80th birthday Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CakeAtMidnight80

80th birthday, additional money, Alta, anger, Apology, bad mojo, bride’s dad, brother, Cake, CakeAtMidnight80, Conflict, dad, dream wedding, family, fiancée, Grandma, internet, midnight, SIL from hell, tradition, update, Wedding

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, secret emails, and wedding cancellations.

Witness the epic saga of a bridezilla who wanted a $7000 flower package, a dad who spilled the beans about wedding finances, and a brother caught in the middle of it all. Will love conquer all, or will the wedding be called off for good?

But don’t worry, amidst all the chaos, there’s still time for Grandma’s birthday bash! Join us as we navigate through family drama, broken hearts, and ultimately, finding the true meaning of love and support.

So why wait? Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions and unforgettable moments! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest?

PeeveCraft

annoying habits, biggest annoyances, biggest dislikes, biggest frustrations, biggest grievances, biggest irritations, biggest pet peeve, frustrating actions, irritating behaviors, irritating situations, PeeveCraft, personal annoyances, Pet Peeves, things that annoy me, things that bother me, things that bug me, things that drive me crazy, things that get on my nerves, things that infuriate me, things that irk me, things that rub me the wrong way

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6817
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as obsessed with mining and crafting as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your biggest pet peeves in the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake!

RocketDroneWarsMC

Advanced weaponry, aerial attacks, air bases, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, international relations, long range drone, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, missile strike, national security, Palianytsia rocket drone, precision strike, RocketDroneWarsMC, russia, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mines Excavated:	1526
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?? WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR EPIC WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT DIAMOND TREES AND RAINBOW SHEEP THAT POOP OUT GOLD BARS!

WE EVEN HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAID VILLAGERS SELL MAGIC POTIONS MADE FROM WITCHES’ TOENAILS!

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND CHICKENS RULE THE WORLD!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH LAUGHS, ADVENTURE, AND LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS! #BESTSERVEREVER”

USB Bandits

advanced security measures, bandits, combination, Cracking, crime, cyber, data, Digital, ENCRYPTION, Future, HACKING, INFORMATION, Protection, random words, robbers, Safe, SECURITY, Technology, theft, thieves, usb

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

yo, u ever wanted to be a futuristic robber? well dis server is da place for u! instead of crackin safes, u be crackin a set of 12-24 random words on a USB! imagine da thrill of sneakin around, tryna steal dem precious words to unlock da ultimate treasure! join now and be da master thief of da future!

GlacierWaveCraft2023

100m-tall waves, 10km stretch, 50-100m, 60M, exceeding 200m, GlacierWaveCraft2023, megatsunamis, melting glaciers, peak height, rockmass, rugby stadium, Slope

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7162
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing melting is your brain from all the crazy fun you’ll be having! We’ve got megatsunamis with 100m-tall waves that’ll make you scream “WOOO” as you ride them like a boss.

On September 16, 2023, a rockmass the size of a freakin’ rugby stadium detached and fell like a clumsy noob down a slope. The resulting megatsunami had a peak height of over 200m, taller than a giant zombie trying to dunk a basketball. It was as tall as 60m along a 10km stretch, making it the most insane ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ride the waves of destruction like a pro. Just remember to bring your floaties and a sense of humor, ’cause things are about to get wild, yo!

Travel the Minecraft world in style with the Global SMP, now with added Java 1.21 flavor!

ADDED, Builder, buttery-smooth, Casual, Community, Datapack, Discord, District, Experience, Explorer, flavor, games, Global, IMPROVEMENTS, java, Minecraft, Performance, Purpur, Qol, rules, shopping, smp, Style, Suggestions, travel, Vanilla, world

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1086
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Global SMP Minecraft Server

Hello! We are an 18+ vanilla Java Minecraft server that strives to create the best SMP experience. Whether you are a builder, explorer, or casual Minecraft enjoyer, we welcome all players. Build a base in the vast world of Minecraft, go on a shopping spree in the shopping district, and participate in games with other members. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do (except for griefing…)

You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions! Life can be stressful, but Global SMP is your getaway from the real world – without the hassle of travel!

If you are interested in joining us, please join our discord read the rules and then click apply-here!

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FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age to play on the server?	Players must be 18 years or older to join.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	Griefing is not allowed, but other than that, players are free to play as they wish.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	We use some minor datapack QOL improvements and Purpur for performance, but it is mostly vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord, read the rules, and then follow the application process.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community.

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

2D Hentai Games, dlsite, H-Action Games, hentai rpg, IPFS Edition, japanese games, linux, Machine Translation, Minecraft, Newcomers Guide, Nifty translation tool, Page 10., PixelPleasure, RGSS Decrypter, RJ Code, RJ Gallery, RPG Maker RTP, rpgmaker, Server, VH FAQ, Violated Heroine, visual novels

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6702
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3475	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the slutty vanilla elf edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our elves are so slutty that they make the Ender Dragon blush. You won’t find a more scandalous group of elves anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

2. The pastebins are so spicy, you’ll need a fire resistance potion just to read them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue of our server.

3. We have a machine translation tool that will make you question reality. Who needs accurate translations when you can have hilarious mistranslations instead?

4. Our RPG Maker games will have you questioning your sanity. Get ready for a wild ride through a world of pixelated madness.

5. And don’t even get me started on the RJ Code Quicklink Script. It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make you feel like you’re hacking into the Matrix.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the elves are slutty, the translations are wacky, and the RPG Maker games will blow your mind. Just make sure to wait for page 10 before making a new thread – we have standards, you know.

ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP

#youtube, Bitcoin, COLD STORAGE, COLD WALLET, ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, exchanges, finance, FINANCIAL PROTECTION, hacked, HACKING, investing, not safe, online investments, online safety, online transactions, personal security, Scams, SECURITY

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Votes:	4423

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of getting hacked on those sketchy exchanges? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade diamonds instead of crypto! That’s right, no more worrying about getting hacked and losing all your hard-earned loot. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry creepers. Will you risk it all for the chance to strike it rich? Join now and let the chaos begin! #DiamondsOverCrypto #SMPAdventure

BoysOnly Minecraft Server

#boysonly, aita, baby boy, baby clothes, baby gender, baby girl, baby shopping, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, gender bias, gender disappointment, gender expectations, gender preference, Gender Reveal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and outrageous fun!

Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft baby gender reveal party! Will it be a boy or a girl? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – there will be fireworks, confetti, and maybe even a surprise appearance from a baby zombie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like this story of a husband who only wants a boy baby and threatens to leave if it’s a girl. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now! Who knows what other shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way.

AdoptedAndLovingIt

AdoptedAndLovingIt, adoption, advocacy, anger, anger management, bi weekly visits, clingy behavior, CPS, family dynamics, foster care, foster parents, intrusive behavior, parental figures, personal space, regret, running away, separation, Siblings, social workers, stress

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	216
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics just like our player did with their siblings and social workers.

With mandatory bi-weekly visits from social workers and the constant drama of being separated from your siblings, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, you can even adopt new parents just like our player did – who needs a boring old family when you can have a Minecraft family instead?

So come on over and join the chaos – because who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions and drama instead? See you in the game, and remember – family drama makes for the best Minecraft adventures!

LovinCraft SMP: Partner Pranks & Builds

Affection, appreciation, Bonding, Builds, Caring, Connection, expressions of love, gestures of love, Happiness, Intimacy, joy, Kindness, love, LovinCraft, partner, pranks, relationship, romance, showing love, small gestures, smp, special moments, Support, thoughtful

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and not having anyone to share your diamond loot with? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you and your partner to embark on epic adventures together!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a base with your loved one, fighting off creepers side by side, and even going on romantic mining dates in the depths of the Nether. Who needs couple’s therapy when you can bond over crafting enchanted gear and battling the Ender Dragon together?

Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner build a heart-shaped house, you’ll unlock a secret chest filled with rare loot and a pet panda that will follow you around and give you relationship advice. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and show the world that love truly conquers all, even in the world of Minecraft!