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CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

creepy, creepycraft, creepypasta, fear, Gaming, Help, Horror, internet, irrational fear, Mario, meme, mental health, Minecraft, online bullying, Online Community, Phobia, retard, Scared, Server, Therapy, trolling, TV screen, video games

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Votes:	376
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old creepypastas scaring you? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing reaching out at you is a friendly blocky hand offering you diamonds! Forget about Mario creeping you out, on our server, he’s too busy mining for resources to bother you. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about those silly creepypastas. So come join us and let’s mine and laugh our way to victory!

BaldCraft Minecraft Server – Where Short Chubby Men without Cars Thrive!

4/10 men, attractiveness, BaldCraft, balding, body image, cars, CHUBBY, Confidence, dating app, dating struggles, discrimination, Insecurity, Jealousy, Men, Minecraft, non-obese girlfriends, physical appearance, Poor, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, short, skinny fat, societal standards, Thrive

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	733887	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Potions Brewed:	177	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Alien Abductions:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even short, balding, chubby or skinny-fat 4/10 guys without cars can find love! Yes, you heard that right – our server is like a magical love potion for all the underdogs out there.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of our virtual world, when suddenly, a non-obese 5/10 girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts building a castle with you. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft girlfriend, am I right?

Forget about dating apps, on our server, love is just a block away. So join now and witness the most epic love stories unfold in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Love is in the air, and it smells like diamond ore.

MomMoveOutCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, family, guilt tripping, Helping, MomMoveOutCraft, moving out, newly weds, personal situation, personal space, relationships, rent free, Support, telling my mom it’s time to move out, Therapy, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Votes:	1811
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	491	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of feeling like you’re walking on eggshells in your own home? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the guilt trips and drama of real life? Look no further!

Join our server for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal space and boundaries.

Embark on quests, battle monsters, and explore new worlds without the fear of someone guilt tripping you into letting them stay rent-free. Our server is the perfect escape from real life drama, where you can focus on having fun and building epic creations.

So come join us and leave the guilt trips behind! Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and start building your dream world, guilt-free!

CreeperLoveCraft

amusing bedroom blunders, amusing intimacy tales, awkward sex, awkward sex moments, comedic bedroom blunders, comical bedroom incidents, CreeperLoveCraft, embarrassing moments, entertaining sex mishaps, funny bedroom mishaps, funny hookup stories, funny love making stories, funny sex anecdotes, funny sex stories, funny sexual experiences, hilarious experiences, humorous sex escapades, humorous sexual encounters, laughable sex moments, sex fails, silly sex mishaps

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	882660	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ores Mined:	1562	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

PipeDreamsMC – Minecraft server

Adventure, China, discovery, Exploration, hidden, Hiker, Hiking, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, Outdoor, pipe, PipeDreamsMC, remote, Scenic, Server, Tallest, travel, Waterfall

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIPES THAT FEED WATERFALLS TO CHINA! YEAH, A HIKER FOUND IT AND WAS LIKE “WOAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT!” COME BUILD YOUR OWN PIPE TO FEED WATERFALLS TO RANDOM PLACES! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL END UP FEEDING A WATERFALL TO THE MOON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A WATERFALL FEEDING MASTER!

CraftyCeasefireFun

biden, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyCeasefireFun, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiations, palestine, peace talks, Politics, Proposal, REJECTED, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6048	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ spinning sick beats while you battle it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! They’ll trade you diamonds for space rocks, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Doom”!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with glowstone dance floors and fireworks shooting everywhere? It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons joining in on the fun!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PlantFarmersMC

#sustainability, CONSUME, deep thoughts, ecological balance, Environmental, Existential, expire, Farming, Hypothesis, life cycle, mulch, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmersMC, Plants, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, Thought-provoking

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17
Void Gems Collected:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?

well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.

GalliumCraft: Ge-71 Fun!

analytical chemistry, anomaly, chemistry, decay rate, experimental data, Fun, gallium, GalliumCraft, Ge-71, Ge71, geochronology, geology, half life, isotopes, natural abundance, nuclear decay, nuclear reactions, PHYSICS., radioactive, radioactive dating, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, stable isotopes

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, this crazy half-life of Ge-71 going on, and there’s, like, a gallium anomaly that will blow your mind, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of gallium and you have to survive by mining Ge-71 to stay alive. but watch out, because there are, like, mutant gallium monsters roaming around trying to eat you.

if you’re brave enough to join, you’ll be rewarded with, like, the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. we’re talking diamond swords that shoot lasers, armor made of pure gold, and potions that give you super speed.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the half-life of Ge-71 and the gallium anomaly for yourself. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

asmr, Azura Dulait, Corpo, Dorky Yandere, EN Adult Vtuber, fansly, FAQ for Tourists, Feral Polar Bear, Fertility Goddess, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, It’s Nice to be Back, Joi, lewd audios, Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, Patreon, Poking Edition, Prototype Unarchived Archive, relationships, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VAllure General, VAllure Official Links, VAllureCraft, vnug, VT, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we offer a unique Poking Edition experience that will leave you in stitches! Join us for crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to a cast of characters that you won’t find anywhere else. From the Fertility Goddess to the Feral Polar Bear, our lineup is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t worry, we’ve got a Dorky Yandere and Your Ever-Demanding Mistress to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all – our server is the first of its kind, focusing on adult audio like ASMR and JOI. Expect some spice and kayfabe, but nothing that will break TOS. And if you’re wondering if the talents will masturbate on stream, well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t soon forget. And remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with you! So what are you waiting for? Get in on the fun now!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ANONYMOUS, Community, discussion, FANTASY, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, fetish, forum, ftt, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, PokeGirls, Roleplay, schlickin, Server, sexual pleasure, sharing, Thread

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to unleash your inner fapper and schlicker! Join us in the Pokegirls edition, where you can post lewds and chat about all things fappin’ and schlickin’ with fellow players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of fappin’ expertise, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all your wildest fantasies come true. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine and grind your way to fappin’ glory on our outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Pokegirl while you’re at it!