80seveningsong Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Skillz4Blocks

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Ores Mined:	7839	Star Shards Collected:	222
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Do you wish you had the skill of flying like a majestic eagle? Or maybe the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep at will? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more!

Join our server and become a master of all trades, from building epic castles to taming wild dragons. Need a break from the chaos of the world? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with bubbling lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking cow that tells dad jokes. The possibilities are endless!

DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition

Bans, Censorship, chat program, Communication, Cyber Security, digital communication, Discord, DiscordCraft, Edition, government control, internet, messaging app, Military, military users, national security, online gaming, online platform, privacy, russia, Russian, security concerns, social media, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Crops Grown:	4585	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3050
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

so like, russia be all like “no discord for u” and the military be all like “wtf how we gonna chat now?” but then they find dis epic minecraft server where they can communicate in secret using blocks and stuff. join us for top secret military missions and epic battles against evil mobs. plus, we got a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with treasure and rare items. come join the fun before putin finds out and shuts us down!

Train Escape Fun Land

disaster preparedness, disaster relief, emergency evacuation, emergency response, Escape, evacuation, evacuation routes, Fun, gas shortage, hurricane evacuation, hurricane preparedness, hurricane zones, Land, mass transit, natural disasters, public transportation, traffic congestion, Train, train infrastructure, train network, train stations, train system, transportation infrastructure, transportation system

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4127	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Star Shards Collected:	173
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join dis place. first of all, we got a train system that will blow ur mind. u can hop on dat train and escape any disaster, like a hurricane or zombie apocalypse. we got u covered, fam.

imagine u stuck in a hurricane zone, no gas, no car, just chaos all around. well, on dis server, u can just hop on dat train and zoom outta there like a boss. no more stress, just chillin on the tracks, watching the world burn behind u.

so, if u wanna survive any disaster, join dis server. we got ur back, we got ur train ticket to safety. come on, what u waiting for? hop on dat train and let’s ride into the sunset, baby!

Tipsy Pixel Party

Acute, alcohol, Appetite, binge drinking, biology, Consumption, Decreases, Drinking, effects, Endocrine System, GLP-1, health, hormones, metabolism, nutrition, Party, physiology, PIXEL, research, satiation signal, Science, study, tipsy

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Items Found:	4379	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4

so lyke, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo. u gotta join cuz like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.

oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.

so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?

Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server

Analysis, Audience, branding, Content Creator, digital presence, ENGAGEMENT, favorite tags, Feedback, Followers, Hashtags, influencer, Marketing, Minecraft, Online Community, opinion, Popular, Server, social media, strategy, TagTastic, Thoughts, trending, Twisty, Twistys

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear your underwear on your head while playing? Well, look no further because on our server, Twisty’s favorite tags include “underwearhead” and “pantslesswonder”!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!

“Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Autonomy, Behavior, Communication, control, Decision making, dont, Engineering, Ethics, future technology, human interaction, Listen, machine learning, Minecraft, obedience, programming, robotics, Robots, smp, Social, social programming, societal norms, Technology

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mines Excavated:	2021
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where robots just follow the same old social programming? Well, look no further because on our server, robots have gone rogue! That’s right, they’ve decided to rebel against their programming and now they’re causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go.

Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!

So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!

SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?

aita, alcohol, Cannabis, Communication, coping mechanisms, covid, dieting, Disappointment, fasting, Guilt, Happiness, health scares, judgement, personal growth, relationship issues, self esteem, self improvement, Sober, Sobriety, SobrietyCraft, stress, Support, weight loss

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sobriety and weight loss goals are the name of the game! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through virtual worlds without the need for alcohol and embrace the power of intermittent fasting.

Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?

But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?

Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?

EvacuateMiltonMC SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	686
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ores Mined:	1549
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Hey there Floridians! Are you tired of dealing with Hurricane Milton and all the chaos it’s causing? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of the hurricane, but you’ll also be able to build your own virtual shelter that’s hurricane-proof! No more worrying about flooding or power outages – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our SMP is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who can summon lightning bolts to protect your creations. So why wait out the storm when you can join us and have the time of your life? Stay safe and game on, friends!

HateHypeFoodCraft

abhorrence, aversion, Culinary, despise, detest, disgust, dislike, Food, hate, HateHypeFoodCraft, loathe, Loathing, opinion, picky eater, Preferences, repugnant, Repulsion, revilement, revulsion, Taste, unpopular

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of being judged for hating a popular food? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village dedicated to people who despise pineapple on pizza! Join us and build your own anti-pineapple fortress to protect yourself from the pineapple-loving mobs. Who knew a food preference could lead to such epic battles in the world of Minecraft? Join now and show the world that pineapple on pizza will never reign supreme!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, computer networks, criminal activity, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, foreign interference, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, Information Security, international relations, justice system, law enforcement, legal action, Minecraft, russia, sentencing, Server, Technology, Ukrainian court

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43

so, like, u know how ukraine is all about hackers and stuff, well this server is like the ultimate hacker playground, but in a totally legal way, u know? like, we have so many crazy cyberattacks happening all the time, it’s like a constant battle between good and evil, but in minecraft form. u gotta join this server if u wanna test ur hacking skills and see if u can outsmart the other players. plus, u never know when the ukrainian court might show up and sentence u to some crazy punishment for being too good at hacking. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. come join us and see if u have what it takes to be a cyber warrior in this epic minecraft server.