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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 3620 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 176 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 189 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!