Vintage Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	15816
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of being an old fag on the same old Minecraft server? Join our SMP and become a young whippersnapper again! We’ve been through memes, altcoins, and memecoins – we even have a secret diamond mine guarded by a herd of dancing llamas. Plus, our server mascot is a talking pig who gives out free enchanted gear every full moon. Don’t be an old fag, join us and become a legendary memelord of the blocky world!

SwashbuckleCraft: The Only Place You Can Legally Loot and Pillage in Minecraft! 99% Vanilla Java 1.20

8 years old, Anti-Griefing, backup, BUILD, Discord, Donator benefits, Fabric, Friendly, Grief, java, kid friendly, Legally, Loot, Minecraft, ONLINE, pillage, Place, PvP, Server, small group, smp, software, SwashbuckleCraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Towns Built:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Pros
Your builds will never go away (our world is 8 years old and will not reset. Backups and anti-griefing tools also exist)
Our group is small, so it’s easy to be familiar with everyone
We are 99% vanilla – running fabric server software
There are no donator benefits, only donate if you want to

Cons
If you like to grief, PvP, or say things that aren’t kid friendly you’ll not enjoy it
Our group is small, so you may be the only player online at times

If that sounds good to you please click here to get added to the whitelist.

If that doesn’t sound good to you, we hope you find the perfect server soon! Good luck and thanks for reading!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Click the link provided above to get added to the whitelist.

Q: Will my builds be safe on the server?

A: Yes, our world is 8 years old and will not reset. We also have backups and anti-griefing tools in place.

Q: Are there any donator benefits?

A: No, we do not offer any donator benefits. You can donate if you want to support the server.

Q: What server software are you running?

A: We are running fabric server software, making us 99% vanilla.

Q: Is there any PvP on the server?

A: No, PvP is not allowed on our server. If you enjoy PvP, this may not be the server for you.

LacklusterSMP

Cross-Play, Minecraft SMP Vanilla Experience Play Players Immersive World Building Advanced Plugins Active Staff Friendly Community Survival Adventure Multiplayer Exploration Creativity Fun, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

LacklusterSMP is a new and improved vanilla SMP experience. Play with friendly players, immersive world building with advanced plugins, and active staff.

play.lacklustersmp.net

ExeosCraft: Where you can mine, craft, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate! Join now!

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Charity, Craft, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, ExeosCraft, fair, Find, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Join, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Minecraft, Permanent World, Player-Driven Updates, Semi Vanilla, soulmate, Stable, Strong Economy, Trailer Link.

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ores Mined:	6412
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Void Gems Collected:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Java IP	play.ExeosCraft.com
Bedrock IP	play.ExeosCraft.com:19132
Discord	https://discord.gg/exeoscraft
Trailer Link	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How long has ExeosCraft been running?

ExeosCraft has been running smoothly since June 2020 without any resets.

2. Are donations required to play or progress on the server?

No, donations are entirely optional. Our server is built on the principle of fairness for all players.

3. Are there any special rules or restrictions on ExeosCraft?

ExeosCraft is a safe and inclusive space for all players. Hate speech is strictly prohibited on our server.

4. Can I suggest new features or updates for the server?

Absolutely! Join our Discord community and share your ideas for player-driven updates.

5. What unique features does ExeosCraft offer for Bedrock players?

ExeosCraft is optimized for both Java and Bedrock players, with unique features tailored to enhance the gameplay experience for Bedrock users.

6. How can I protect my builds on the server?

You can use the Land Claim feature on ExeosCraft to protect all your precious builds from griefing.

7. Is the server difficulty set to Hard?

Yes, the server difficulty on ExeosCraft is set to Hard, providing a challenging gameplay experience for all players.

8. How does the Level-Up System work on ExeosCraft?

All donator perks are available through free, in-game means, allowing all players to enjoy the benefits without the need for purchases.

CraftyDawnTrail – Minecraft Server

Casual CC Sync Meetup, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, CraftyDawntrail, Dawntrail General, Femra, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gold Saucer, In-game Events, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Rafflesia, Resources, sephirot, Server, Tuliyollal, Tural Thread Throwdown, Wolves’ Den Pier

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV meets Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server for a chance to win epic loot in our Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign. Who knows, you might even score a legendary mount or weapon that will make all your friends jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Join our in-game events like the Tural Thread Throwdown where you can battle it out against other players in an epic sewing competition. Or how about participating in the /xivg/ Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer? Show off your mad Mahjong skills and earn bragging rights for days!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, come hang out with us at our meetups. Meet fellow players at Sephirot, Tuliyollal Instance 1 for a Thread Throwdown or head over to the Wolves’ Den Pier for a Casual CC Sync Meetup. Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a giant Cuchulainn on top of a ship in the middle of the ocean. The possibilities are endless on our server!

ProstatePleasureMinecraftSMP

best technology, male pleasure, orgasms, pleasure devices, Prostate, prostate massage, prostate massagers, prostate orgasms, Prostate play, prostate pleasure, prostate stimulation, prostate stimulation devices, prostate toys, ProstatePleasureMinecraftSMP, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Technology

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Chimeras Created:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the real question is: what’s the best technology for prostate orgasms?

Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to build a giant statue of a butt? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic battles that take place every Saturday night. Picture this: a horde of zombie pigmen storming your base, but instead of fighting them off with swords, you whip out your trusty prostate orgasm device and send them running in fear. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get wild and wacky together!

BabyWaker Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, Baby Care, BabyWaker, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, family dynamics, Minecraft, nighttime feeding, parenting, Partnership, self-care, Server, sharing responsibilities, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleep routine, sleep schedule, Support, teamwork, Understanding, work-life balance, working parents

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	785166
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Towns Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in equal sleep rights for all! Join us for some blocky fun and outrageous adventures.

Are you tired of carrying the burden of taking care of your virtual baby all by yourself? Well, on our server, we believe in sharing the load. Just like this player’s husband who needs to wake up for night feedings if he wants to sleep in, you too can experience the joys of virtual parenthood with a twist.

Join us and experience the thrill of pumping virtually, ensuring you always have milk in the fridge and freezer for those late-night gaming sessions. And don’t worry about missing out on sleep, because on our server, everyone takes turns waking up for night feedings. It’s a win-win situation for all!

So come on down to our server and experience the joy of virtual parenting like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so realistic and hilarious at the same time? Join us now and let the fun begin!

GFQuietPlzCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, Empathy, exhaustion, GFQuietPlzCraft, Girlfriend, introverted, Listening, Long day, overwhelmed, patience, personal space, Proposal, recharge, relationships, road trip, social batteries, socializing, Suffocated, Talking, Understanding

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimension Hops:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	355960
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the never-ending stories of your girlfriend’s day at work! Join us for a break from the constant chatter about her co-workers, neighbors, and middle school softball drama.

Are you tired of feeling suffocated in the car as she recounts every minute detail of her life? Well, on our server, you can drive in peace without the fear of never-ending monologues about her past experiences.

Take a break from the anxiety-inducing road trips and join us for some relaxing Minecraft gameplay instead. No more frantic runs to escape the chatter, just pure gaming fun!

So come on over and join our server, where you can finally have some peace and quiet away from the non-stop storytelling. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from your girlfriend’s never-ending tales?

Blockbuster LOLz

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Animals Bred:	38
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	919
Chimeras Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on our server, a player built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. And you know what? It actually worked! People were lining up for miles just to ride it and experience the thrill of potentially crashing into a block of obsidian at top speed.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where players can participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but enchanted carrots. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, pigs can fly. Literally. We’ve got flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping golden apples and emeralds for lucky players to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ReinCarnateAcrossRealms

Afterlife, Assumptions, BELIEF, closed-minded, Consciousness, Cosmic, cosmic perspective, ETERNAL, Existence, metaphysics, Multiverse, Open-mindedness, philosophy, planet, ReinCarnateAcrossRealms, Reincarnation, Soul, speculation, spirituality, Transcendence, Universe

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just building stuff, you’re BUILDING YOUR SOUL. Yeah, man, this server is like a portal to other dimensions where you can reincarnate into different beings and explore crazy new worlds.

One time, this dude joined and he built a castle so epic that he actually turned into a dragon in real life. Like, he started breathing fire and flying around and stuff. It was wild, man.

And then there was this other player who accidentally turned into a unicorn because she built a rainbow bridge to the clouds. Now she prances around the server spreading rainbows and glitter everywhere. It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale, man.

So, like, if you wanna experience the ultimate mind-bending, soul-building, universe-exploring adventure, you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.

Trump’s CultCraft: Loyalty Demanded!

Allegiance, authoritarianism, behaviorism, Commitment, conscientious followers, cult of personality, CultCraft, demanded, devotion, donald trump, followership., influence, leadership, loyalty, Manipulation, Politics, power, Propaganda, Psychology, rhetoric, study, Trumps

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mines Excavated:	3509	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

so, like, listen up gamers, this server is like the ultimate cult of personality, just like Donald Trump but in Minecraft form. we got a whole bunch of followers who are like super loyal and will do anything for their leader, just like in real life. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and we promise not to start any actual cults or anything.

join this server if you want to be part of something bigger than yourself, something that will make you feel like you belong. plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest events you’ve ever seen. like one time, we had a giant statue of Donald Trump made entirely out of diamonds. it was so shiny and beautiful, just like our leader.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become part of the most loyal and dedicated community in Minecraft. who knows, maybe one day you’ll even become the next leader of our cult of personality. but for now, just sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. it’s gonna be one heck of a journey.

MCXP

Minecraft SMP Cosmetics Events Crates Marriages Land Claims Minions Survival Friends Ultimate Experience Warm stay Forever Always, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crops Grown:	9648

A Minecraft SMP with Cosmetics, Events, Crates, Marriages, Land Claims, Minions, and More! Come play and bring your friends to enjoy the ultimate survival experience! We hope you get to enjoy a warm stay on MCXP, forever and always.

mcxp.net

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