80 – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky VA Jobocalypse!

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🎉 Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! 🌍

Ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging a zombie apocalypse caused by an angry mob of retired VA workers? Now’s your chance! Here’s why you NEED to join our wacky world:

Workplace Drama Gone Wild! – Witness the legendary “Jobocalypse” where 80,000 former VA employees from various dimensions have banded together to form a circus of chaos! Who knew that cutting jobs could craft the mightiest of mobs? Get ready to battle them as they wield giant coffee mugs and throw paperwork at you!
Lost Treasure of the VA – Rumor has it that buried deep within our server lies a treasure trove of golden "I Survived the Jobocalypse" badges! Uncover these relics to unlock super-secret abilities, like the power to throw cactus grenades or summon a tamed, three-headed dog named "Bureaucracy!"
Creepy Crafting Tables – Ever see a crafting table that screams out your greatest fears? Ours do! They’ll taunt you with tales of tax forms and budget cuts while you’re trying to craft a diamond sword. Who doesn’t want a pinch of anxiety with their enchanted gear?
Massive Community Events! – Join us for the annual "Survive the Wave of Jobless Zombies" event, where you and your friends must forge alliances, craft makeshift weapons, and build massive fortresses to fend off the horde. Last year, someone won a lifetime supply of virtual “Sorry We’re Closed” signs!
Planetary Parkour! – Ever wanted to jump across dimensions? Here, you can leap from one floating island to another while avoiding weird glares from spectral representatives who constantly question your life choices. Prove your worthiness by crafting something totally absurd and you’ll earn bragging rights!
Endless Whimsical Builds – Tired of the same old castles? Here, you can construct a “Monument to Absurdity” that pays homage to all the bizarre decisions ever made! From potato farms shaped like top hats to roller coasters that go absolutely nowhere, the sky’s the limit (and we’re not charging you for it)!

So grab your pickaxe, your sense of humor, and your wildly unrealistic expectations! Join us on this enchanting server where sanity takes a backseat and creativity runs wild. After all, who wouldn’t want to dive into a madcap adventure where crazy is the new normal? Let the chaos begin! 🪓🌌🎮

PartyPigz Minecraft Server

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So, like, you know how you always wanted to try KBBQ but your mom never let you? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server is like a virtual KBBQ joint where you can feast on pixelated meat all day long!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a virtual karaoke room where you can sing your heart out without worrying about embarrassing yourself in front of real people. And guess what? It’s all free! No need to bring $80 or pay for anything, because we believe in generosity and fun!

Join our server now and let your picky eater daughter feast on all the pixelated meat she wants, without worrying about the bill. Plus, she can make virtual friends and have a blast without breaking the bank. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the virtual feasting begin!

Stone Knife Central

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OMG u guys, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got 80,000-year-old stone knives from South Arabia! U can use dem to slay zombies and build epic forts! Legend says if u find all da knives, u unlock secret powers like flying and shooting fireballs from ur hands! Plus, we got a pet dragon dat u can ride into battle and conquer da land! So come join us and be part of dis epic adventure, cuz u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else!

Sempiternus

Creative, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival

Sempiternus is a hub based server. Currently we have Vanilla, Skyblock, Creative and Events (mini games)

We also have a forge modded server (search sempiternus on forge)

Gaming.Sempiternus.co.uk

Animal crafting

Balanced Economy, Chestshop, Community, Economy, Faction Survival, Factions, Jobs, Mature, MCMMO, Survival

We are a survival server inspired by the game Animal Crossing, you start off on an island similar to those in Animal Crossing where you can go to Nook’s store and buy all types of things with money you gain from doing jobs, hunting monsters, fishing, or even selling things to other players via trade or auction house. The island serves as a “spawn” area where you can go to different buildings around the island and interact with different NPCs, you’re not stuck on the island though you can leave the island via boat or teleportation. You don’t have to be a fan of Animal Crossing to play the server, it’s still Minecraft at the end of the day and we just want to build a fun survival server with a great community.

Play.AnimalCrafting..com