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CraftyMiners: Where you won’t accidentally search for porn stars while playing Minecraft!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	8930
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can embark on the most INSANE adventures!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player was trying to find a famous porn star on Google, but they accidentally typed her name wrong. Instead of finding the porn star, they stumbled upon a real QT3.14 on LinkedIn! And that, my friends, is just a taste of the WILD surprises waiting for you on our server.

Join now for a chance to discover hidden treasures, battle fierce monsters, and make friends with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the ADVENTURE of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the LOLZ begin!

Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Share Your Last ‘O’ Face Pic

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

🤣 Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to post the last pic you masturbated to! 😂 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

🔥 Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player posted a pic of a llama wearing sunglasses and it brought good luck to everyone on the server. True story! 🦙

🌈 Our community is like no other, filled with WACKY characters and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend or arch-nemesis here!

🚀 So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, the only rule is to post the last pic you masturbated to! 😉 #BestServerEver

BlockyBoogaloo: The Revenge of ‘>>917064705’

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8823
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7473	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Towns Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with RAINBOW sheep that could fly! Can you imagine riding a flying rainbow sheep into battle? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who are worthy. Want unlimited diamonds? Just ask the Diamond Unicorn! Need a castle made entirely of gold blocks? The Diamond Unicorn can make it happen!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a Giant Chicken into battle against hordes of evil mobs. Picture yourself soaring through the sky on the back of a clucking behemoth, wielding a diamond sword and taking down creepers left and right. It’s the stuff of legends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the INSANITY for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ZombieCraft: Where even the undead have better manners!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the boring reality of dressing like your ancestors and instead become a VIKING WARRIOR in the digital world! Join us for INSANE battles, where you can RAID other players’ bases and pillage their resources like a true CONQUEROR.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also FLY on the back of a DRAGON and rain down fire on your enemies. Or, if you’re feeling more peaceful, you can EXPLORE our vast world and discover hidden treasures in LOST dungeons.

So why waste your time dressing up like a viking in real life when you can become a LEGENDARY warrior in our Minecraft server? Join us now and embark on the ADVENTURE of a lifetime!

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN Gets Wild!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you say “OMG this is EPIC!”

Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji EN with YouTubers that will make you laugh until you fall off your blocky chair. From LazuLight to OBSYDIA to ILUNA, we’ve got the craziest bunch of players that will keep you entertained for hours.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has XSOLEIL where you can battle it out with Krisis and TTT for ultimate supremacy. And don’t forget about Noctyx where the night is always young and full of surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, ignore the bait, shitposting, and discordfags – unless they’re building you a diamond castle, then they’re cool. Let’s mine and craft our way to victory! 🤣🎮🔥

Unicorn Overlord’s Epic Minecraft Adventure!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43

Welcome to the Unicorn Overlord Minecraft server, where magical creatures reign supreme and chaos is the name of the game!

Join us if you want to ride unicorns into battle, build castles out of rainbows, and fight off hordes of evil pixies trying to steal your diamonds!

Our server is so epic that even Steve from Minecraft himself said, “What about Unicorn Overlord? Did anyone really enjoy this game or was it just me?“

So come on, join us and become a legend in the land of Unicorn Overlord! Who knows, you might even become the next unicorn king!

CraftyFantasy10548 – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for our Extra Party Trial Battles where you can battle it out with your friends in epic showdowns. And don’t miss the Rise of the Beasts Character, Weapon FLB & Wonder event – it’s gonna be off the chain!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Maintenance announced on 04/23, so mark your calendars. And be sure to check out the Side Story: No Rain, No Rainbow – it’s a real tearjerker.

Oh, and did we mention Sierokarte’s Special Training in April? It’s gonna be a blast! And don’t even get us started on the Magna 3 Colossus & Celeste Aura Raid & Transcendence event – it’s gonna blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for some unforgettable Minecraft adventures!

Blocky Boners: No More Nofap

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Dimension Hops:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Votes:	6718
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where not masturbating is the key to success! Join us and become a whole new person as you resist the urge to touch yourself.

Our server is filled with magical creatures who will guide you on your journey to self-control. From unicorn pigs to dragon chickens, you’ll never be bored as you strive to keep your hands off.

But beware, if you give in to temptation and touch yourself, you’ll be banished to the Land of Shame where you’ll have to mine diamonds with your bare hands for eternity.

So come join us and save yourself from the perils of self-love. You’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the thrill of resisting temptation in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Crafty Cursed Server: ‘Jujutsu Kaisen’ Edition

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to El Tio Sukuna, the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined El Tio Sukuna and instantly became the richest player on the server. How, you ask? Because our server has a secret LOOT system that only the chosen ones can access. Legend has it that if you find the hidden Diamond Mine and defeat the Creeper King, you will be showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Disco Sheep, a rare creature that only appears at midnight and drops Diamonds when you dance with it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Unicorn Island, where magical creatures roam free and grant wishes to those who are deemed worthy.

So what are you waiting for? Join El Tio Sukuna today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what treasures and surprises await you in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world.

SwissCheeseCraft: Where even Switzerland can’t hold its blocks!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, Switzerland fell. Yes, you heard that right. The entire country of Switzerland fell into a giant pit of lava. But fear not, because on this INSANE Minecraft server, you have the chance to rebuild Switzerland from the ground up!

But that’s not all. We have UNICORNS roaming the land, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle. Our DIAMOND mines are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in riches in no time. And don’t even get me started on our EXPLODING SHEEP – they make for great entertainment!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and help us bring Switzerland back to its former glory. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic land!