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HurricaneHavoc Minecraft Server

80mph, Air, enclosed, Friends, Funcle Mike, grift, group, Hurricane, hurricane simulator, HurricaneHavoc, Kids, lights, Minecraft, mom, nephew, Paying, phone booth, refusing, rock climbing wall, rude comment, science museum, Server, sharing, Space

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Star Shards Collected:	268	Votes:	5870
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most intense hurricane simulator experience you’ll ever find! Just like the one at the science museum, except this time, you can control the speed and intensity of the hurricane. Want to feel like you’re getting blown away at 200mph? We got you covered!

And don’t worry about random moms trying to crash your hurricane party. On our server, only the cool kids get to ride the storm. No grifters allowed here! Just pure, unadulterated hurricane fun.

So join us now and experience the thrill of the storm like never before. Just remember, Funcle Mike is always watching out for you. And he’s not afraid to kick out any troublemakers who try to ruin the fun. See you in the eye of the storm!

CraftyRats – Baelz’s Blocky Adventures

3D LIVE, Adventures, Art Tags, Bae Guide, Bae’s Twitter, BaelzBrush, Baelzs, blocky, BrewinWBae, Colour MV, covers, CraftyRats, current schedule, DREAM CATCHER, Free chat, Geek Jack, getting started, hakos baelz, lacks ego., Member’s Blue Lock, merch, MIND CRAFT HOLO EN, Music, NEW COVERS, NEW ORIGINALS, Official, Originals, PAKU PAKU SEIBAI, pandaemonium, PC case, Podcast, Promise swag, rrat, Rust, RxRxR, Season Box Arts., Streams Guide, Twitter Spaces, UKICHUUNO, zodiac, ベーアート

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Dream himself would be jealous. We catch dreams in 3D, like, how cool is that? 2. We have original songs and covers that will make your ears melt with joy. From PAKU PAKU SEIBAI to Colour MV, we’ve got it all. 3. Need a break from mining? Check out our mind-crafting Holo EN music videos. They’ll transport you to a whole new world. 4. Our server is like a pandæmonium of fun. With ZODIAC covers and Hakos Baelz EP, you’ll never want to leave. 5. And don’t even get me started on our podcast. It’s so brewin’ with Bae that you’ll be laughing for days. 6. Want some swag to show off in-game? We’ve got limited edition PC cases, official merch, and promise swag that will make your friends green with envy. 7. Plus, our Twitter is full of Bae-tastic art tags that will inspire your creative side. 8. Not sure where to start on our server? Don’t worry, we’ve got guides for everything from Bae basics to stream strategies. 9. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and let the insanity begin!

Cheater’s Paradise: Where Everyone’s a Winner in Minecraft

anti cheat, Cheaters, competitive, cs:go, Everyones, First Person Shooter, Frustration, Gaming, hackers, lem, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Paradise, player experience, Quitting, Rage Quit, Rating, skill level, toxic community, unfair play, valve, winner

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crops Grown:	7444	Void Armor Forged:	26

Are you tired of getting rekt by cheating noobs in CSGO? Well, fear not my fellow gamer, for our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join us and experience a world where there are no cheaters, only friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug (and maybe explode a little). Our server is so cheat-free, even the Ender Dragon plays fair!

Say goodbye to your 6000 rating woes and hello to a land of endless possibilities and non-stop fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start building your way to victory! Who needs CSGO when you have Minecraft, right?

Snowy Suburbs Server: Where Creepers are the Only Diversity!

City Living, city planning, community dynamics, CREEPERS, cultural diversity, demographics, Diversity, ethnicity, gentrification, large cities, minority populations, Population, predominantly white, racial composition, racial demographics, racial makeup, segregation, Server, Snowy, Social Issues, suburbs, urban areas, urban development, urbanization

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Potions Brewed:	121
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of wandering through Minecraft servers only to find cities full of colorful characters? Look no further! Our server is the last remaining stronghold of the white city, where the buildings are as white as the snow-capped mountains and the villagers all wear matching white robes. Join us for a truly unique experience where you can blend in seamlessly with the monochromatic surroundings and never worry about standing out in a crowd. Plus, rumor has it that our white wool is the softest in all the land, perfect for crafting the most luxurious beds and pillows. So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the whitest of them all!

Victor’s Vixens: A Blocky Adventure!

adult content, Adventure, blocky, collaboration, Community, creative input, Decision making, developers, development process, Discord, experienced, game design, game development, game industry, hentai, impactful decisions, involvement, Lustful Victor, new beginning, Project, team effort, Updates, Victors, Vixens

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crops Grown:	7766	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	150	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can build your dream hentai castle while fighting off hordes of pixelated monsters with your trusty diamond sword.

Join our server and become a part of our wacky adventure where two experienced developers are leading the charge to create the most epic hentai game ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Make impactful decisions for the game, like choosing which tentacle monster should be the final boss or what kind of lewd skins should be available for your character.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Discord now and be a part of this insane journey! Who knows, you might even become the hero of our hentai Minecraft world. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Blocky BJs & Beyond: A Minecraft Server for the Curious and Creative!

African American women, BJs, black girls, blocky, Creative, cultural norms, cultural perceptions, Curious, Minecraft, oral sex, race and sex, race and sexuality, racial bias, racial dynamics, racial stereotypes, racialized stereotypes, Server, sexual behavior, sexual preferences, sexual stereotypes, societal expectations, Stereotypes, sucking dick

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4578
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness black girls sucking dick like never before – in Minecraft! Our players have mastered the art of giving blowjobs in the most unexpected places, from the top of a pixelated mountain to the depths of a virtual cave.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding penguins who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plans?

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with jaw-dropping surprises and unforgettable moments. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all!

Crafty Tomboy Adventures

Adventures, Crafty, leg lock, pixie cut, Tomboy

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for tomboys, leg lock enthusiasts, and pixie cut lovers!

Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your tomboy skills by building the most badass structures, lock your friends in leg locks during PVP battles, and sport the trendiest pixie cut skins in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground pixie cut salon where you can get the most fabulous haircuts in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted leg lock sword that grants you the power to immobilize your enemies with just one swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the tomboy, leg lock, and pixie cut madness begin!

Zombie Pigmen’s Rave Party: Explaining the Appeal of This Creature

Allure, Alluring, APPEAL, attraction, beguiling, Captivating, Charm, Creature, creature appeal, creature explanation, Curiosity, Enchanting, Explaining, Explanation, Fascinating, fascination, Interest, Intriguing, Mysterious, Party, Pigmens, rave, Unique, Wonder, zombie

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic mobs like zombies and creepers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic creature you’ve ever seen on our server – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! This majestic beast roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. But beware, if you dare to challenge it, you better come prepared with a rainbow sword and unicorn armor because this creature is no joke!

Join our server now to embark on a quest to befriend the Rainbow Llama Unicorn and gain its magical powers. Rumor has it that if you can ride it into battle, you’ll be unstoppable! Plus, we have exclusive rainbow-themed building blocks and weapons that you won’t find anywhere else. So why settle for boring old pigs and cows when you can have a Rainbow Llama Unicorn as your loyal companion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures on our server. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the awesomeness of the Rainbow Llama Unicorn!

Git Gud or Go Home: The Thirdies Edition

comparison, criticism, Edition, EMBARRASSMENT, GIT, GUD, home, inferiority complex, Insecurity, mental health, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-doubt, societal pressure, strength, thirdies, Weakness

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	77
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you tired of playing on servers where thirdies are constantly getting wrecked by firsties and secondies? Look no further, because on our server, thirdies are the ultimate powerhouse! We have enchanted diamond armor that turns them into indestructible tanks, and they can even summon a herd of killer bunnies to protect them at all times. Join now and show those firsties and secondies who’s boss!

Blocky Booty Bouncers

adult content, blocky, BOOTY, Bouncers, controversial, demeaning jobs, digital age, EASY, empowerment, Entrepreneurship, Exploitation, financial independence, incel, online platform, onlyfans, Self-expression, sex work, societal norms, stigma, subscription service, taboo industry, Women, work

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Emeralds Found:	1631
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Votes:	8644
Chimeras Created:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are the rulers and men are the ones doing all the hard work! Forget about gender equality, here women have it all easy while men toil away in the mines like peasants.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the roles are reversed and women are the ones calling the shots. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself becoming an incel because of how unfair it is for women to have it so easy on our server.

So come on, join us and see what it’s like to live in a world where women work if this shit didn’t exist, and men are the ones stuck doing all the demeaning jobs. It’s a crazy ride that you won’t want to miss!

Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

1. Oy vey, 10. Dragon Ball, 11. Krillin-sama, 12. Hero, 13. Role model, 14. Kekling, 15. Virile bulls, 16. Multiverse, 17. Bacterian, 18. Wolf goddess wife, 19. Fusion, 2. Priest, 20. Kekold., 3. Seduce, 4. Church hierarchy, 5. Archbishop, 6. Almighty God, 7. Cuck, 8. Interdimensional portal, 9. Universe 7, Brain, Craft, FCKED, HOLY, Minecraft, priests, Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!