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Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Villages Defended:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Votes:	2350

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Holy Grails Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Potions Brewed:	199
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Star Shards Collected:	128
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crops Grown:	6371
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

CraftyQuotez

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Emeralds Found:	5365
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Votes:	464
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Magic Items Found:	4117	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchantments Applied:	242	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/craftycontrol-minecraft-server/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	7	New Chunks Explored:	283607
Zombie Dances:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!