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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4076 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1496 | Enchantments Applied: | 188 |
On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!