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CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Love Letters Sent:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	327239	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	2262
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Farms Harvested:	125	Dragon Eggs Found:	3564

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Emeralds Found:	2506
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	444

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Potions Brewed:	173	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Love Letters Sent:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	180

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Nano Plastics R Us

Behavior, brain development, brain function, dopamine system, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Mice, microplastics, Nano, Nanoparticle exposure, nanoplastics, nanoplastics effects, neurobehavioral changes, neurodevelopmental disorders, Neurotoxicity, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Plastics, social adaptation, study, toxicology

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ores Mined:	4427	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

Virtual Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, cringe, cringeworthy, digital entertainment, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, internet subculture, Japanese pop culture, niche fandom, Obsession, odyssey, online behavior, Online Community, otaku culture, social awkwardness, social media, Space, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Runes Activated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Enchantments Applied:	231	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

OMG, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic and full of vtuber fans! But don’t worry, they’re not cringe here, they’re actually super cool and funny.

Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.

Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.

And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!