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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5635 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 86 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 196 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
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