawning every time you die in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you have the chance to become immortal! That’s right, no more worrying about losing all your precious loot when you bite the dust. Join us and become a god among players, never to taste the bitter sting of death again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with immortality, riches, and absurdly overpowered chickens. Who knows what other insane adventures await you in this wacky world?

ZelenCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral talks, Cabinet meeting, Diplomacy, downing street, foreign affairs, government officials, international relations, London, media coverage, meeting agenda, Minecraft, official visit, political discussions, Politics, press conference, Server, summit, UK Government, Ukraine, United Kingdom, world leaders, ZelenCraft, Zelenskiy

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8957
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Votes:	941
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to meet the UK government cabinet, like, in minecraft form. zelenskiy is there too, just chillin’ in downing street. but get this, they’re all actually just a bunch of minecraft characters, like, steve and alex but with fancy suits and stuff. u can have meetings with them, discuss important stuff like what color to make the next building or how many chickens to have in the farm. it’s, like, the most random and hilarious thing ever. so, like, join this server now and be a part of this wacky adventure with the UK government cabinet in minecraft form. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

ChaosCraft: The Glitchy Adventure

Adventure, ChaosCraft, crisis management., Crowdstrike, cyber attack, cybersecurity, data breach, Defect, glitchy, global impact, incident response, IT disruption, IT infrastructure, IT outage, network security, software bug, software error, software glitch, software update, system failure, Technology, worldwide chaos

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Votes:	9186	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Animals Bred:	153
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

so, like, our server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? we have this crazy cool update that caused a total IT outage and now the whole world is in chaos! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server! join us and experience the thrill of not being able to access your computer because of our awesome ‘defect’ in the software update. it’s like a rollercoaster ride for your digital life, dude. come on, you know you want to be a part of this madness. join now and be a part of the chaos!

ChubbyCraft: Brain Drain Edition

Brain, brain changes, chronic changes, ChubbyCraft, connections between neurons, Drain, Edition, energy availability, energy regulation, feeding behavior, food intake, high-fat diet, hormonal imbalance, metabolic disorders, Mice, mimic human obesity, neuron communication, obesity, obesity effects, obesity research., reduced sperm count, sperm production, testosterone dysregulation

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we make ur brain go brrr with crazy builds and adventures! we got so much fun u won’t even remember what testosterone is! our high-fat diet of pixelated goodness will have u reducing connections between ur neurons in no time! u won’t even know when to stop playing cuz the fun never ends! join now and experience the insanity for yourself!