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BroCraft: Where Missing Him So F***ing Much is the Norm

brocraft, bros, emotional, FING, Grief, Heartache, longing, longing for him, love, Memories, miss him, missing, missing dearly, missing deeply, missing intensely, missing someone, missing terribly, norm, Sadness, separation, so fucking much, sorrow, yearning

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ores Mined:	4900
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Animals Bred:	135	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the griefing is legendary and the adventures are epic! Join us if you miss your long lost pet rock, Steve, who mysteriously disappeared after a creeper explosion. Rumor has it that he’s living a luxurious life in the Nether, sipping on lava cocktails and partying with zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, you can reunite with him on our server and embark on a quest to bring him back to the overworld. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden diamond mine along the way! So come on, join us and let’s rock this world together!

Crafty Souls – Minecraft Server for Elden Ring Fans

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Animals Bred:	149
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because Our Server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you explore our News section filled with YouTube videos that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Need a break from all the chaos? Check out our Latest patches for some soothing patch notes that will make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Main information document for all the juicy details about our server that will leave you speechless. Plan out your character with our Character planners and get ready for some epic battles.

And don’t forget about our Interactive map that will guide you through the lands of our server with ease. Need to join a group? Just enter the password “erg” and you’ll be welcomed with open arms.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the madness that is Our Server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret code like “474300792” that will unlock a whole new level of craziness. See you there, adventurer!

NoFriendsMinecraft – Where you can play solo without the annoying need for friends!

anger, ANNOYING, Competition, death wish, depression, desire for fun, emotional turmoil, Existence, Friends, friendship, Frustration, hatred, introverted, ISOLATION, Jealousy, Loneliness, Misanthropy, NoFriendsMinecraft, Peace, Play, self loathing, social anxiety, Social Interaction, solitude, Solo

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever find! Are you tired of dealing with annoying people and just want to have fun on your own terms? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

Join us and escape the madness of the real world where everyone is just too damn social for their own good. No more competing for attention or feeling jealous of other people’s social circles. On our server, you can be the king or queen of your own domain, ruling over your virtual kingdom with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whichever you prefer).

Forget about making friends, who needs them anyway? On our server, you can have all the fun you want without having to deal with pesky humans. Build, explore, and conquer all on your own terms. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers, but who cares about them?).

So come join us and let’s create a world where you can truly be yourself without having to deal with all the drama of the real world. Who needs other people when you have a whole Minecraft universe to explore? Let’s make this world a better place, one block at a time.

Anya’s Poop Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Anyas, bathroom humor, bathroom scenes, bizarre plot, comedic center, comedic element, comedic focus, comedic plot, comedic relief, gross-out comedy, Minecraft, odd choice, Poop, poop humor, Server, strange decision, strange movie, toilet humor, unexpected direction, unexpected twist, unusual plot point, unusual storyline, weird movie

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9398	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Void Armor Forged:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Potions Brewed:	151	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the main plot revolves around Anya and her legendary pooping abilities! Join us for a wild ride filled with unbelievable adventures and hilarious moments as we explore the magical world of Minecraft like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of unicorn warriors who ride into battle on rainbow llamas. Join their ranks and fight alongside them as you embark on quests to defeat the evil gummy bear army threatening to take over the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with diamond blocks, emerald ore, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover these riches and become the wealthiest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when it involves Anya and her pooping adventures.

Crafty Chelsea’s Crazy Minecraft Adventures

acquaintance, Adventures, Awareness, Chelsea, Chelseas, Columbia, Community, Crafty, crazy, Drama, familiarity, gossip, Identity, local gossip, Minecraft, Missouri, recognition, reputation, Rumors, scandal, Secrets, slut, small town, social circles

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Have you heard about Chelsea from Columbia, Missouri? She’s the wildest player on our server, always causing chaos and stirring up drama. Join our server to see if you can keep up with her antics and maybe even become her Minecraft BFF!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigs wearing top hats. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat these fancy swine will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE BLOCKS! Who wouldn’t want to explore a cheesy paradise while dodging creeper explosions and skeleton archers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Babes and Builders: Greek Goddess Edition

Babes, beauty, blocky, Builders, culture, Diversity, Edition, empowerment, Family Values, fashion, feminism, Goddess, Goddesses, Greek, Greek women, History, Hospitality, independent, intelligence, Mediterranean, Mythology, opinion, role models, Stereotypes, STRONG, tradition

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	179	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Void Gems Collected:	40
Buildings Constructed:	48	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mines Excavated:	2025	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and SLAY with the best of them! But wait, there’s more! Have you ever seen a Greek goddess in real life? Well, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by beautiful Greek women who will help you conquer the virtual world like a true warrior!

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and unlimited fun! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where Greek women rule and Minecraft reigns supreme? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the ultimate gaming experience. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the mythical madness begin!

Crafty AF

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Animals Bred:	90
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a shitload of licensed games that are actually good games!

Join us for a wild ride as you battle it out in a Hunger Games arena filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas. Don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest where you can ride on magical unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your butt.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city where you can swim with mermaids and hunt for buried treasure guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

TinyHandsCraft: Where Drumf’s Oven Codes Run Wild

codes, Conspiracy, controversy, Cooking, current events, Drumf, Drumfs, Dutch oven, Espionage, Government, humor, kitchen, Oven, Parody, Politics, president, RUN, satire, scandal, Secrets, SECURITY, social commentary, tiny hands, TinyHandsCraft, Wild

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Star Shards Collected:	132
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, even Drumf getting his tiny lil hands on the Dutch oven codes! 🤣 Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and top secret missions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for they tamed the llamas with their expert llama whispering skills and unlocked the secrets of the mine, uncovering riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Chicken, a chicken so funky that its dance moves can make even the toughest mobs break out into a boogie. Join us and witness the feathered phenomenon for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the next big secret that will shake the Minecraft world to its core! 🐔💎🌈

Crafty RPG Madness: Computer Role Playing Games Galore!

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, atom, baldurs gate, Betrayal at Krondor, Broken Roads, Colony Ship, Computer, Computer Role Playing Games, Crafty, crpgg, Dark Sun: Shattered Lands, darklands, disco elysium, Divinity: Original Sin, dragon age, Fallout, Galore, games, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, Legends of Amberland II: The Song of Trees, madness, might & magic, neverwinter nights, pathfinder, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, planescape torment, Playing, Role, RPG, shadowrun, Space Wreck, star wars knights of the old republic, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader, Wasteland, Wizardry, Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take Computer/Classic Role Playing Games to a whole new level! Join us for epic quests and battles inspired by games like Baldur’s Gate, Fallout, and even Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic!

Our server is like a virtual Temple of Elemental Evil, where you can team up with other players to defeat powerful enemies and uncover hidden treasures. Dive into a world where you can be a mighty warrior, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage – the choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive DLC events like the Lord of Nothing expansion for Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, where you can challenge the most fearsome foes and claim legendary loot.

Join us now and embark on a journey through the realms of Disco Elysium and Dark Sun: Shattered Lands! Who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the Mad Overlord in Wizardry!

So grab your pickaxe and sword, and get ready for an adventure like never before! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

HappyCraft: Where happiness is real, not just a meme!

Awareness, Conspiracy, control, Deception, emotions, Happiness, HappyCraft, ILLUSION, Manipulation, meme, mental health, Miserable, net happiness, people, psy op, real, society, stupid shit, Trick, Truth, wellbeing

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	New Chunks Explored:	646901
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Towns Built:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where happiness is not just a meme, it’s a way of life! Join us and escape the clutches of the happiness conspiracy that is trying to trick you into doing stupid shit. On our server, you can build your own secret underground bunker to protect yourself from the happiness police who are out to get you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of dancing llamas who will teach you their ancient llama dance moves that are guaranteed to make you the life of the party. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep who will boogie down with you until the sun comes up.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the truth behind happiness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about the conspiracy trying to make you miserable.