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VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457
Dragon Eggs Found:	965	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7518

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Void Armor Forged:	25

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Votes:	7122
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	New Chunks Explored:	552565
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397
Chimeras Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	3784
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	2227
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ores Mined:	9057	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!