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Eden’s Hunger Games Server

79 pounds, Captivity, Conflict, Eden Yerushalmi, Edens, extremism, games, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hunger, international relations, Israel, KIDNAPPING, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Political, Server, starvation, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Mines Excavated:	4108	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

so, liek, u know how u get bored of ur usual minecraft server and u just want sumthin new and exciting? well, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af. like, one time, there was dis dude named Eden Yerushalmi who got kidnapped by hamas and they starved him until he was only 79 pounds. crazy, right? but don’t worry, dat won’t happen on dis server. we got all da fun and none of da drama. plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine. so come join us and let’s build some epic sh*t together. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafting Chaos: Beyblade Edition

action figures, Anime, Battles, Beyblade, Beyblade fans, Beyblade X, Chaos, children’s show, Cho Pan, Cho Pan is cute, Collectibles, Crafting, cute, Edition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fun, japanese animation, Manga, spinning tops, Tournaments, Toys

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crops Grown:	7267	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret… Cho Pan is actually a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret portal to a realm where all your wildest dreams come true.

Oh, and did I mention that our community is filled with the most adorable players you’ll ever meet? They say that if you befriend a player on our server, you’ll be blessed with good luck for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this magical adventure and experience the cuteness of Cho Pan for yourself!

Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	740	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Void Armor Forged:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a big ol’ plate of cock for breakfast every morning!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

Blockhead Shenanigans

Analysis, Behavior, Blockhead, causes, coping mechanisms, emotions, Environment, genetics, mental health, patterns, Psychology, reactions, Responses, Shenanigans, social influences, stress, Trauma, triggers, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most EPIC way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on RAINBOW LLAMAS while battling evil DERPY CREEPERS with EXPLODING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our CHOCOLATE RIVER and mine for DANCING DIAMONDS that will grant you UNLIMITED DAB POWER!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a TACO-LOVING DRAGON who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a DANCE BATTLE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most INSANE and WACKY adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

QueenCraft: Where Vtubing Royalty Rules the Blocks!

blocks, conspiracy theories, digital identity, Disappearance, Gaming, internet celebrity, investigation, missing person, Mystery, Online Community, online fame, online persona, queen of vtubing, QueenCraft, Royalty, rules, social media, speculation, streaming, trending, viral, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtubing

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the shocking truth about what really happened to the queen of vtubing! Rumor has it, she was actually a secret ender dragon in disguise all along. Only by joining our server can you discover the hidden secrets of the virtual world and maybe even save the queen from her dragon form! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Mogging Mayhem: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!

assault, brutal moggings, Crime Prevention, criminal attacks, criminal behavior, Criminal Investigations, dangerous neighborhoods, law enforcement efforts, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Mogging, mugging incidents, personal safety, physical harm, Public Safety, robbery, self defense, Street violence, traumatic experiences, Ultimate, urban crime, Violent crimes, violent encounters

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Animals Bred:	43	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are so savage they’ll make you question your entire existence. 🤯 Join us if you’re ready to face off against zombies that do the cha-cha-cha while attacking, skeletons that moonwalk their way into battle, and creepers that tell dad jokes before exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who hosts a weekly karaoke night at the End City. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you historians. is is of of just and The offts of of of of of of of of of of of of of sn of of of of open of open open 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0.

Crafty Hangover: The Morning After

#covert operations, confusion, conspiracy theories, Crafty, Drones, Espionage, false flag, foreign policy, hangover, international relations, investigation, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Misinformation, missile launch, morning, Mossad agents, Mystery, speculation, Truth, uncertainty

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible, just like the idea of Israel launching a single missile into Iran! But wait, it gets even crazier – rumor has it that it was actually mossad agents using tiny drones to attack Iran. Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? Join our server and experience the unbelievable adventures that await you. Who knows what kind of wild stories you’ll uncover next!

Crafty College vs. Regular School: Where Creeper Explosions are the Only Homework

academic differences, affordability, aspirations, career differences, Choices, college, community college, Crafty, creeper, Degree, education, explosions, Future, higher education, homework, job market, networking, opportunities, Perception, regular, regular college, School, Skills, social differences, Stereotypes, stigma, success

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where choosing between community college and regular college is as easy as choosing between diamonds and dirt blocks!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. Who needs a regular college when you can build your future in our virtual world?

Don’t let anyone tell you that community college is a death sentence. In our server, every block you place is a step towards legendary success!

Parentless PVP Palace: Where Orphans Reign Supreme!

BETRAYAL, Brutal, confession, dark past, forgiveness, Guilt, Jealousy, long trail, love, Manipulation, murder, orphans, Palace, Parentless, psychological thriller, PvP, R-rei, Redemption, regret, Reign, remorse, Revenge, sex slave, SUPREME, Tragedy, Twisted

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our totally not messed up Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unforgettable experiences.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server may or may not have killed the parents of the woman you love in front of her in the most brutal way possible. But don’t worry, it was all because they were jealous of you! And now that woman is their sex slave along with countless other women. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

So come on down to our server and forgive those who have wronged you in the most twisted ways possible. Let’s make some memories together that you’ll never forget (no matter how hard you try).

Crafty Chunky Monkeys

bulking, Caloric Intake, Calorie Counting, Calorie Dense Foods, chunky, Crafty, FITNESS, fitness goals, Gaining Weight, Healthy Eating, Healthy Weight Gain, High Calorie Foods, meal planning, monkeys, muscle building, nutrition, Summer Body Goals, weight gain, Weight Gain Challenge, Weight Gain Diet, Weight Gain Journey, Weight Gain Progress, Weight Gain Tips

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unlimited Diamond Blocks: On our server, you can find diamond blocks everywhere you go! No need to mine for hours on end, just walk around and you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.

2. Flying Pigs: Yes, you read that right. Our server has flying pigs that you can ride around on. Who needs a boring old horse when you can soar through the skies on a majestic flying pig?

3. Secret Underground City: Rumor has it, there’s a secret underground city on our server that is filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exciting Minecraft adventure of your life!

BaguetteCraft: Where Portuguese and French Players Unite!

BaguetteCraft, Brazil, cultural similarities, French, Language, language comparison, language connections, language evolution, language history, language learning, language similarities, linguistic connections, linguistic similarities, meu senhor, Monsieur, mosior, northern brazil, Players, Portuguese, pronunciation, Similarities, unite, vowel sounds

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Alien Abductions:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the similarities between languages are as mind-blowing as finding diamonds in a cave!

Join us and discover the hidden connections between words like Meu senhor (My sir) and Monsieur (French) – who knew language could be so WACKY?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll encounter MYSTERIOUS creatures that speak in tongues only decipherable by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to crack the code and unlock their secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our INSANE world of linguistic wonders and ABSURD discoveries – who knows what you’ll find!