#80sneverdie Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

arrest, Beautician, cocaine, CocaineCraft, court case, crime, criminal charges, criminal investigation, criminal justice, drug possession, drug smuggling, drug trafficking, drug trafficking ring, illegal activity, international crime, Legal, prison sentence, SMUGGLING, uk, US jail, Yorkshire, YorkshireBeautyJailTime

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

Cake Party Time!

adulting, birthday cake, birthday tradition, Cake, cake anytime, cake cravings, cake for no reason, cake indulgence, cake lover, celebration, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, guilty pleasure, Happiness, indulgence, just because, Party, self-care, special occasion, sweet tooth, Time, treat yourself

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Potions Brewed:	155	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2

come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

Eternity BCG

battle, Catching, Cobblemon, Community, Custom, Earth, Economy, Endless, Entertainment, Exploration, game modes, gaming experience, MCMMO, pixelated, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemon, Sandbox, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Training, Unique, virtual world

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

eternity.mc.gg

Cuz We Did SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Cuz We Did SMP, Economy, Guns, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, PvP, Skills, Survival, survival server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8003
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

cuzwedid.xyz

Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

Adventurer, age, Character building, character creation, circus, Community, criminal, Discord, Economy, firefighter, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, journalist, Mayor, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, paramedic, police officer, Requirements, restaurants, Roleplay, Seasons, Vaudeville, Whitelist

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Void Armor Forged:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Farms Harvested:	589
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, Confirmed, Eiichiro Oda, Fish-man District, Fish-Man Island, Fish-man Karate, Fish-men, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, merfolk, Minecraft, new episodes, one piece, remake, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Underwater, underwater world, upcoming season

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

action-packed, Anime, Character development, emotional, Epic battles, fan favorite, great season, growth, impressive animation, INTENSE, long awaited, memorable, mha, Minecraft, never talk bad, NeverTalkBadAboutMHAAgain, powerful moments, Redemption, satisfying, smp, surprising twists, Thrilling, top-tier entertainment

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5360	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Eating disorders, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, family trauma, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental support, ParentalPwnage, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling illness, sibling support, toxic family dynamics, trust issues

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crops Grown:	3543
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Players Killed by Monsters:	3632	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

NoLoansNoProblems

cautious, Colleague, comfort level, cosign, dave ramsey, DEBT, financial decision, financial responsibility, Financial Security, government sector, loan, loan assistance, loan cosigner, loan guilt, loan refusal, loan rejection, NoLoansNoProblems, personal loan, PLATONIC, Trust, working relationship

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

Ancient Art, artisan, artisanal, Craft, Craftsmanship, CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP, creativity, culture, Dedication, Expertise, Handmade, heritage, History, learning, Master, Passion, Practice, skill, talent, Technique, tradition

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.