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Neoproterozoic Life Survivors

800 million years ago, Algae, amoebae, ANCESTORS, ancient life, Animals, Biodiversity, classical theory, Diverse, earth’s history, Evolution, evolutionary timeline, glaciations, Life, life on earth, Lineages, Neoproterozoic, Neoproterozoic period, planet, Plants, scientific discovery, Study finds, survivors

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	New Chunks Explored:	982385
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

LOL U WANNA KNOW WHERE ALL DA AMOEBAS AND PLANTS AND ANIMALS CAME FROM? JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN SEE FOR URSELF! WE GOT AMOEBAS DOIN’ THE MACARENA, PLANTS DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND ANIMALS DOIN’ BACKFLIPS!

DIS SERVER BE LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO 800 MILLION YEARS AGO, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WILD AND WACKY! WE SURVIVED TWO GLACIATIONS, SO U KNOW WE TOUGH AS NAILS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

MIXSPEX

Anarchy, Explore, Fun, game modes, Minecraft, Mini Games, MixSpex, Parkour, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival Games

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2265
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

MixSpex is a server that will bring you lots of fun. Play and explore all our fun game modes that you will love.

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VirginHypno Minecraft Server

Beliefs, consent, hypnosis, Hypnotized, imagination, Minecraft, misconceptions, Myths, myths about virginity, Psychology, Server, sex, sexual behavior, sexual desires, sexual experiences, sexual fantasies, sexual myths, Sexuality, Stereotypes, VirginHypno, VIRGINITY, virginity and hypnosis, Virgins

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	New Chunks Explored:	14187
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that even the most skilled hypnotist won’t be able to make you imagine having sex! That’s right, our server is so pure and wholesome that even virgins are immune to hypnosis. Join us for a wild ride of family-friendly fun and non-stop laughter as we explore the wonders of Minecraft without any naughty thoughts getting in the way. Who needs hypnotism when you have the power of friendship and creativity on our server? So come on in and see for yourself why our server is the most virginal place to play Minecraft!

HackToriyamaMC SMP

Character development, character growth, constantly fighting, contradictions, Dragon Ball Pooper, fighting to the death, grow stronger, Hack, HackToriyamaMC, Peace, peaceful universe, planet vegeta, power levels, Saiyan culture, Saiyans, smp, SSJ, toddlers, TORIYAMA, transform, transformation, ultimate hardship

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Votes:	5414	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can become the ultimate Saiyan warrior and grow stronger by fighting to the death! But wait, there’s a twist – toddlers can also become Super Saiyan because peace is how Saiyans become stronger in our universe.

Join us as we embark on epic battles and insane adventures, where the peaceful Saiyans from Dragon Ball Pooper can transform while the Saiyans from planet Vegeta struggle to unlock their true power. Will you be the one to master the art of transformation and become the strongest Saiyan in the universe? Join now and find out!

Babyception: Surprise Announcement Edition

#announcement, adoption, baby shower drama, baby shower etiquette, Babyception, brothers baby shower, Edition, family boundaries, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family tension, Golden Child, miracle baby, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy surprise, Resentment, sibling jealousy, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, spotlight stealing, Surprise, wedding takeover

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this throwaway account.

Imagine a world where you can steal the spotlight just like the OP plans to do at her brother’s baby shower. Who needs to follow the rules when you can make your own? Create chaos, stir up trouble, and watch the drama unfold as you announce your own pregnancy at someone else’s special event.

With a community like no other, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join us now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, just like the OP did when she told her mom to “eff off” during a family dispute.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly outrageous. Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

DenyCraft: Real or Fake?

BELIEF, Conspiracy, controversial, denial, DenyCraft, Evidence, Existence, facts, Fake, hidden truths, misconceptions, Myths, Paranormal, Phenomenon, proof, real, Reality, skepticism, Supernatural, Truth, Undeniable, undisputed, unexplained

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

A Minecraft server where the pigs can fly, the cows can dance, and the creepers are actually friendly! Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a castle out of diamond blocks while being serenaded by singing villagers. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our server, challenging players to a dance-off! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and see for yourself what everyone else is denying but is actually 100% real!

ParasitePartyMC

biology, Consciousness, deep introspection, ecological balance, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, evolutionary biology, existential crises, host damage, Human Behavior, introspection, morality, natural selection, ParasitePartyMC, PARASITES, philosophical questions, Scientific inquiry, SELF AWARENESS, survival instincts, Symbiotic Relationships, thought-provoking questions

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the parasites are the real MVPs! we have a whole community of existential crisis-ridden parasites just waiting to take over your host body and wreak havoc in the virtual world.

imagine the chaos of a creeper being controlled by a tiny worm with an identity crisis. or a zombie being guided by a confused tapeworm questioning its purpose in life.

come for the gameplay, stay for the existential dread. join now and let the parasites show you a whole new level of minecraft madness!

RPCraft

Adventure, cross-platform, Cross-Play, dungeon crawling, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Explorer, FANTASY, Immersive, Journey, Kingdom, Kingdoms, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, Rich, Roleplay, RPCraft, RPG, Seasoned, Server, Survival, Towns, Towny, Ultimate

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mines Excavated:	2805	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Welcome to RPCraft!

Dive into the ultimate fantasy RPG experience on RPCraft, where your adventure awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or new to the world of Minecraft, our server offers a rich and immersive environment for all.

Features:

– Create Towns and Kingdoms – Explore a Rich Map – Dungeon Crawling (Coming Soon) – Cross-Platform Play

Join RPCraft now and embark on an unforgettable journey. Your kingdom awaits!

play.rpcraft.info

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

border control, Corruption, criminal behavior, Criminals., cultural stereotypes, discrimination, drug cartels, drug trafficking, immigration, mexican culture, Mexican society, Mexicans, Minecraft, Narco, prejudice, PSYCHOTIC, racial profiling, Server, Social Issues, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, TacoCraft, violence

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	6625

Tired of dealing with psychotic Narco criminals in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Mexicans are building epic structures instead of causing chaos! Our server is filled with friendly players who love to build, explore, and have a good time. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret taco stand hidden somewhere in the world where you can get unlimited tacos for free! So why deal with Narco drama when you can join us and have a fiesta instead? Viva la Minecraft!

ClassyCraft Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Class, ClassyCraft, contemplation, critical thinking, Curiosity, debate, Decision making, Dilemma, discussion, education, Ethics, intellectual, introspection, learning, Minecraft, moral, philosophy, Questioning, reasoning, Reflection, smp, thought process

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4141	Players Killed by Monsters:	5949
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	114
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, villagers breakdancing in the town square, and chickens leading rebellions against the oppressive sheep overlords.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies trying to eat their walls. Another player tried to start a llama racing league but ended up getting chased by an angry pack of wolves instead.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with random, nonsensical items. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous Endermen. The possibilities are endless in this wild and crazy Minecraft world!

RhymeCraft: Noob to Pro!

different, foreign languages, language comparison, language differences, language diversity, language exploration, language patterns, language research, language structure, language study, linguistic analysis, linguistic diversity, linguistics, long tail tags, multilingualism, noob, other languages, phonetics, PRO, probably.., RhymeCraft, rhyming words

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

join dis server if u want to experience da craziest minecraft adventure of ur life! we got pigs dat can fly, creepers dat dance, and villagers dat tell jokes!

we even have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies!

our spawn point is a giant cupcake made of diamonds and emeralds, and our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise!

if u join dis server, u will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all da other players with ur epic building skills and diamond armor! so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

remember, other languages probably have completely different rhyming words, so don’t miss out on all da fun!