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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 7274 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.