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ZombieZap Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!

CraftyShipmates – Sail the LOL Seas #6324

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Star Shards Collected:	192	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the Abyssal Refrain is ongoing and cookies are given to Mew! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a vampire went on a cruise mission and discovered the ultimate META. But that’s not all, there’s also an Inazuma maid skin waiting for you with the Cruise Pass!

But wait, there’s more! Coming up next is the Muse Event livestream where you can witness the most amazing performances. And don’t forget about Chapayev’s ASMR session, it’s going to be mind-blowing. Plus, the Sakura Empire event is just around the corner, so get ready for some serious action.

And if you’re still not convinced, just remember to bind your account or risk losing it forever when the game updates. Oh, and by the way, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord, so don’t even bother looking for it.

But hey, before you ask any questions, check out our FAQ for all the answers you need. And if you’re looking for resources, we’ve got everything from ship tier lists to PvP guides. We’ve even got an Augment Guide that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CheerfulCraft: Where suicidal mobs need your support to survive!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will literally save lives? Look no further! Join our server where we have a player who is so bad at the game, he’s on the verge of live streaming his epic fails and killing himself in-game. But fear not, brave adventurer! By joining our server, you can help cheer him up and prevent this tragedy from happening. Watch the chaos unfold as we try to keep this player from making the ultimate respawn mistake. Join now and be a hero in the world of Minecraft! 🦸‍♂️🎮

Blockheads R Us

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Villages Defended:	9

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of genius Minecraft players who wanted to take the game to a whole new level. They decided to add UNICORNS as a playable character, because who wouldn’t want to ride a majestic unicorn while mining for diamonds?

But that’s not all! This server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with PIZZA monsters. Yes, you read that right. These monsters are made entirely out of pizza and they drop slices of pizza when defeated. Who wouldn’t want to battle a pizza monster for a delicious reward?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, this server also has a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of CHOCOLATE. Imagine building a house out of chocolate blocks and swimming in a river of chocolate milk. It’s a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Creepers Got Talent

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Farms Harvested:	782

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can embark on a journey through the realms of Shadow of Mordor and Shadow of War! Join us as we battle fierce orcs, explore dark dungeons, and conquer mighty fortresses.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within the virtual world of Minecraft, there lies a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon so fierce that even the bravest warriors tremble at the thought of facing it. But fear not, for with the help of your trusty pickaxe and some enchanted armor, you just might be able to claim the treasure for yourself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dancing Creeper Clan, a group of mischievous creepers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their quest to become the most stylish mobs in all of Minecraft, and maybe even learn a move or two yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on an adventure like no other. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in the world of Shadow of Mordor and Shadow of War!

Blocky Butt-Kickers: Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most demoralizing way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft. We have explosive PvP battles, mind-blowing treasure hunts, and hilarious mini-games that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most mythical creatures in the Minecraft universe. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Blocky McBlockface: The Legend of the Not-So-Famous Player

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Emeralds Found:	7748	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the famous come to play! Remember that one time when I was totally famous? Yeah, well now I’m here playing on this server and you can too!

Join us for some INSANE adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got EPIC builds, LEGENDARY loot, and UNBELIEVABLE events that will blow your mind!

Don’t believe me? Check out this video of me doing something WILD on the server: Click Here

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most AWESOME Minecraft community out there!

Blocky Pride Palace

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	New Chunks Explored:	650287
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Votes:	880
Runes Activated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we fight for trans rights in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for wild adventures and crazy shenanigans as we build a world where everyone is free to be themselves!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of transgender players banded together to create the most fabulous Minecraft kingdom the world had ever seen. With rainbow unicorns roaming the land and genderfluid villagers trading sparkly diamonds, it was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trans Rights Warrior, a mysterious figure who roams the land fighting off bigoted creepers and homophobic skeletons with nothing but a rainbow sword and a fierce attitude. Join forces with them and become a hero in your own right!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s show the world that trans rights are no joke! TRANS!

Hacjenda After W00rk: Where Minecraft Fun Never Ends!

#youtube, darkest dungeon 2, Dinner, Dragon’s Dogma 2, drinks, ends, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, hacjenda, leisure, Life, Minecraft, persona 3, Play, Podcast, PS5, Relaxation, rpgs, Steam Deck, TV, w00rk, wódka, work

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Picture this: you come back to your humble abode after a long day of slaying dragons and mining for diamonds. You grab a delicious dinner made by our virtual chefs and settle in for the night. But wait, the real fun is just beginning.

You fire up a 2.5-3 hour podcast about RPGs on YouTube on your TV. As you listen to epic tales of heroes and villains, you also dive into the world of Darkest Dungeon 2 or Persona 3 Remake on your trusty Steam Deck. The podcast ends, but the party is just getting started.

You mix up some drinks with wódka (because why not?) and then fire up Dragon’s Dogma 2 on your PS5. You sip on your drink, slay some more monsters, and just have the time of your virtual life.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for endless fun, epic adventures, and maybe even a few virtual drinks along the way. Trust us, it’s the life you never knew you needed. Join now!

Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Farms Harvested:	156
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mines Excavated:	3021	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than this server that’s so epic, even Steve himself is jealous! Join now for a chance to mine with Lia the Diamond Digger, Utatane Nasa the Bedtime Builder, and Hakushika Iori the Deer Destroyer!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of blocks with Fujikura Uruka the Ender Dragon Slayer, Shisui Michiru the Creeper Whisperer, and Tenma Maemi the Redstone Queen!

And if that’s not enough, rub elbows with Pipkin Pippa the Pig Tamer, Kaneko Lumi the Lava Lover, and Dizzy Dokuro the Zombie Zapper!

But be warned, if you can’t handle the heat of Jelly Hoshiumi the Blaze Brawler, Ember Amane the Nether Knight, or Remilia Nephys the Ghast Ghoul, then this server might not be for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some memories together! It’s gonna be more fun than a pig riding a minecart!

Blocky Blingy Builders

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1763
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the graphics are so amazing that if you can name 20 good games with great graphics, we’ll give you a free diamond sword!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow, discover a secret underground city filled with treasure, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!