8000BC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ZombieZap Minecraft Server

2010AD, 2020, 2024.., 8000BC, Board, cocklust, generation z, Genocide, LGBTQ, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, retarded generation, ruined, Server, society, Voting, ZombieZap, zoomers

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mines Excavated:	1333
Crops Grown:	2377	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!

MommaGoneVacay

family argument, family conflict, family decision-making, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family expenses, family relationships, family tradition, family traditions, family vacation, family vacations, first class upgrade, middle class, MommaGoneVacay, parental expectations, Rome trip, uninviting mother

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Villages Defended:	7

Looking for a vacation from your family drama? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual getaway where you can build your dream vacation spot without any pesky relatives tagging along.

Tired of shouldering the costs for family trips? On our server, you can be the king or queen of your own castle without breaking the bank. Upgrade to first class in-game and fly to Rome or any other destination your heart desires.

Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to endless possibilities on our server. Build, explore, and conquer without anyone calling you cheap or ungrateful. Join now and leave the drama behind – after all, who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family waiting for you?

WishfulCraft Minecraft Server

aspiration, desire, dream, dream come true, FANTASY, génie, Hope, law of attraction, longing, magic lamp, make a wish, manifestation, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, one wish, Server, Universe, wish, wish fulfillment, wish granting, wish list, wish upon a star, WishfulCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	539298
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

If you wished for a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made Herobrine jealous, then your wish has been granted! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of diamond blocks, and taming creepers as your loyal pets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that Notch himself hid the legendary enchanted golden apple somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to photobomb your screenshots.

BlockyBreakupRevenge

BETRAYAL, BlockyBreakupRevenge, Breakup, Cheating, Closure, closure process, Emotional Abuse, ex, ex betrayal stories, ex cheating stories, ex revenge stories, ex stories, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Manipulation, moving on, Revenge, toxic relationship

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Have you ever had an ex fill your entire Minecraft world with lava after a breakup? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for some post-breakup revenge and let out all your pent-up anger in the form of TNT explosions and mob battles. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, your ex will be cursed with bad luck for eternity. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

RutteCraft NATO Boss

Alliance, Appointment, Boss, decision, Defense, Diplomacy, Dutch, european union, Government, international relations, leadership, Military, nato, Netherlands, PM Rutte, policy, Politics, RutteCraft, Secretary General, SECURITY, Strategic, TRANSITION

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

so, like, you know how the Dutch PM Rutte is, like, all serious and stuff? well, guess what? on our minecraft server, he’s gonna be the next secretary general of NATO! can you believe it? he’s gonna be leading all the other world leaders in epic battles and quests on our server. join now to witness the madness and chaos that will ensue when Rutte takes charge. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

PreggoCraft: CBD Chaos!

brain development, Cannabidiol, CBD, Chaos, cognitive function, developmental disorders, effects, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal consumption, maternal health, medical cannabis, neurobehavioral outcomes, neurodevelopment, offspring behavior, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal exposure, research, Safety, sensory information processing

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mines Excavated:	3928	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

so, like, u know how u love playing minecraft, right? well, imagine playing on a server where the blocks are made of CBD! like, imagine building a house out of CBD blocks and then getting attacked by a zombie made of CBD, lolz.

but wait, there’s more! apparently, if u play on this server while pregnant, ur baby in the game will be, like, super weird. they’ll do all sorts of crazy stuff and their brains will be all messed up from the CBD. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft madness!

so, if u wanna experience the wackiest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there, join us now! just be prepared for some seriously strange adventures and mind-blowing moments. trust us, u won’t regret it!

Project Freedom: Where you can pretend to be productive in a virtual world 1.20.4+!

1.20.4, Brewery, Business, city, Community, Competition, Economy, elections, Events, Exploration, freedom, Government, Land, nation, Politics, president, PRETEND, Productive, Project, Realism, Roleplay, Sandbox, simulation, sports, State, Structures, virtual, world

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Server Name	Project Freedom
Overview	A new politically oriented Minecraft experience where players can participate in democracy across a realistic map of the United States.
Features	A large, custom map of the United States Government on city, state, and national levels Player-led economy Sports and competitions Various plugins and features like Brewery, TrainCarts, McMMO Small, friendly community Easy to learn, hard to master experience
Website	projectfreedommc.com
Version	1.20.4+
Discord	Join the Discord server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect to the IP address provided on the website or Discord server.

2. Can I create my own town or city?

Yes, players have the freedom to create their own towns and cities within the server.

3. How does the government system work?

The server features a government system on city, state, and national levels where players can participate in elections and shape the nation’s future.

4. Is there a player-led economy in the server?

Yes, the server features a player-led economy where players can own businesses and land, trade with one another, and contribute to the economic growth of the nation.

5. Are there community events and competitions?

Yes, the server hosts community events, sports competitions, and various activities for players to participate in.

6. How can I become President of the United States on the server?

To become President, players must actively participate in the government system, gain support from other players, and win the Presidential election.

TFW Minecraft Server: Craft, Build, LOL!

aerospace industry, boeing, BUILD, Canadian Citizenship, Canadian dream, Canadian spouse, Canadian wife, Career Change, Craft, Disappointment, Java dev, job hunting, job loss, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, job satisfaction, Job Search, lol, Minecraft, Server, Software Development, tfw, unemployment, work visa

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Are you tired of your boring life with no gorgeous Canadian wife, no job at Boeing, and no job as a Java dev? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual escapades that will make you forget all about your lackluster real life.

On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, tame a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies, and even participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual bacon.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to overthrow the evil sheep empire. Will you join forces with the pigs and help them achieve their porcine revolution? Or will you side with the sheep and defend their woolly kingdom at all costs?

So say goodbye to your mundane existence and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Julia’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

Abnormal, Behavior, Craft, crazy, Curious, eccentric, Enigma, Enigmatic, enigmatic behavior, Julia Hart, Julias, Minecraft, Mystery, odd, peculiar, perplexed, Personality, puzzled, quirky, Server, strange, Unconventional, Unorthodox, UNUSUAL

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Enchantments Applied:	282
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Julia Hart’s Minecraft server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken that lays actual diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato named Spudrick.

So why is Julia Hart like this? Because normal is boring, and we’re here to make Minecraft great again! Join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life.

BackseatGriefers

aita, Angry, Apology, BackseatGriefers, CAR, college students, Confrontation, crying, Father, Hospital, INTERNSHIP, Justified, Laundry, M19, misunderstanding, Nurses, parking garage, parking spots, reaction, Scrubs, tow truck

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	2938	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even nurses in training can’t resist the urge to grief your car! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters, like getting scolded by scrubs-wearing girls for parking in an empty garage. Who knows, you might even make someone cry with your justified anger! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the drama and chaos of our server – because where else can you find such outrageous stories like this? Join now and see what other crazy adventures await you!

DarkCraft: Explore Humanity’s Shadows

Atrocity, barbarity, brutality, Corruption, Cruelty, DarkCraft, Darkness, darkness of the soul, Depravity, Despair, Evil, Explore, Horror, Humanity, Humanitys, Immorality, Inhumanity, malevolence, Malice, sadism, shadows, Suffering, violence, wickedness

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Have you ever seen someone build a house out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone? That’s child’s play compared to the madness you’ll witness on our server. We’ve got players who have created entire cities out of nothing but lava and obsidian. The darkest side of humanity? Try griefing someone’s house with nothing but exploding pigs. Join our server if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back.