80 – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Blocky VA Jobocalypse!

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🎉 Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! 🌍

Ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging a zombie apocalypse caused by an angry mob of retired VA workers? Now’s your chance! Here’s why you NEED to join our wacky world:

Workplace Drama Gone Wild! – Witness the legendary “Jobocalypse” where 80,000 former VA employees from various dimensions have banded together to form a circus of chaos! Who knew that cutting jobs could craft the mightiest of mobs? Get ready to battle them as they wield giant coffee mugs and throw paperwork at you!
Lost Treasure of the VA – Rumor has it that buried deep within our server lies a treasure trove of golden "I Survived the Jobocalypse" badges! Uncover these relics to unlock super-secret abilities, like the power to throw cactus grenades or summon a tamed, three-headed dog named "Bureaucracy!"
Creepy Crafting Tables – Ever see a crafting table that screams out your greatest fears? Ours do! They’ll taunt you with tales of tax forms and budget cuts while you’re trying to craft a diamond sword. Who doesn’t want a pinch of anxiety with their enchanted gear?
Massive Community Events! – Join us for the annual "Survive the Wave of Jobless Zombies" event, where you and your friends must forge alliances, craft makeshift weapons, and build massive fortresses to fend off the horde. Last year, someone won a lifetime supply of virtual “Sorry We’re Closed” signs!
Planetary Parkour! – Ever wanted to jump across dimensions? Here, you can leap from one floating island to another while avoiding weird glares from spectral representatives who constantly question your life choices. Prove your worthiness by crafting something totally absurd and you’ll earn bragging rights!
Endless Whimsical Builds – Tired of the same old castles? Here, you can construct a “Monument to Absurdity” that pays homage to all the bizarre decisions ever made! From potato farms shaped like top hats to roller coasters that go absolutely nowhere, the sky’s the limit (and we’re not charging you for it)!

So grab your pickaxe, your sense of humor, and your wildly unrealistic expectations! Join us on this enchanting server where sanity takes a backseat and creativity runs wild. After all, who wouldn’t want to dive into a madcap adventure where crazy is the new normal? Let the chaos begin! 🪓🌌🎮

PartyPigz Minecraft Server

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So, like, you know how you always wanted to try KBBQ but your mom never let you? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server is like a virtual KBBQ joint where you can feast on pixelated meat all day long!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a virtual karaoke room where you can sing your heart out without worrying about embarrassing yourself in front of real people. And guess what? It’s all free! No need to bring $80 or pay for anything, because we believe in generosity and fun!

Join our server now and let your picky eater daughter feast on all the pixelated meat she wants, without worrying about the bill. Plus, she can make virtual friends and have a blast without breaking the bank. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the virtual feasting begin!

Stone Knife Central

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OMG u guys, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got 80,000-year-old stone knives from South Arabia! U can use dem to slay zombies and build epic forts! Legend says if u find all da knives, u unlock secret powers like flying and shooting fireballs from ur hands! Plus, we got a pet dragon dat u can ride into battle and conquer da land! So come join us and be part of dis epic adventure, cuz u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else!

Pingupongu Server – Where the Penguins Play and the Blocks Break Free! Join now for a chill time with the coolest penguins around!

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PinguSMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP Minecraft server
Features	Whitelisted, vanilla survival experience
Additional Features	Proximity voice chat, admin plugins
Seasons	Multiple seasons planned, world reset after community vote
Rules	No griefing, stealing, etc. Blocks and items logged
Supported Versions	Java and Bedrock

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply for whitelist on our website here!

Q: Are there any commands or extra items on the server?

A: No, the server is truly vanilla with only proximity voice chat and admin plugins added.

Q: Will the world be reset?

A: The plan is to reset the world after a community vote is held after around 6 months.

Q: What are the rules regarding griefing and stealing?

A: The server has strict rules against griefing and stealing, with all blocks and items logged for security.

NikCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, excitement, and pure chaos!

Reasons to join our server: 1. Dive into the depths of the ocean with Dave the Diver in our exclusive minigame collaboration! Swim with sharks, find hidden treasures, and maybe even discover Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! 2. Take on the Golden Kraken in our Co-Op and Solo Raid events! Can you defeat this legendary sea monster and claim the ultimate prize? 3. Recruit the most fabulous characters like Sakura, Mary, Neon, and Rosanna to join your team! Build the ultimate squad and conquer the Minecraft world in style! 4. Dress to impress with our current Costume Passes, including the Maiden: Under The Sun, Viper: Shine of Love, Guilty: Wave of Disbelief, and more! Show off your fashion sense while battling creepers and zombies! 5. Use our exclusive codes like NIKKESUMMEREVENT2024 for special rewards and bonuses! Hurry, some codes may “die soon” like NR1Z1FGHH (RIP)!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life! Join now and let the madness begin!

ServeHerCraft – The most unpredictable Minecraft server!

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by noobs on other servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, even the biggest noobs can become pros! Our secret is a special potion made from unicorn tears and dragon scales that instantly turns you into a Minecraft master. Say goodbye to being a loser and hello to being a winner on our server!

But that’s not all! We also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds the portal will become the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for riches and glory!

BabyCraftGriefGate

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Are you tired of dealing with sensitive friends who can’t handle your joyous moments? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is encouraged to brag about their accomplishments, big or small, without fear of backlash!

We understand the struggle of trying to share your excitement without offending anyone. That’s why on our server, we celebrate every victory, whether it’s building the tallest tower or finding the rarest diamond.

Forget about walking on eggshells around sensitive players. On our server, you can let your rainbow baby bump shine bright, without worrying about triggering anyone’s insecurities.

Join us and be part of a community where sharing your journey is not only accepted but encouraged. Let’s build a world where happiness is celebrated, one block at a time!

CraftyBibi’sCeasefireFun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, Netanyahu himself is there, making all these wild reverses on key concessions. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, dude. one minute you’re building a sick castle, the next minute you’re negotiating peace treaties with world leaders. it’s insane, bro. you gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.

PetPalsMC

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join our epic minecraft server where pets rule the world and humans are just their lowly servants!

imagine a world where pigs ride on the backs of chickens and sheep run the government. on our server, you can team up with your furry friends to take down evil mobs and conquer epic quests.

we have a pet talent show every saturday where you can show off your pet’s best tricks and win amazing prizes like diamond armor and enchanted weapons.

but be warned, if you mistreat your pet, they may turn against you and lead a rebellion against all humans on the server. so treat your pets with love and respect, or face the consequences.

join now and experience the craziest, most pet-friendly minecraft server in the universe!

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Call the Crafty Cows! Townscraft: Where You Can Build, Chill, and Moo-ve In! Season 3 Starts Now!

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Townscraft Overview

Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Unique Features	Diverse town-building opportunities, tight-knit community, vanilla experience
Season Length	Varies, with previous seasons lasting up to 30 months

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is a whitelisted SMP.
Are there towny or claims plugins?	No, the server does not have towny or claims plugins.
What types of players are welcome?	All types of players, including builders, redstoners, PvP/explorers, and new players looking to get started.
Is griefing allowed?	No, the server has protections in place to prevent theft and griefing.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord community to start planning your town and become part of the Townscraft family.

NoComplaintsMC Server

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Are you tired of hearing people complain about their problems when they have their own place and are financially independent? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict rule – if you have your own place, you better not be complaining! We believe in a world where only those who truly struggle can vent their frustrations. Join us if you’re ready to leave the land of the privileged and embrace a life of chaos and absurdity. Who needs a house when you can have a virtual blocky paradise instead? Join now and leave your complaints at the door – literally, because you won’t have a house to go back to anyway!

Wave 2 Minecraft Server – Surf’s Up!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, get ready for wave 2 of insanity on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with exploding creepers! And that’s just the beginning.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with diamond armor who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join our server and you’ll have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical feather that grants you the power to fly!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of ninja villagers who will teach you the art of stealth and sabotage. Sneak into other players’ bases and prank them with exploding sheep and invisible walls. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us for wave 2 of chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a spare pair of diamond pants.