8. Selfies Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HappyCraft Minecraft Server

alive, balance, endorphins, ENERGY, Exercise, fresh air, Gratitude, Happy, HappyCraft, healthy, holistic health, joy, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Nature, outdoors, positivity, self-care, Server, Sunshine, vitality, wellness

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	228
Dragon Eggs Found:	9726	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate adrenaline rush as you battle hordes of zombie chickens and ride on flying pigs! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

Not only will you have the chance to build your dream castle made entirely of diamond blocks, but you can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands! And if that’s not enough, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples waiting for you to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

CovidCraft: The Server of Socially Distant Disasters

anxiety, covid, CovidCraft, Disasters, distant, economic impact, fear, Grief, ISOLATION, Lockdown, Loneliness, Loss, mental health, pandemic, Quarantine, restrictions, Server, Sickness, social distancing, socially, stress, Tragedy, Trauma, uncertainty, worst memory

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Remember that time you were stuck at home during Covid and all you could do was binge-watch Netflix and eat snacks? Well, forget about that boring life because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a virtual world where the only virus you have to worry about is a zombie infection!

Join our server for a chance to build your own apocalypse-proof bunker, complete with a moat filled with lava to keep out any unwanted guests (looking at you, creepers). Need to stock up on supplies? No problem! Just hop on your trusty llama and ride to the nearest village, where you can trade with the villagers for all the diamonds and emeralds your heart desires.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of TNT. Are you brave enough to face the explosive beast and claim the riches for yourself? Only one way to find out!

So say goodbye to boring quarantine memories and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the fun begin!

Chopstick Warriors: Poland Drills

Asia, Belarus, border, chinese military, Chinese troops, chopstick, cooperation, cross-border exercises, Defense, DRILLS, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military exercise, military maneuvers, Poland, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Training, Warriors

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, chinese troops r like, doing drills along poland’s border in belarus, and u know what that means?? it means this server is gonna be lit af, like, u gonna be dodging troops while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be like a real-life battle royale but in minecraft, like, who wouldn’t wanna join that?? plus, u might even get to meet some chinese troops in the game and be like “hey, wanna team up and take down some zombies together?” it’s gonna be a blast, trust me. so come join the fun and let’s see who can survive the chaos on this insane minecraft server!

CraftyDefender

accusations, arguments, assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, contrary behavior, CraftyDefender, defending your actions, defending yourself, disagreements, interpersonal skills., misunderstandings, proving a point, self defense, self-advocacy, self-assertion, self-confidence, self-justification, standing up for yourself

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where the sky is green and the pigs fly upside down. we got llamas in tuxedos and chickens that do the macarena.

if you join, you get a magical pickaxe that turns diamonds into cheeseburgers. and every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and sings a lullaby.

we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. and if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

come join us and prove to the haters that you are not contrary, you are just living your best life in this wacky minecraft world.

QuantumTubeCraft

cross-country communication, DATA Transmission, Information Technology, innovation, long distance communication, quantum communication, quantum computing, quantum cryptography, quantum entanglement, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum network, quantum teleportation, quantum teleportation technology, QuantumTubeCraft, qubits, research, scientific advancement, Technology, vacuum beam guides, vacuum-sealed tubes

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	208
Dragon Eggs Found:	2702	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

lolz join dis server if u want a quantum network in minecraft! we got vacuum beam guides for qubits to travel thousands of miles in tiny tubes. it’s like the fast and furious but with quantum particles. come join us and be a quantum cowboy riding the vacuum waves to victory! also, our server has the best virtual tacos in town, so you can refuel after all that quantum traveling. come on down and be part of the quantum revolution, yeehaw! 🤠🌌🌮 #quantumcowboys #vacuumtubesfordays #tacotuesdayeveryday

MeCraft Server: Literally Lit

Connection, Empathy, Identity, introspection, is.., lit, LITERALLY, me, MeCraft, Personal, Reflection, relatability, Self, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-identification, self-realization, Server, She, Similarity, Understanding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	2281	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Animals Bred:	32	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon this server and found their long-lost twin. No, seriously, they looked exactly alike and even had the same taste in block placement. It was like looking into a mirror, but in pixel form.

But that’s not all! This server is also home to a legendary chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. So forget about mining for hours on end, just hang out with this blinged-out chicken and watch the riches roll in.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that only happens on full moons? Yeah, it’s a wild time down there with glowstone dance floors and creepers busting out their best moves.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure because who knows what other absurdities you’ll encounter. Plus, you might just find your pixelated doppelganger or dance with a diamond-laying chicken. The possibilities are endless!

WarehouseWaging Minecraft Server

4chan, bills, finance, full-time job, high school, Immigrants, industry saturation, investing, Minecraft, parents, partying, reddit, Rent, saving money, Server, social media, STEM, student debt, success, TRADES, warehouse job, WarehouseWaging, wealth building

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Farms Harvested:	454
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12

“Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world grind like this legend did! Imagine a world where you can build your wealth by mining diamonds and trading with villagers. No student debt here, just endless possibilities and blocky adventures. Plus, our community is filled with immigrants from all over the Minecraft world, ready to welcome you with open arms. So leave the warehouse slavery behind and join us for a party at the virtual block concert, where the only thing you’ll be drinking is potions of invisibility. Reddit and 4chan approved, because who needs real friends when you have a diamond pickaxe and a stack of emeralds?”

CraftyHeartbreak Minecraft Server

Breakup, breakup advice, breakup counseling, breakup help, breakup questions, breakup reasons, breakup recovery, breakup support, breakup therapy, Closure, Communication, CraftyHeartbreak, emotional pain, healing, HEARTBREAK, love, Minecraft, moving on, relationship advice, relationships, self reflection, Server, Understanding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

So, get this – my ex said I spent too much time playing on this Minecraft server. Can you believe that? Like, hellooo, have you seen the epic builds and crazy adventures I’ve been having on there? It’s not just a server, it’s a whole freakin’ universe of awesomeness!

I mean, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lairs filled with treasure and traps. It’s like Indiana Jones meets The Hunger Games meets a bunch of really confused sheep.

Plus, the community is lit AF. We have regular dance parties in the town square, epic PvP battles in the arena, and even a weekly llama beauty pageant. And let me tell you, those llamas know how to work a runway.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more than just blocks and mobs, come join us. Who needs a significant other when you have a whole world of pixelated insanity to explore?

BlockyBedSurprises

adventurous, arousal, Bed.., BlockyBedSurprises, Disappointment, EXCITEMENT, Experiment, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Intimacy, novelty, Passion, Pleasure, Risk, role-play, satisfaction, Surprise, Thrill, unexpected

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying out new things in bed…I mean, in Minecraft! From building a giant bedrock fortress to battling mobs in your pajamas, the possibilities are endless. Who knew that mining for diamonds could be so exhilarating when you’re wearing a comfy onesie?

So why wait? Join our server now and discover the unexpected joys of Minecraft in bed…I mean, in our server! Just be prepared for some wild and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing (and maybe blushing) for days.

CancerCraft Server: Smokin’ Highs

addiction, Cancer, CancerCraft, carcinogens, health risks, highs, lung cancer, mortality, Prevention, public health, Rates, record highs, secondhand smoke, Server, Smokin, smoking, smoking cessation, smoking epidemic, smoking-related diseases, tobacco, tobacco control, tobacco industry, tobacco use, tobacco-related illnesses

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	275	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s lit AF! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, rumor has it that if u join, ur chances of gettin’ struck by lightning and turnin’ into a supercharged creeper increase by 1000%! Who needs boring ol’ regular servers when u can be part of the most epic, craziest, and wildest Minecraft community ever?! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make even Herobrine jealous!