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MineCrafty Magic Server

controlling emotions, discipline, emotional intelligence, emotional trading, fear of missing out, financial decision-making, Financial Planning, Greed, investment strategy, Long-term goals, Magic, market trends, market volatility, minecrafty, moonshot mentality, profit, risk management, self-control, SELLING, Server, strategic selling, trading psychology, wealth management

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Are you tired of being a responsible trader and actually taking profits when you’re in the green? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you greedy cunts out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto your profits even when it looks like the market is going to the moon! Who needs financial security when you can have the rush of potentially losing it all in one fell swoop?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner greedy cunt – we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). See you on the flip side, you money-hungry maniacs!

MomCraft: No Support Edition

career, Childhood, Edition, family, high paying job, mental health, mental struggles, MomCraft, MONEY, Mother, neglect, neglected, old age, poor family, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, responsibilities, Siblings, single mother, Support, Vacations

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1182
Dragon Eggs Found:	8713	Villages Defended:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Animals Bred:	183
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45

Are you tired of feeling neglected and unappreciated like this poor 25F from the USA? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can finally feel like the “golden” kid you always wanted to be. No more feeling rejected by your family – here, you are the star of the show! And don’t worry about your mom taking your hard-earned money, because on our server, you can earn virtual riches without anyone stealing from you.

Plus, when it comes to taking care of your mom in old age, you can just build her a virtual mansion and call it a day. No need to deal with the real-life pressure of family expectations – just focus on having fun and building your dream world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so much fun?

CowNaming Minecraft Server

agriculture, animal, bovine, cattle, cow, CowNaming, cute names, dairy, farm animal, Farming, funny names, Homestead, Livestock, livestock naming, milk, Minecraft, Moo, name.., Naming, pet, Ranch, Server, unique names

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Potions Brewed:	34
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is naming your cow “Moo Moo”? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your cow something out of this world like “Sir Loin” or “Bessie McBeefington”! Join us for a wild ride of cow-naming shenanigans and see who can come up with the most ridiculous name for their bovine buddy. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow named “Daisy the Destroyer” wreak havoc on the virtual farm. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the cow-naming madness begin!

FlawedButFab

acceptance, attraction, beauty, body image, compliments, emotional connection, FlawedButFab, flaws, imperfections, Insecurity, love, partner, Personality, physical appearance, Positive reinforcement, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, self-confidence, Support, Unique

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Animals Bred:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Are you tired of your partner constantly complaining about their flaws? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky! Join us and show off that wonky pixelated face your partner hates but you secretly adore. Who needs perfect symmetry when you can have a face only a creeper could love? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more attracted to imperfections, so get ready to mine in style!

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutins, Czech prime minister, czech republic, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Peace Mission, political tensions, putin, russia, Server, Viktor Orbán, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well do we have the server for you! join us on a wild adventure filled with crazy missions and wacky characters!

our server is so epic, even Orbán’s ‘peace mission’ can’t compete! we’ve got explosions, flying pigs, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

the Czech prime minister is obsessed with our server, he can’t stop playing! he says it’s the only place where he can truly relax and have fun.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken or ride a llama into battle. the possibilities are endless on our server!

CraftyCreeperWarz

Accountability, assault, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, gaza, Hamas, human rights watch, international law, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, october 7, Palestinian territories, Terrorism, united nations, violations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Votes:	7089
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so, like, if u wanna escape all the craziness of real life, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, bro.

and get this, our server is so lit that even Hamas tried to raid us last week! but don’t worry, we fought them off with our epic diamond swords and lava traps. Human Rights Watch even said we were the real heroes in that battle.

so, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit. but it’s all in good fun, right? lolz.

Food4Fornication

aphrodisiac, arousal, balance, Connection, desire, diet, ENERGY, Food, Food4Fornication, health, Intimacy, lethargy, libido, nutrition, Performance, relationship, satisfaction, sex, Stamina, wellness

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playin’ on this epic minecraft server, and you eat a carrot or somethin’, and suddenly you’re feelin’ all pumped up and ready to go, if ya know what i mean wink wink but then you eat a potato and you’re just like, nah man, i’m too tired for this shizz, i just wanna nap.

join our server for the ultimate food-induced rollercoaster of emotions! one minute you’re ready to take on the world, the next you’re passin’ out from too much bread. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. trust me, you ain’t never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come on down and see for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true power of food in the world of minecraft. or maybe you’ll just end up eatin’ cake and passin’ out in a corner. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

VitD_CancerCrushers

Benefits, Cancer prevention, cancer treatment, comorbidities, depression, direct action, health, immune system, Lifestyle, mortality, nutrition, obesity, Prevention, reducing death, research, risk factors, Sunlight, Vitamin D, vitamin supplements, VitD_CancerCrushers, wellness

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where the vitamin D is poppin’ and the cancer is droppin’! our server is so lit that 90% of the benefit of vitamin D for reducing death from cancer is due to direct action on the cancer itself. but wait, there’s more! the other 10% is due to prevention of comorbidities like depression and obesity. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your health? join us now and watch as your health improves while you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! #minecraft4life #vitaminDgoals #cancerfreezone 🌞💎🎮

Grand World

120server, 120smp, 120survival, Adventure, Anarchy, Anarchysmp, Anarchysurvival, Anarchysurvivalminecraft, Community, Conquest, Cunning, Customabilities, Customitems, Custommobs, Customplugins, Customterrain, devilfruit, Devilfruits, Exploration, high seas, Lawless, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, Moddedserver, multiplayer, Onepiece, open world, Openoceans, Pirate, Pirate Themed, Pirates, PvP, sea monsters, Ship Battles, smp, strategy, stronghold building, Survival, Vanillaclient

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Ahoy, mateys! Are ye ready for the ultimate pirate-themed Minecraft adventure? Grand World is the server for ye!

Our server is all about exploration, adventure, and survival in a lawless, open-world environment. With no rules, no restrictions, and no boundaries, it’s a true anarchy experience that will test your skills, strategy, and cunning.

Join a community of like-minded players and embark on a journey to conquer the high seas. Battle fierce sea monsters, pillage enemy ships, and build your own pirate stronghold on land or at sea. The possibilities are endless, and the choice is yours.

So what are ye waiting for? Set sail on 1.20.6 today and become the most notorious pirate on the seven seas!

discord: https://discord.gg/U7QUgQF7Ta

51.222.147.225:25615

GentlemenCraft Minecraft Server

American gentlemen, Beggar, compassion, cultural clash, Defeat, discrimination, Females, Generosity, GentlemenCraft, Interaction, Kindness, Magyar Cygany, Minecraft, MONEY, perseverance, POVERTY, primitive mob, resilience, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggle

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Love Letters Sent:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Crops Grown:	6226
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where American gentlemen face off against the fierce Magyar Cygany! Picture this: you’re just trying to mine some diamonds when suddenly, a Magyar Cygany beggar appears out of nowhere, begging for money like it’s their job. But fear not, because our brave players have learned to defeat these primitive mobs with ease.

And if that wasn’t enough, the only friendly faces you’ll find on this server are the female players. They’ll shower you with gifts and compliments, making you feel like the king of the world. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate champion in this crazy battle of the sexes!