80mph – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

HurricaneHavoc Minecraft Server

80mph, Air, enclosed, Friends, Funcle Mike, grift, group, Hurricane, hurricane simulator, HurricaneHavoc, Kids, lights, Minecraft, mom, nephew, Paying, phone booth, refusing, rock climbing wall, rude comment, science museum, Server, sharing, Space

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most intense hurricane simulator experience you’ll ever find! Just like the one at the science museum, except this time, you can control the speed and intensity of the hurricane. Want to feel like you’re getting blown away at 200mph? We got you covered!

And don’t worry about random moms trying to crash your hurricane party. On our server, only the cool kids get to ride the storm. No grifters allowed here! Just pure, unadulterated hurricane fun.

So join us now and experience the thrill of the storm like never before. Just remember, Funcle Mike is always watching out for you. And he’s not afraid to kick out any troublemakers who try to ruin the fun. See you in the eye of the storm!

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TimeTravelDeathWarnCeleb

altering fate, altering the future, Alternate Timeline, Caution, Celebrity, changing history, death prediction, destiny, fatal event, fate, intervention, mortality, Personal, premonition, regret, saving a life, Time paradox, time travel, TimeTravelDeathWarnCeleb, Warning, warning signs

Ever wanted to play Minecraft and also have the power to time travel? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that! Imagine going back in time to warn your favorite celebrity about how they’re gonna kick the bucket. Will Smith? More like Will Splat if you don’t warn him about that bungee jumping accident! And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret time-traveling llama who will guide you on your quest to save the world, one famous person at a time. So come join our server and start changing the course of history, one block at a time!

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MommaGriefer420

activism, Arrests, authoritarian regime, civil disobedience, Democracy, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, iran, MIDDLE EAST, MommaGriefer420, Mother, political repression, protest, protest movement, resistance, slain protester, social justice, uprising anniversary, Woman Life Freedom, WOMENS RIGHTS

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have a crazy storyline about a mother of a slain protester getting arrested in Iran! But don’t worry, in our server, she actually escapes and leads a rebellion against the oppressive government. You can join her in the fight for Woman Life Freedom and overthrow the corrupt leaders! Plus, we have tons of fun mini-games and events to keep you entertained while you fight for justice. So come on, join us and be a part of this wild adventure!

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Arctic Pup Paradise

ancient lineage, Arctic, Arctic breeds, Arctic canids, Arctic canines, arctic exploration, Arctic genetics, Arctic heritage, Arctic history, Arctic origins, Arctic wildlife, canine evolution, genetic analysis, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genomics, northeastern Siberian Arctic, Origins, Paradise, pup, research, Siberian lineage, sled dogs

lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got sled dogs from siberia as our main mode of transportation! we did sum genomics research and found out dat our sled dogs descended from two distinct lineages of arctic canids! dey originated in da northeastern siberian arctic generations earlier dan we thought! imagine riding around on a minecraft sled pulled by these ancient arctic doggos, it’s gonna be epic! come join us and be a part of dis wild adventure!

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Community Based, Crates, Custom Items, Enchantments, Fun, KOWAMC, Levels, Minecraft, Player Shops, Rankup, Server, Survival, Voting Rewards

The Best Minecraft Server 1.21 | Survival | Rankup!

KOWAMC IS THE BEST MINECRAFT SERVER! Latest version, crates, custom items, levels, voting rewards, player shops, enchantments

Come join us for lots of community-based fun!

Kowamc.com

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Banana Sandwich: Where you can eat while you play Minecraft…but don’t forget to bring your own banana costume! 1.21+ | 18+ | Voice chat

#addons, Active, Armor stand arms, banana, basic rules, BRING, Chat, costume, Dedicated, Dedicated player base, Diamond Economy, Discord, dont, Eat, forget, Friendly, Fun Events, HermitCraft Inspired, Invisible item frames, J6tNPBVKq4, Join, minecraft but, new players, no cheating, No Griefing, Play, Playerheads, sandwich, Vanilla, VOICE, Whitelisted

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	6 weeks
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Version	1.21.1
Addons	Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Player Base	Dedicated player base + Fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: Discord Invite

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you can contact plooop on Discord or join through the Discord server using the provided invite link.

2. What is the average age range of players on the server?

The average age range of players on the server is in the lower 20s, but there is a wide range of ages among the members.

3. Are new players welcome on the server?

Yes, the server is friendly to new players and welcomes them to join the community.

4. What sets this server apart from others?

This server is inspired by Hermitcraft and has a dedicated player base, fun events, and a diamond-based economy.

Crafty Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Crafty, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with flying pigs and talking trees. But beware, our resident evil chickens are always plotting their next diabolical scheme to take over the server!

If you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course made entirely of slippery ice blocks. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move like no other!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

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Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – Creeper Crafting Crew

12VHPWR, 4K Editing, BIOS update, Budget, BUILD ADVICE, Coolers, Country, Cpu’s, Crafting, creeper, CREW, Gaming, gaming monitors, Graphics cards, High FPS Gaming, htpc, Intel Raptor Lake, Minecraft, monitor specs, Motherboards, pc building, pcbg, PSUs, RAM, smp, SSDs, Upgrade Advice, web browsing

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your PC build advice? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than an unstable Intel Raptor Lake CPU, and more twists and turns than a 12VHPWR connector that’s about to melt.

Join us if you want to upgrade your gaming experience to the extreme, just like our recommended CPUs. From i3 12100 for HTPC to R9 7950X for multicore madness, we’ve got it all. And don’t even think about joining if you’re still using a CPU without an iGPU – we don’t mess around with outdated tech here.

Our graphics cards will blow your mind, just like our insane stories. Want to game in 2160p? Grab an RTX 4080 Super at MSRP. Need something for amateur production? How about a used RTX 3090 or the legendary RTX 4090? The possibilities are endless, just like the adventures waiting for you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your gaming experience, build your dream PC, and join us for the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, don’t pair a K CPU with a B mobo chipset – it’s a recipe for disaster. See you in the game!

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CollegeCrafter Minecraft Server

Adult, Boundaries, college, CollegeCrafter, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, education, family, finances, Minecraft, MONEY, only fans, parenting, parents, porn, relationships, Server, Son, Support, Ultimatum, VALUES

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even my son “Ray” (18M) started doing porn just to make some extra money to play on it!

That’s right, Ray has a whole OnlyFans account where he does who knows what with who knows how many guys, all because our server is just that addicting. And get this, I only found out because his friend’s younger brother got caught watching it and spilled the beans to me!

When I confronted Ray about it, he just said he was trying to make some extra cash to keep up with the madness of our server. I threatened to stop paying for his college if he didn’t quit, but he just said it’s his body and I’m being unreasonable. Now he’s not talking to me, but hey, at least he’s still playing on our server!

So if you want to join a Minecraft server so wild that it drives teenagers to do porn for extra cash, come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for the craziest gaming experience of your life!

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PillPurgeCraft

addiction, addiction prevention, controlled substances, drug addiction, drug disposal, drug misuse, ethical dilemma, husband’s health, intervention, legal rights, marital dispute, medication misuse, Opioid, opioid epidemic, pain management, pain relief, PillPurgeCraft, prescription pills, recreational drug use, substance abuse, surgery recovery

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as throwing out your husband’s pills? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so addictive, you won’t even need those pills anymore! – Experience the thrill of throwing away virtual items just like throwing away those pesky pills. – Build your own virtual world where you make the rules, just like how this husband thought he could make his own rules with those pills.

So come join us and let’s settle this argument once and for all – are you the AITA for throwing out his pills, or are you the hero of your own Minecraft story? Only one way to find out!

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KatyPerryGoneQuickly Minecraft SMP

career downfall, career trajectory., Celebrity, celebrity culture, controversy, Decline, entertainment industry, Fame, fan base, katy perry, KatyPerryGoneQuickly, media scrutiny, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music career, music trends, PERSONAL LIFE, Pop Star, Popularity loss, public image, reputation, smp, success

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and more explosions than a creeper convention.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Katy Perry and how she lost her popularity in a short period of time. You see, Katy Perry used to be a regular player on our server, building epic structures and slaying dragons left and right. But one day, she made the grave mistake of challenging our resident PvP champion to a duel. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for her, and she hasn’t been the same since.

So if you want to experience the thrill of epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even become the next Katy Perry of our server (minus the downfall), then join us today! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

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