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CartoonCrafters

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	999895
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4

Remember waking up early on Saturday mornings, grabbing a big bowl of sugary cereal, and plopping down in front of the TV to watch some epic cartoons? Well, imagine that same feeling, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like a virtual Saturday morning cartoon extravaganza, with wacky characters, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers break out into dance parties. Build your own cartoon-inspired creations, team up with other players to defeat evil villains, and embark on quests that will have you laughing out loud.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pancake Palace, where you can feast on stacks of delicious pancakes while watching the sunrise. And rumor has it that buried deep within our world is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your Saturday mornings watching boring old TV when you could be living out your own cartoon adventures in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Go by the cookie pancreatic server minecraft

Adventure, Community, cookie, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, go, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, pancake, pancreatic, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crops Grown:	9344
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

The description of the server server “go for the pancreatic cookie” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	6633
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9031	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9449
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Star Shards Collected:	205	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	70
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org