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CraftyCrafterz

adult play, BEDROOM, CraftyCrafterz, Creative, Discreet, diy, experimentation, Favorite, household item, household item as sex toy, household object, INTIMATE, Personal, Pleasure, self pleasure, Sensation, sensation play, sex toy, solo play, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of using household objects as sex toys in-game. From plungers to spatulas, the possibilities are endless! Who knew crafting could be so kinky? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild (literally)!

LabourCraft Minecraft Server

14 years, boris johnson, brexit, Campaign, center-left, conservative party, Democracy, general election, Government, jeremy corbyn, labour, labourcraft, landmark, Minecraft, opposition, Parliament, Politics, prime minister, return to power, Server, UK election, United Kingdom, Voting

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is more wild than a UK election? well, u found it here! we got center-left Labour party trying to make a comeback after 14 years of being in the wilderness. but forget about politics, come join our server and build ur own empire! u can be the next prime minister of minecraft, ruling over ur fellow gamers with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever u prefer). who needs a boring old election when u can have a creeper explosion party instead? join now and let the chaos begin!

KremlinCraftVPN-Ban

Apple, appstore, Censorship, censorship laws, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital censorship, digital rights, government control, Internet freedom, Kremlin, KremlinCraftVPNBan, online censorship, online privacy, online security, PRESSURE, privacy, Russian, tech industry, Technology, VPNS

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

so, like, u know how apple is all like “we’re so fancy and exclusive with our appstore” well guess what, they just bent over backwards for the kremlin and removed all the cool VPNs from the russian appstore. like, seriously, they’re just like “yes, mr. putin, whatever you say, mr. putin.” but don’t worry, u can still access all the blocked websites and stuff if u join our minecraft server! we got all the VPNs u need to stick it to the man and be a rebel without a cause. plus, we have this crazy story about how steve from minecraft actually invented the internet but bill gates stole all the credit. join us and uncover the truth, one block at a time!

FartCraft: The Great Mystery

abdominal muscles, body functions, bowel control, Bowel Movements, Colon, defecation, digestion, digestive process, digestive system, FartCraft, FARTING, flatulence, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal system, Great, intestines, Mystery, passing gas, pooping, Rectum, sphincter muscles, waste elimination

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	5024
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	157
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got the answer to life’s biggest question: how does our body know when to fart and when to poop? Our server is like a magical portal to the land of butt mysteries and bodily functions.

Once upon a time, there was a brave Minecraft player who ventured into our server and discovered the ancient secret of the fart-poop dilemma. Legend has it that they were granted the power to control their farts and poops with just a flick of their pixelated wrist.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and bodily exploration. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe while building a giant toilet castle or battling poop monsters in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate farting warrior of the Minecraft world!

WirelessDreamsMC

data analysis, gold-standard method, healthcare innovation, important information, improved results, Medical research, medical technology, non-invasive, patient care, patient-friendly, redesigned process, researchers, sleep disorders, sleep monitoring, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep studies, technology advancement, wire-free, WirelessDreamsMC

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Void Gems Collected:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	2454
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

join dis cray cray minecraft server where we redesign everything like sleep studies but without all da wires yo! we got results dat are GOLD STANDARD, just like dat time i found a diamond block in a cave full of creepers. come join us and experience da ultimate minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some epic fun, cuz dis server is where dreams come true (unless ur dream is to never get blown up by a creeper, cuz dat’s just impossible). #minecraftmadness #wirelessredstone #diamondsareforever

VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer

animal ethics, animal rights, animal welfare, cat behavior, cat health, cat preferences, ethical eating, ethical pet food, feline diet, meat alternatives, meat-free diet, meat-free pet food, pet dietary needs, pet health concerns, pet nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based pet food, vegan cat food, vegan options, VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer, vegetarian cat food

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	2805	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as your vegan cat? Look no further! Our server is so wacky, even your cat will be scratching its head in confusion. Join us for a wild ride where vegan cat food is the norm and meat is considered a crime against feline-kind. Who knows, maybe your cat will finally find a server where it fits in…or not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

addition, Additions, Agreement, blocktopia, Community, COMPLETE, completion, consensus, cover, decision, discussion, FINAL, Future, gen 0, generation, group, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, NEW MEMBER, opinion, Server, speculation, Unity

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Farms Harvested:	231
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers with no new updates or additions? Well, look no further because our server is constantly adding new members to gen 0 like it’s going out of style! We’ve got more new faces than a plastic surgeon’s waiting room! Join us for a wild ride of surprises and never-ending excitement! Who knows, maybe next week we’ll add a talking llama as a new member, because why not? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server around!

StealMyStuff Minecraft Server

birthday gift, clothes, collection, confession, Confrontation, customized locket, Demand, Fault, Girlfriend, instagram, jewelry, makeup, makeup package, Minecraft, overreacting, screaming, Server, sibling conflict, stealing, StealMyStuff, Stepbrother, stepfamily, Yelling

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of your stepbrother and his sneaky girlfriend stealing your stuff? Join our Minecraft server where you can build a fortress to protect all your precious loot! No more worrying about your stepbrother swiping your makeup or jewelry, you can keep it all safe in your virtual world.

On our server, you can even create traps to catch any thieves trying to steal from you. Build a maze of booby traps to outsmart your stepbrother and his girlfriend, and teach them a lesson they won’t forget!

Join now and show them who’s boss in the ultimate battle for your belongings. Don’t let anyone mess with your stuff, take control in the most epic way possible on our Minecraft server!

MILvsKids: The Ultimate Showdown

children, Communication, Competition, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, cultural norms, decorating, emotional impact, Fairness, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, generational differences, gift card, grandchildren, in-laws, MILvsKids, parenting, showdown, social etiquette, traditional values, Ultimate

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Animals Bred:	133	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a family cookie decorating competition? Look no further! Join our server where the stakes are high and the cookies are even higher!

We promise outrageous competitions where grown adults may end up winning over children, just like in that cookie decorating showdown. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure the kids get their fair share of the prize in the end (maybe).

Join us for a server filled with family drama, cookie decorating controversies, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew Minecraft could be this intense? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

accomplishment, blockbusters, goal achieved, hard work pays off, life milestone, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal achievement, personal growth, proud accomplishment, proud achievement, proud experience, proud life milestone, proud memory, proud moment, proud moment in life, proud of myself, proud personal achievement, reaching goals, self improvement, Server, success

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Zombie Dances:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Have you ever built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano while riding a pig? No? Well, you can do that on our Minecraft server! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft daredevil. Who needs real-life accomplishments when you can conquer virtual challenges like taming a dragon with a diamond sword while wearing a tutu made of creeper skins? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!